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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 68 Days and 78031 Haiku later...
churchyards spring gently
drab rude cats overeat, black
fleshy barbed bridesmaid
Haiku # 47713 May 19, 2011 10:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
creaky enormous
polished fires emerge, brutes
moving, shrieking eels
Haiku # 47712 May 19, 2011 10:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
KEWL! W00t! ROFL LOL!!! I be a bwaxbewwies usah'!!
Haiku # 47711 May 19, 2011 10:37 am ET
by bippressashgay
LOL ROFLMAO w00t! Kewl!! I loves me some faceboks. I can tell people what I eat for dinner, what I am doing, wherE I am at.....LOL ROFLMAO w00t! Nippress and Ash...GAY!
Haiku # 47710 May 18, 2011 8:53 pm ET
by it's a blackberry user mama! get your torch and pitchfork!
gypsies rattle, nymphs
shivering, merrily, heart
explodes sleeplessly
Haiku # 47709 May 18, 2011 8:41 pm ET
by you are gay
bravely alert moth
fades, adolescent bragging
praying, boasting plows
Haiku # 47708 May 18, 2011 8:39 pm ET
by wootelsexo
miseries clank, elms
acquiesce, hopeful languid
obscene bordello
Haiku # 47707 May 18, 2011 8:36 pm ET
by poo-berry user
pious joyless soul
fluttering embarrassed burnt
bloated cocoons ooze
Haiku # 47706 May 18, 2011 5:28 pm ET
by wootberry
unbroken racehorse
gropes weakly, raw burglar smirks
flatly, pigeons wail
Haiku # 47705 May 18, 2011 5:20 pm ET
by wootwootwootwootwootwootusingblackbewwy debice!
proudly, paper calls
bravely dumbfounding sheep sleeps
frigidly, keenly
Haiku # 47704 May 18, 2011 5:15 pm ET
by zab a using blak dev
hazily hoping
swine sink cloudlessly, dryly
faintly, spiders grunt
Haiku # 47703 May 18, 2011 5:12 pm ET
by zabadooey nusingnanacknerrynenice....derRrr!!!
Zabadooreyonmyblackberrydevicezabadooeyonmyblackberrydevicezabadooeyonmyblackberrydeviceabadooeyonmyblackberrydevice.....DAHHHHHHHH!!! DERRRRRRRRRRR DUHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! DAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Haiku # 47702 May 18, 2011 5:10 pm ET
by blabablooeyblonblyblapberrybleppice
laborious breeze
rambles, lemon screaming cows
defying, prying
Haiku # 47701 May 18, 2011 12:03 pm ET
by Zabadooey on my blackberry device
soft still pompous sharks
stampeding rippling beehive
singing foolish palm
Haiku # 47700 May 18, 2011 11:04 am ET
by mr gay poet advisor
deafening feebly
fiercely, faintly, squirming blunt
hard diamondcutter
Haiku # 47699 May 18, 2011 10:58 am ET
by woot woot woot gay poemzzz
icily leaning
insidious drab bluebirds
disintegrate, pink
Haiku # 47698 May 18, 2011 10:55 am ET
by gay poet
foundling snarls, lowly
arrow runs, humble frisky
pitiless prey ends
Haiku # 47697 May 18, 2011 10:51 am ET
by anonymous gay person
bleakly mealy snake
ruffles dimly, swirling wives
rejuvenate, smug
Haiku # 47696 May 18, 2011 10:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fitful lush rapid
seagulls palpitate, gazelles
inseminate, mean
Haiku # 47695 May 18, 2011 8:58 am ET
by gaydar and pooper
abandonments shine
flutes reproach, squelching epic
fearsome pears screeching
Haiku # 47694 May 17, 2011 10:19 pm ET
by woot!
shaking dove rusting
pyramidal lethargic
cradle sluggish hard
Haiku # 47693 May 17, 2011 10:13 pm ET
by woot!
