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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Want to welcome me?
That's me yea Bob the Snob of
the internet's back!!
Haiku # 44631 November 17, 2009 4:57 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
takes one to know one
Haiku # 44630 November 17, 2009 4:55 pm ET
by wat
fooled by Crane Technique
when he can just Sweep the Leg
fucking idiot
Haiku # 44628 November 17, 2009 12:48 pm ET
by vince
bad you say well then
an empty lazy world of
people who settle for less
Haiku # 44627 November 17, 2009 12:30 pm ET
by scorp
you have to love it
in a world of transients
bad will persevere
Haiku # 44626 November 17, 2009 7:15 am ET
by ash
Penis! Vagina!
Penis! Vagina! Penis!
Vagina! Penis!
Haiku # 44625 November 16, 2009 10:57 pm ET
by k269er of Neverland
Bye bye Bob the Snob!
Of the Internet! I'lltalk
Too you tomorrow!
Haiku # 44624 November 16, 2009 10:47 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
L o l hey dude
talk in a haiku format
talk to you later
Haiku # 44623 November 16, 2009 10:45 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
Yeah!
This beats facebook anyday!
Haiku # 44622 November 16, 2009 10:43 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
L m a o cool
It's good to hear from you boy
E-mo-ma-li-mo
Haiku # 44621 November 16, 2009 10:40 pm ET
by Bob the snob of The Internet
BOB!
I missed you too!
Haiku # 44620 November 16, 2009 10:39 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
I'm back from the black
Did you miss me?
Haiku # 44619 November 16, 2009 10:36 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
Wow I can't believe
This website is still working
I've not been here for so long!
Haiku # 44618 November 16, 2009 10:35 pm ET
by The Newly Returned, Bob of The Internet
My Penis
My Penis
My Penile Penis
Oh my!
Haiku # 44617 November 16, 2009 10:33 pm ET
by k269er of Neverland
The this that
I need to wear a hat. Because
My other one blew away
Into the land of The.
Haiku # 44616 November 16, 2009 10:31 pm ET
by k269er of Neverland
to be honest, some
people who speak ill if they
passed on, good riddance
Haiku # 44615 November 14, 2009 2:51 am ET
by scorp
but the lovely thing
is people die, as they must
and new blood takes place
Haiku # 44614 November 14, 2009 2:51 am ET
by scorp
I see the people
here like the drunks at the bar
the stranger comes in

out from the cold, and
the local switches a knife
and stabs without guilt
Haiku # 44613 November 14, 2009 2:50 am ET
by scorp
impermanent life
yet hearts intertwined cry out,
"our love forever!"
Haiku # 44612 November 13, 2009 3:55 pm ET
by haiku half-wit of new paltz, ny
Morrissey was right
November spawned a monster
Grandma has a cock
Haiku # 44611 November 13, 2009 3:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
well, the last poem
gives all new meaning to the
term, action painting
Haiku # 44610 November 13, 2009 10:41 am ET
by scorp
my cock is a brush
and your body-- the canvass
dip, drip, and splatter
Haiku # 44609 November 12, 2009 4:15 pm ET
by septic funeral
great art is like that
of anything man will do
pick up a brush and
Haiku # 44608 November 12, 2009 10:21 am ET
by scorp
Partnered by the moon
weaving tangled soft shadows
We move as if one
Haiku # 44607 November 12, 2009 5:36 am ET
by William Nippress
your meaningful glance
and splash of sincerity
just evaded me

your aim not at fault
for i just have no faith left
for them to stick to
Haiku # 44605 November 11, 2009 4:53 pm ET
by vince
Through a glass lens eye
Camera sees us naked
alone vulnerable
Haiku # 44604 November 11, 2009 2:45 pm ET
by William Nippress
lice--my new neighbors
their dingleberry diet
takes me by surprise
Haiku # 44603 November 11, 2009 4:09 am ET
by septic funeral
I asked the teacher
can I go to the bathroom?
but it was too late.
Haiku # 44602 November 10, 2009 7:08 pm ET
by I had a shit of Epic Proportions
cocaine in the brain
the sting of anal fissures
i will turn you out
Haiku # 44601 November 10, 2009 5:55 pm ET
by septic funeral
zippybody go back to
Smalltime Press
your rants will be more appreciated there.
Haiku # 44600 November 10, 2009 5:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the torrent of you
erodes the soft banks of me
torrents and torments
Haiku # 44597 November 9, 2009 7:37 am ET
by haiku half-wit of new paltz
i walk through the mall
and see nothing that i want
the girls, though, are hot
Haiku # 44594 November 6, 2009 7:04 pm ET
by septic funeral
something about that
old demon romance that brings
out devils in us all
Haiku # 44593 November 6, 2009 1:36 pm ET
by scorp
one for the money
never mind that means nothing
i want to get laid
Haiku # 44592 November 5, 2009 1:51 am ET
by pumpkinpuss
caught on a web cam
in a milano pensione
no words will explain
Haiku # 44591 November 4, 2009 4:40 pm ET
by haiku half-wit of new paltz
the charm of karen
belied the dark side shown in
her unsated lust
Haiku # 44590 November 4, 2009 4:32 pm ET
by haiku half-wit of skidmore
languid eyes speaking
forever and always come
come back tomorrow
Haiku # 44589 November 4, 2009 4:25 pm ET
by haiku half-wit of new paltz
letting the feelings
all out in one night, dread at
what has to be done
Haiku # 44588 November 4, 2009 2:43 pm ET
by scorp
Slowly I gather you.
Softly floating I lead you.
My arms enfolding.

When the music stops.
You stay silent in my arms.
Eyes slowly open.

Your smile tells me all.
You're in Tango's magic place.
Only Tango knows.
Haiku # 44587 November 4, 2009 6:18 am ET
by William Nippress
four generations
celebrate ancestral links
sing out my name...JOY!
Haiku # 44586 November 3, 2009 9:11 pm ET
by haiku half-wit of new paltz
early-bird special
five o'clock meal and outside
a cackling raven
Haiku # 44585 November 3, 2009 9:04 pm ET
by haiku half-wit of new paltz
sixty-two rolls through
senior discounts no solace
for vast losses gained
Haiku # 44584 November 3, 2009 8:57 pm ET
by haiku half-wit of new paltz
homage to mother
I, your second-chance son
birthed this day long past
Haiku # 44583 November 3, 2009 8:52 pm ET
by haiku half-wit of new paltz
someone said that it's
the wiccan new year so let
the dead bury theirs
Haiku # 44582 November 3, 2009 2:39 pm ET
by scorp
a bit of a lull
nobody seems creative
including myself
Haiku # 44581 November 3, 2009 1:49 am ET
by ash
one can see beauty
in ruin but one can make
a ruin anew
Haiku # 44580 October 29, 2009 1:41 pm ET
by scorp
the well is drying
the water can't cultivate
now, nothing grows here.
Haiku # 44579 October 28, 2009 11:13 am ET
by mean d. of So cal
it's been a while and
to be at war looking back
with me is a waste
Haiku # 44578 October 28, 2009 8:15 am ET
by bs
so fires are set and
the master unseen Satan
burns the souls, puppets
Haiku # 44577 October 25, 2009 12:17 pm ET
by bs
that artistic set
of minds seems also autistic
selfish, and dead
Haiku # 44576 October 25, 2009 12:16 pm ET
by bs