blah blah blah i'm dumb
and i like to suck my thumb
cuz my mind is numb
by son of septic
I gave you my phone
number..you gave me disease
and haven't called back
by son of septic
eyes dart nervously
this unlikely place for sex
is it safe...am I?
by son of septic
a wink and a smile
seduction in the restroom
to the stall we go
by septic funeral
thus i pray to thee
if i die before i wake
to please hide my porn
by vince
Please ignore the troll
Make it your mantra, repeat
Please ignore the troll
by Janis
perseveration
as boring as buggery
you complete retard
by ash
My head is buzzing
with too many sounds to think.
No poetry there.
by snail
who says no matter.....
fecal matter matters to
all those it's tossed at
by son of septic
zapooper rants on
without the 5-7-5 and
couldn't give a shit
by son of septic
this is the home for
infantile shit-smearin' pant
za-poopin' babies
by son of septic
chafing at dry chaff
metaphor fecund ideas
germinate and grow
by farmer Brown
monolithic grist
mill grinding out bad haiku
nothing but chaff here
by Haiku half-wit
welcome home janis
amidst the acrimony
we love you long time
by ash
went to the market
my dollar found it's way home
many things have changed
by 3 quarters 2 dimes and a nickle
stooping to observe....
a genuflection to God's
detailed handiwork
by Haiku half-wit of New Paltz
one man's ceiling is
another man's floor..red rocks
of Sedona ROCK!
by nature boy of frigid northeast
car radio fails
cacti, rocks... none to think about
dull road stretches on
by vince of phoenix
Thirteen years! Now your
badness is your own problem.
Mazel tov BH.
by Adam of Toronto
Its been a while since
I've been by here to write one
But here I am now
by Janis of Toronto
if I'd the time I'd
go searchin' for gems right here
betcha I'd find some
by who is counting
forty-five thousand bad
haikus in thirteen years..the
good ones stand apart
........this is not one of them
by who is counting
zapooper can work
in Glendale AZ with Chuck M...
both are hatin' gays
by son of septic
his zapooper chute's
clogged with repetitive shit...
quick, get him Ex lax!
by son of septic
Vols rue rules offense
hostess slaps hoop recruit
for his drive to the
.........................hole
by son of septic
tell Rosa
the captain with her heart
returns tomorrow
by Phil of NEW BRIGHTON
Tennessee hostess
"volunteers" her ass..ets to
recruit hot prospects
by tennessee jed
the hounds of judgement
bark in the dark
you'll never feed em
by Phil of NEW BRIGHTON
chased all the way home
by a shadow in the cold
stomach turnin'
by Phil of NEW BRIGHTON
tho' nature's gifts be
sullied by foul renderings
lo' withstand they shall
by Haiku half-wit
holly sampson's lips
clamped 'round Tiger's wood.. a trap
he can't pitch out of
by son of septic
arching tendrils strain
'gainst icy weight locked in white
embrace...holly bush
by Haiku half-wit
some can see the code
in the matrix while others
only see a maze
by son of septic
huge fan of Twilight
already got Edward's face
tattooed on my face
by vince
call my thoughts stupid
village idiot am I
with grace I accept
by son of septic
melie...Mai Lai...it's
all a bunch of lies just one
bloody massacre
by son of septic
frequency here
more often then not again
hearing static
by mellie
there are thieves about
stealing my name and glory
but I am the ONE
by son of septic
I get no RESPECT
trying my damn best to bake
these Bad Haiku pies
by son of septic
Swallowed in blankets,
I am safe from monsters' mouths.
Please leave the lights on.
by snail
i'm a stupid face
because i say stupid things
stupid is as stupid does
by son of septic
how am I doing
dad? son, seed from my loins you
are. you done real good!
by son of septic
more than a pawn he
was a tool for her pleasure
ten inch tool was he
by son of septic
"the eyes of Texas
are upon you all the live
long day"...you stalker!!
by son of septic
Wilt claimed to sleep with
twenty thousand women so
pick up the pace Ti.....
...........................grrr!
by son of septic
why are the Cowboys
called America's team? son,
this one is easy
American's love
winners, particularly
Debbie does Dallas
by son of septic
why did Oswald kill
John Kennedy in a book
suppository?
son, it was a book
depository and Lee
Harvey wasn't there
by son of septic
davey crockett died
at the alamode? no son
'twas the Alamo
by son of septic
but you're from texas
Y'all should learn to read and write
stop burning your books
by septic funeral
Y'all are all losers.
Posting some worthless babble.
You guys need a life
by Jesse R. of Texas