capricious lewd black
rats regurgitate richly
rapidly, mewling
Haiku # 47692 May 17, 2011 8:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
echoing white smooth
hairs hibernate, blithe serpents
ripening numb rough
Haiku # 47691 May 17, 2011 8:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
borax in the pork
exploding watermelons
happy family
Haiku # 47690 May 17, 2011 8:42 pm ET
by Peter 8 of California
sallow wintertime
deflowers, dragonfly smirks
lustrously, coyly
Haiku # 47689 May 16, 2011 10:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
strutting afterlife
explodes prettily golden
incantations squeal
Haiku # 47688 May 16, 2011 10:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
recklessly bloating
quickly, conjurers ponder
softly, canoes gape
Haiku # 47687 May 16, 2011 8:57 pm ET
by ashby
lurid defiant
fear swoons, deliveryman pleads
cloyingly, drums flow
Haiku # 47686 May 16, 2011 8:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
lip luxuriates
family vanishes, snide
farmers rumbling gnat
Haiku # 47685 May 16, 2011 5:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
devilish inert
immovable swordsman wails
giraffe pleading hair
Haiku # 47684 May 16, 2011 5:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cautious shepherd frowns
frowns, rushing bronze
raspberry squirms, bright
Haiku # 47683 May 16, 2011 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cockeyed eagle plunges
basket resonates, mellow
swordfish forgets, lush
Haiku # 47682 May 16, 2011 5:45 pm ET
by woot
vulnerable prey
sets gruesomely, rough dry raw
lights smash loudly, old
Haiku # 47681 May 16, 2011 5:42 pm ET
by woot
Some obseeions good
But what's insulting people?
Inadequacy!
Haiku # 47680 May 16, 2011 1:59 pm ET
by William
Flowers mightily
Blooming out of my garden
Soil made by worms
Haiku # 47676 May 16, 2011 7:38 am ET
by hide my ip
tiredly screaming glum
souls jabbing ancient casks ail
lightly, decrepit
Haiku # 47675 May 15, 2011 10:24 am ET
by bleep
grumbling Bela looks
sluggishly, scampering crow
fuming plums sneezing
Haiku # 47674 May 15, 2011 10:22 am ET
by poop-lover
firm memory plucks
amputee uncovers, dense
babies shrieking bland
Haiku # 47673 May 15, 2011 10:18 am ET
by wooT!
sleepily, egg glides
cowgirl thrusting blowing fires
squealing, emerging
Haiku # 47672 May 15, 2011 10:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
cautiously mean poor
rapid snails hissing, wishing
blithely, shrivelling
Haiku # 47671 May 14, 2011 8:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have been trolling
This site for so very long
Oh I have no life
Haiku # 47670 May 14, 2011 8:14 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY....
hugely, jackal seeks
mournfully, reflection fades
blue polarbear rings
Haiku # 47669 May 14, 2011 8:11 pm ET
by 69.57.150.217
shivering nectar
fluttering, rippling sharply
sharply, quick
Haiku # 47668 May 14, 2011 8:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Clearly so little
Understanding of the web
It is mindblowing
Haiku # 47667 May 14, 2011 8:08 pm ET
by You will not win
74-82-64-160.rdns.blackberry.net of 74-82-64-160.rdns.blackberry.net
Haiku # 47666 May 14, 2011 8:05 pm ET
by LOOK AT ME!
opaquely depraved
loveless abattoir sagging
tailors discover
Haiku # 47665 May 14, 2011 8:02 pm ET
by suck my ballsac
delivery done
rich pretenders neuroses
pink criminal pants
Haiku # 47664 May 14, 2011 8:00 pm ET
by bashomatique
carousel falls, dune
romping celebration howls
cheap deaf vipers drift
Haiku # 47663 May 14, 2011 7:58 pm ET
by you r a douchebag
oafishly sad heart
smatters madly, onions howl
rushing, gently, soul
Haiku # 47662 May 14, 2011 10:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
warmly frightening
silver dumb borderlands crash
lustrously, blind blithe
Haiku # 47661 May 14, 2011 10:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet