Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 319 Days and 78441 Haiku later...
thirteen infections
all are precise and so smart
no doctor please no
Haiku # 43717 ↗ February 24, 2009 2:44 pm ET
by baba-aloniia
make sure you yoga
qualities for better dance
and better sex too
Haiku # 43716 ↗ February 24, 2009 2:18 pm ET
by next move
The latest move we
learned in dance class was such a
distracting turn-on!
Haiku # 43715 ↗ February 24, 2009 1:40 pm ET
by snail wears short sleeves on purpose
I relate to the
raw sensuality of
being close, dancing.
Haiku # 43714 ↗ February 24, 2009 1:33 pm ET
by snail appreciates those poems
it's so fucking hot
rivulets of sweat collect
like a repo man
Haiku # 43713 ↗ February 24, 2009 7:05 am ET
by ash
Your arms around me
Holding me close when we dance
Steal a kiss! My dream!
Haiku # 43712 ↗ February 24, 2009 3:49 am ET
by The smell of a woman
My face close to yours
I feel the warmth of your neck
I long to kiss you
Haiku # 43711 ↗ February 24, 2009 3:44 am ET
by The smell of a woman
When i hold you close
Inhale your womanly smell
It's driving me mad
Haiku # 43710 ↗ February 24, 2009 3:39 am ET
by Its the smell of a woman
it hasn't happened??
I thought you would know by now
keep the positive
Haiku # 43709 ↗ February 23, 2009 7:35 pm ET
by half full
The time approaches.
I'll soon know whether we are
incompatible.
Haiku # 43708 ↗ February 23, 2009 3:36 pm ET
by snail
Sensuality
Unadulterated week
The Tango mango
Haiku # 43707 ↗ February 23, 2009 7:00 am ET
by Eyes back Dreams and actuality of Tired but happy
slumdog millionaire
utterly underserving
but the kids were cute
Haiku # 43706 ↗ February 23, 2009 1:30 am ET
by fingerfood of pl
boy or girl, who knows?
hoping nothing in between
find out soonish
Haiku # 43705 ↗ February 23, 2009 1:25 am ET
by fingerfood of sg
happy to announce
my plumbing's all in order
baby on the way
Haiku # 43704 ↗ February 23, 2009 1:23 am ET
by fingerfood of sg
first you need to find
the truth behind Jesus Christ
to answer that one
Haiku # 43703 ↗ February 23, 2009 12:48 am ET
by back to the beginning o Hebrew
Hateful Christian folks
Voted to ban gay marriage
What would Jesus do?
Haiku # 43702 ↗ February 22, 2009 11:51 pm ET
by Chopmeat of Middle Class America
slightly prudish fun
wearing a pretty thin shirt
opening freezer door
Haiku # 43701 ↗ February 22, 2009 6:50 pm ET
by then putting on a sweater
Nah, I was joking.
I am unlikely to get
sexual with him.
Haiku # 43700 ↗ February 22, 2009 6:08 pm ET
by snail is slightly prudish until committed, then kinky as fuck
at lest you think so
what if after you meet him
you find..he's tongueless
Haiku # 43699 ↗ February 22, 2009 10:34 am ET
by wellya never know
I ache for him to
probe my receptive body
gently with his tongue.
Haiku # 43698 ↗ February 22, 2009 3:08 am ET
by snail
maybe you'll hold hands
get face close//breathy lip touch
enjoy a nice whisper
Haiku # 43697 ↗ February 22, 2009 1:41 am ET
by heavy petting
My mind whirls with thoughts
of prolonged skin contact with
someone who loves me.
Haiku # 43696 ↗ February 21, 2009 9:03 pm ET
by snail
excited for you
it could go well.. could go bad
how shall you dare smell?
Haiku # 43695 ↗ February 21, 2009 4:48 pm ET
by good luck
I'm excited now
to finally meet the one
I flirt with online.
Haiku # 43694 ↗ February 21, 2009 4:43 pm ET
by snail
Sleep alone tonight
Just like every other
I hate the whole world.
