it just dawns on him
his raw material sucks
it's not time for lunch

not necessary
a bad haiku has soul
not necessary

richly abject rude
ornate bride reappears, raw
eternal hopeful

dogs emerge, kind
deliveryman sobs idly
white overeager

craven broken pig
ebbs, unbelieving maidens
replenish, downward

tree moves, braying heads
fly, captives swagger, noble
forgettable ploughs

scavengers sidle
meaty droplet boasting canes
harvesting pig poses

inhumane wife flirts
sadly, sluggish gingkoes look
carousels fizzle

reckless lip hovers
embracing blowing, ringing
salmons pulsate, sharp

seagull seduces, fiend
regrets, merchant moaning prunes
grumbling harpsichords

barbaric redwood
blooms, lewd ailing hard miser
bragging, bleakly, sick

Whats hard about life?
Putting up with idiots!
Like, politicians!

Yea, wow, I know right?
It's been really far too long,
I feel so old now.

Hello people,
I am also back for this short while
I was here in March of 2008 and December of 2009
HOLY CRAP THAT'S A LONG TIME!

Nostalgia alert,
It's been far too long people
Since I've written here.

Feel free to search me,
Search "Bob the Snob" on this site,
I was a child.

Now I am older,
And I feel so much bolder,
I have come so far.

burnt cynical horse
rattling putrid ablaze breeze
repulses dry blunt

despondent egg shines
eternal fatherless crag
oozing waters scream

incongruent pear
dazzles craftily, actors
grimace, epic still

devils repulse
gatekeepers relax drily
bold chocolate boat

tall disjointed lazy
rats purring, numbly, prey moves
peaceful potbellied

stumbling spider chomps
Adonis discovers, boat
hovering, sharply

fumbling bottle seeks
pensively, piglet rambles
idly, plum soaring

you should catch fire
call one-eight-hundred fuck you
'cause no one likes you

gratifying moist
clock soaring bumblebee rings
raucously, joyful

cream cheese sandwiches
nutella, peanut butter
fucking sandwiches.

deliverymen fade
staggering evolution
moping laughing doors

orange sluts walking
up and down the downtown streets
riddled with herpes

i am on fire
AH OH MY GOD HELP ME PLEASE
hahaha, no. die.

when i see your face
i would change everything
'cause you're ugly, bitch

all the cute bunnies
spontaneously combust
when they see your face

far far out in space
tiny lil' space porcupines
banging Shakira

a pipi sandwich
in her buzz light-year lunch box
hedgehog penises

one island red shines
in the sky on mayday and
out come birds and bees

Ah! Finally, that
apostrophe bug hath been
quash'd. 'Tis slash'd no more.

The rustle of the leaves
Sun shines on waxy surface
beautiful spring day!

Not a word has he
can it be the ape has gone?
finally beaten

Banana with tape
Popcorn and pornagraphy
Carmen is pretty

after all these years and
still at it the world of words
in short little blurbs

it\'s friday friday
gotta get down on friday
party and party

it\'s friday friday
gotta get down on friday
party and party

today i pooted
smelled like cherry potpourri
i inhaled deeply

Hockey night birthday
Should be apologetic
Nacho on her boob

in the Park meadow
a child looks carelessly on
old guides the older

Western countries rights
Freedom we take for granted
only our own though!

i dig a pygmy
faze one doris gets her oats
faze two yoko yes

Earth Day festival
valet bicycle parking
chilled beer and wine tent.

The trash is still here,
Haiku procrastinating.
I jack off wildly.

I, obstreperous,
fussing and moaning a lot.
Fuck diarrhea.

The toaster oven
An evil, silver creature.
I jack off wildly.

This is a haiku
about taking out the trash.
Fuck that shit, bitches.