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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 320 Days and 78441 Haiku later...
life in a dark place
I looked into your old well
there's webs and water
Haiku # 43851 ↗ March 25, 2009 11:52 am ET
by gypsyrsle
feed a dog the ring
ask her to walk the dog out
surprise proposal
Haiku # 43850 ↗ March 25, 2009 9:26 am ET
by vince
People do not "Think"
Those who will not understand
Adopt prejudice!!!
Haiku # 43849 ↗ March 25, 2009 5:37 am ET
by William Nippress of World citizen
Sensitivity
Understanding and using
The inanimate
Haiku # 43848 ↗ March 24, 2009 5:38 am ET
by William Nippress of Thorney Rollercoaster
Cactus stand alone
Like people with their guard up
Touch me, Don't touch me
Haiku # 43847 ↗ March 24, 2009 4:30 am ET
by rollercoaster
she will see a shrink
and go home to be alone
everything's fine.
Haiku # 43846 ↗ March 23, 2009 7:47 pm ET
by nombre
when i take you from
behind and pull on your hair
you say "make it yours"
Haiku # 43845 ↗ March 23, 2009 6:09 pm ET
by moo
ghetto kids don't trip
cool mountains, sunny beaches.
Not part of their lives.
Haiku # 43844 ↗ March 23, 2009 11:49 am ET
by mean d. of SoCal
Hard earthly missile
Momentary shock gasping
Crazed crystal blurred vision
Haiku # 43843 ↗ March 23, 2009 11:07 am ET
by William Nippress of Realy like Rollercoasters
Driving in the wind
The shield takes a random rock
Nothing looks the same
Haiku # 43842 ↗ March 23, 2009 1:17 am ET
by rollercoaster
What a life I lead
Today El Portenito
Tommorow who knows?
Haiku # 43841 ↗ March 22, 2009 8:10 am ET
by William Nippress
a purple night sky,
water falls below the bridge,
empty beer bottles
Haiku # 43840 ↗ March 20, 2009 8:37 pm ET
by elio e Laura
mysterious words
confuses the high schoolers.
Prior knowledge.
Haiku # 43839 ↗ March 20, 2009 2:47 pm ET
by mean d. of SoCal
Jesus on dashboards
to ensure a safe journey.
False security.
Haiku # 43838 ↗ March 20, 2009 12:20 pm ET
by mean d. of mean d.
funny how it happens
one day we are away from our desk
forever
Haiku # 43837 ↗ March 20, 2009 11:20 am ET
by ratbone
Just three weeks to go
Then back to Spain and Tango
Love Barcelona!

Anyone want to come?
Haiku # 43836 ↗ March 20, 2009 10:02 am ET
by William Nippress
Hiking up the hill
A breath away from retreat
Every tree watching
Haiku # 43835 ↗ March 19, 2009 8:57 pm ET
by rollercoaster
baby jesus in
a jar whiles away the day
in formeldahyde
Haiku # 43834 ↗ March 19, 2009 5:54 pm ET
by moo
surprised yet again
by the hole in my being
beer flows right through me
Haiku # 43833 ↗ March 19, 2009 2:24 pm ET
by vince
the ocean waters
retreat and shows the black mud.
It's what lurks beneath.
Haiku # 43832 ↗ March 19, 2009 12:22 pm ET
by mean d. of SoCal
smell of pine forests
Cork Oak, herbs and wild flowers
Mixed with the rich earth
Haiku # 43831 ↗ March 19, 2009 7:09 am ET
by William Nippress
drop back down again
Wild flower strewn Pastures, bird song!
Oranges on trees
Haiku # 43830 ↗ March 19, 2009 6:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Follow the mountains
Beautiful old villages
High snowy passes
Haiku # 43829 ↗ March 19, 2009 6:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Green Tietar valley
Snow melt rushing down river
Turtles on hot rocks
Haiku # 43828 ↗ March 19, 2009 6:49 am ET
by William Nipprerss
March in central Spain
Snowy peaks,Cherry blossom
Hot sun and cool beer
Haiku # 43827 ↗ March 19, 2009 6:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Visual Thinking
What the naked eye can't see
Color fields like fire
Haiku # 43826 ↗ March 19, 2009 2:22 am ET
by rollercoaster
Someday happiness
Until then we will simply
medicate ourselves
Haiku # 43825 ↗ March 18, 2009 10:34 pm ET
by nombre
sure i've passed my peak
guess it's easier downhill
when you're old and tired
Haiku # 43824 ↗ March 18, 2009 8:44 pm ET
by ash
love to hear my voice
when commitees deny it.
It's my world. My rules.
Haiku # 43823 ↗ March 18, 2009 8:08 pm ET
by mean d. of SoCal
Call it a bad poem
for it breaks a fabled rule.
evolve, I will do.
Haiku # 43822 ↗ March 18, 2009 8:03 pm ET
by mean d. of SoCal
can't walk, just stumble
The floor's shifting as I stand.
--Drank way too much beer
Haiku # 43821 ↗ March 18, 2009 8:00 pm ET
by mean d. of SoCal
Oh gleaming bright orb
Blues greens yellows red and browns
This world of beauty
Haiku # 43820 ↗ March 18, 2009 12:54 pm ET
by William nippress
oh wolfdale power
i have embraced the dark side
and it megahertz
Haiku # 43819 ↗ March 18, 2009 3:34 am ET
by ash
The sreaming silence
Overwhelms my fragile
State of emotions