Haiku # 43693 ↗ February 21, 2009 9:32 am ET
by nombre
The question is wrong
My time stands still when i dance
I dance all this week
Haiku # 43692 ↗ February 21, 2009 5:24 am ET
by Dreams and actuality
The question is wrong
My time stands still when i dance
e stands still when I dance
I dance all this week
Haiku # 43691 ↗ February 21, 2009 5:24 am ET
by Dreams and actuality
interest aroused
finely something so just right
finally..to bed
Haiku # 43690 ↗ February 21, 2009 2:37 am ET
by sweetsweetsweetsweetsweet
sleeping tight tonight
the cow jumped over the moon
what time is it there?
Haiku # 43689 ↗ February 21, 2009 2:33 am ET
by rollercoaster
coffee-stained flowcharts
strings of codes populate screens
mind strays on surf foam
Haiku # 43688 ↗ February 19, 2009 10:09 am ET
by vince
Plucked strings and wave spray,
wet sand between naked toes,
light moves on water.
Haiku # 43687 ↗ February 19, 2009 1:44 am ET
by snail
i'm tied by no knot
but there are ties i know not
held by homonyms
Haiku # 43686 ↗ February 18, 2009 10:19 pm ET
by ash
knotted up so tight
spaghetti is on my fork
i CAN swallow it
Haiku # 43685 ↗ February 18, 2009 1:57 am ET
by down she goes
A fork in the road
No knot can untie itself
Follow the footprints
Haiku # 43684 ↗ February 18, 2009 1:22 am ET
by rollercoaster
the road to nowhere
that metaphorical life
littered with false signs
Haiku # 43683 ↗ February 17, 2009 2:45 am ET
by ash
with nowhere to go
all signs have been run over
the detours suck too
Haiku # 43682 ↗ February 17, 2009 2:05 am ET
by jwalker
cigarette in hand
thoughts escape in veils of smoke
where words would have been
Haiku # 43681 ↗ February 17, 2009 1:17 am ET
by vince
You want too little
If you hurry we'll be late
Distances will shrink
Haiku # 43680 ↗ February 16, 2009 11:53 pm ET
by rollercoaster
I will wear short sleeves
on purpose so our arms touch
while we are dancing.
Haiku # 43679 ↗ February 16, 2009 6:13 pm ET
by snail is contact starved
YouTube video,
his folks called me sweet but still
said he couldn't come.
Haiku # 43678 ↗ February 16, 2009 4:14 pm ET
by snail may never meet him
Just how does that work?
I'm touchy feely person
Long distance can't work
Haiku # 43677 ↗ February 16, 2009 2:50 am ET
by Dreams and actuality
My escapism
Attending Tango Mango
Week of Tango bliss
Haiku # 43676 ↗ February 16, 2009 2:41 am ET
by William Nippress
mixed up thrill mystique
crazy aspiration crush
my own weird science
Haiku # 43675 ↗ February 15, 2009 2:30 pm ET
by a little of this a little of that
When push comes to shove
Desire rules the senses
Cyber space will do
Haiku # 43674 ↗ February 15, 2009 1:53 pm ET
by rollercoaster
true blood of life love
desire, lust and frenzy
her informal stash
Haiku # 43673 ↗ February 15, 2009 11:27 am ET
by agony
Although salt tastes good
Nothing can withstand the tide
Push my way upstream
Haiku # 43672 ↗ February 15, 2009 10:30 am ET
by Dreams and actuality
salt water river
sensing the complexities
imagine the thrill
Haiku # 43671 ↗ February 15, 2009 9:50 am ET
by rollercoaster
An idealistic
ethereal relationship?
Real life cannot match!
Haiku # 43670 ↗ February 15, 2009 6:10 am ET
by William Nippress of Dreams and actuality
Passionate as hell
Keeping a tender distance
Always in control
Haiku # 43669 ↗ February 15, 2009 2:48 am ET
by rollercoaster
Haiku # 43668 ↗ February 14, 2009 11:15 pm ET
by 222 of 222