Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 320 Days and 78441 Haiku later...
I'm glad he doesn't
use his computer for fun.
My secrets are safe.
Haiku # 41893 ↗ October 7, 2008 6:09 pm ET
by snail
tan young beauty skates
vagabond crooning badly
tourists mostly spent
Haiku # 41892 ↗ October 7, 2008 5:20 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
consecrated space
frenzied by a deity
the fanatic zone
Haiku # 41891 ↗ October 7, 2008 1:49 pm ET
by devotion is his lotion
well they are getting
better so I feel like I
have to raise my bar...
Haiku # 41890 ↗ October 7, 2008 12:58 pm ET
by bs
I read bad haiku
and almost every day
some are good some bad
Haiku # 41889 ↗ October 7, 2008 10:35 am ET
by mellie
Vince. Liked the haiku
Challenging our perceptions
Depth and thoughtfulness
Haiku # 41888 ↗ October 7, 2008 7:51 am ET
by Tisme reaching for the stars
Learn to follow, trust
Dancing's about connection
Mental, physical
Haiku # 41887 ↗ October 7, 2008 5:28 am ET
by Dancing is the vertical expression of a horizontal desire. Tisme
i collect those stars
but i keep them in the sky
where there is more space
Haiku # 41886 ↗ October 7, 2008 12:08 am ET
by vince
Is ballroom dancing
difficult? I'm afraid to
trip over his feet.
Haiku # 41885 ↗ October 6, 2008 11:31 pm ET
by snail
Tomorrow he plans
to touch me for the first time,
teaching me to dance.
Haiku # 41884 ↗ October 6, 2008 11:29 pm ET
by snail
I don't know for sure
who the competition is.
I hope he picks me.
Haiku # 41883 ↗ October 6, 2008 11:22 pm ET
by snail
Always far away,
maybe you can avoid bills.
Become a nomad.
Haiku # 41882 ↗ October 6, 2008 2:43 pm ET
by snail
it hits the fan, the
tower falls, crashing, and all
say the mantra...sh-
Haiku # 41881 ↗ October 6, 2008 1:02 pm ET
by bs
slow car takes uphill
burdened by bumper stickers
collecting stray thoughts
Haiku # 41880 ↗ October 6, 2008 10:20 am ET
by vince
In this world of ours
There are givers and takers
I give till it hurts
Haiku # 41879 ↗ October 6, 2008 7:22 am ET
by tisme
we have tyo decide
what we want in life that's all
travel or pay bills
Haiku # 41878 ↗ October 6, 2008 7:08 am ET
by tisme
You get to travel
whenever you please, it seems.
I wish I could go.
Haiku # 41877 ↗ October 6, 2008 6:22 am ET
by snail
I'm off to Paris
A long weekend of pleasure
Who's comming with me?
Haiku # 41876 ↗ October 6, 2008 6:09 am ET
by Tisme
I laughed till I choked
Sums up human condition
In just four haiku's
Haiku # 41875 ↗ October 6, 2008 6:05 am ET
by Tisme
That's what they told me
when I fell from a bar stool.
"You're one of us now."
Haiku # 41874 ↗ October 6, 2008 5:12 am ET
by snail, embarrassed by strange rites of passage
you're on the record
we all have haiku like that
now you're one of us
Haiku # 41873 ↗ October 6, 2008 4:58 am ET
by ash
I'd like to take back
the last haiku that I wrote.
I get in strange moods.
Haiku # 41872 ↗ October 6, 2008 4:16 am ET
by snail of apology for inappropriate expression
perseveration
it's a symptom, not haiku
take the medicine
Haiku # 41871 ↗ October 5, 2008 9:13 pm ET
by ash
Erotic writing
experiments make me so
wet my pussy drips.
Haiku # 41870 ↗ October 5, 2008 8:37 pm ET
by snail of the cute cat euphemism
hampered by limits
each haiku reflects pages
of unfinished dreams
Haiku # 41868 ↗ October 5, 2008 2:06 pm ET
by vince of thanks ash
Haiku
So, so bad
Haiku
Haiku # 41867 ↗ October 5, 2008 6:26 am ET
by Jadedog121212 of VB, VA
the unknown poet
come and fuck with bad haiku
you love us long time
Haiku # 41866 ↗ October 5, 2008 5:02 am ET
by ash
My gentle artist:
delicate, sensitive and
hopefully not gay.
Haiku # 41865 ↗ October 5, 2008 4:14 am ET
by snail
I hope I don't start
shaking when he touches me
to teach me dancing.
Haiku # 41864 ↗ October 5, 2008 4:11 am ET
by snail
My nervous mantra:
Please let it be a date. Please
let it be a date.
Haiku # 41863 ↗ October 4, 2008 8:23 pm ET
by snail
I close my eyes, breathe,
focus on the stillness to
push down my feelings.
Haiku # 41862 ↗ October 4, 2008 8:21 pm ET
by snail of social phobia
how long will it last
the bad moods, the good, like the
seasons, weather...or not
Haiku # 41860 ↗ October 4, 2008 1:25 pm ET
by bs
and why did it put
something on here twice, egads
does it need oil check?
Haiku # 41859 ↗ October 4, 2008 12:47 pm ET
by bs
the world has fallen
out from my feet, and I am
spinning in orbit
Haiku # 41858 ↗ October 4, 2008 12:46 pm ET
by bs
the world has fallen
out from my feet, and I am
spinning in orbit
Haiku # 41857 ↗ October 4, 2008 12:46 pm ET
by bs
I only like rain
when I am indoors. It sounds
better than it feels.
Haiku # 41855 ↗ October 3, 2008 7:53 pm ET
by snail
Vince, I love that one.
It says so much so simply.
Keep up the good work.
Haiku # 41854 ↗ October 3, 2008 4:46 pm ET
by snail of appreciation
Hawaiian shirt day
I wear them so damn much though
Friday every day
Haiku # 41853 ↗ October 3, 2008 12:25 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
how many pixels
for screens to depict a sky
want hi-def? go out
Haiku # 41852 ↗ October 3, 2008 9:56 am ET
by vince
Sensitive artist,
timidly bold and unique,
let your eyes touch me.
Haiku # 41851 ↗ October 3, 2008 12:07 am ET
by snail
I'm falling hard for
a shy guy who is just too
overwhelmed by me.
Haiku # 41850 ↗ October 2, 2008 11:59 pm ET
by snail in real life!
Curses, Red Baron!
Once again you have flown by,
And shot down my plane!
Haiku # 41849 ↗ October 2, 2008 6:51 pm ET
by Leamony of Washington
former love fades
candle light discovers her
soft quiet beauty
Haiku # 41848 ↗ October 2, 2008 6:10 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
an older woman
awakens during autumn
giggles and sunshine
Haiku # 41847 ↗ October 2, 2008 5:52 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
oh stupid oceans
i'd shun its many fishes
for someone like you
Haiku # 41846 ↗ October 2, 2008 1:27 pm ET
by vince
what is "fight or flight"?
instinctual apathy
makes a lot more sense
Haiku # 41845 ↗ October 1, 2008 10:47 pm ET
by sf
would have been good; but
ruined by apostrophes
in case you wonder
Haiku # 41844 ↗ October 1, 2008 1:45 pm ET
by vince
every time you say
Haiku # 41843 ↗ October 1, 2008 1:41 pm ET
by vince
funny how this works
into words, more than ever
but less talkative
Haiku # 41842 ↗ October 1, 2008 9:42 am ET
by vince
Public seduction
A turn on or a turn off
Only you decide
Haiku # 41841 ↗ September 30, 2008 5:49 pm ET
by Tisme