It sends me into
An unknown world full of
Thoughts of chaos
Haiku # 43818 ↗ March 17, 2009 1:42 pm ET
by Samantha
in a steaming pile
work amass itself; i dream
about daydreaming
Haiku # 43817 ↗ March 17, 2009 10:09 am ET
by vince
oh fuck, oh fuck, fuck!
oh fuck, oh fuck, fuck no, fuck!
shit and fan collide.
Haiku # 43816 ↗ March 17, 2009 6:55 am ET
by fingerfood of sg
ambient ennui
a paucity of haiku
something's gotta give
Haiku # 43815 ↗ March 16, 2009 8:11 pm ET
by ash
!!!!!
!!!!!!!
!!!!!
Haiku # 43814 ↗ March 14, 2009 10:46 pm ET
by post modernist
got about one day
we're hunting for a big one
odds in our favor
Haiku # 43813 ↗ March 13, 2009 11:32 pm ET
by fishing
rowboats are rocked as
the waves tower menacingly.
Mount Fuji stands tall.
Haiku # 43812 ↗ March 13, 2009 6:53 am ET
by fingerfood of sg
i thought that happened
a few weeks or so ago
you weren't satisfied?
Haiku # 43811 ↗ March 12, 2009 4:08 pm ET
by or just reliving the experience again?
His eyes penetrate
as mine open to receive.
Probe me to the core.
Haiku # 43810 ↗ March 12, 2009 12:08 pm ET
by snail
is everyhwere and
lovers don't need to know you
or even see you
Haiku # 43809 ↗ March 12, 2009 11:35 am ET
by love is unspoiled in admiration
come back as a leech
suck at things like I do now
then i'll die again
Haiku # 43808 ↗ March 12, 2009 9:28 am ET
by vince of reprise
the condom has ripped
hot semen merges with flesh
your days are numbered
Haiku # 43807 ↗ March 11, 2009 4:02 pm ET
by moo
The fuzzy blue hat
makes his eyes look like water.
They seep into me.
Haiku # 43806 ↗ March 11, 2009 2:56 pm ET
by snail
I shall be saved by
a mystical horned creature...
A NARWHAL!! FUCK YEAH!!!!
Haiku # 43805 ↗ March 11, 2009 8:54 am ET
by ToastToastsToast
love is a smoke screen
time and reality blows
so it dissipates
Haiku # 43804 ↗ March 11, 2009 4:46 am ET
by ash
I know, i can be
a big curmudgeon and I
know to get over...
Haiku # 43803 ↗ March 10, 2009 11:47 pm ET
by bs
monkey see one get
mad, monkeys oop and ah and
throw shit like always

can 1,000,000 monkeys
write haiku or has it been
shit all this time?
Haiku # 43802 ↗ March 10, 2009 10:18 pm ET
by bs