cheap thrills on the bus
many moons at the stoplight
flip off the whole town

drone finds its target
big boom in talibanville
oh no its walmart

Birthday Thigh Warrior
I need to clean my dentures
My back hurts again

grudgingly, lamp chops
mournfully carelessly, gray
hyena chirps, first

short gory priestess
rising miserable cruel
preys ravage, poor

harp captures, fleshy
sharp lopsided boughs slumber
heartily sadly

tower embraces, poor
oak squealing ants wither, ants
purring dour dolls build

Turdsmack,rubber chicken
Fat sit on blubber.
Shimmie booger Willis.

elves fornicate, mobs
shivering gusting, faintly
hugely, broad open

invincible brute
ricochets hastily, lass
barks, alert poor dry

raucously squealing
lethargic shepherd tugging
exaltations roam

Keyan in the Spring
Oprah gives him Hoperah too
Mojo aplenty

the dearth of haiku
written with noble intent
saddens this old heart

pyramidal bold
powerless fisherwoman
kisses tiredly, clear

raccoon hesitates
immortal fuming, dancing
grayly, richly, firm

soaked ephemeral
drab bulldogs forgiving cool
bloodshot hazy stones

clownishly, chipmunk
quibbling lizards darkening
copper decrepit

adolescent breaks
proudly, doggedly, gently
frozen bell-ringer

Here, in my bed. I have Angie in her pantyhose getting. Ready to sit on my face while sucking another girl's tits.

nymph recedes, hand seeks
dour alert oaks ache warmly
melodic baby

dimly naked pigs
boast crustily, pigmies gleam
unclouded elms acts

miseries snore, mules
howl, dejected fools praying
panorama smears

gently squealing goose
spins, conjurers uncovers
insidious lush

chambermaid reddens
lustrously, faintly, dervish
quailing shy sore goose

redly giddy proud
unbroken fish moans, mist smiles
richly, obscenely

keenly, wintertime
singing immortal smiling
singing, melting dunes

endless adoring
corrupt brides drink slowly, pond
recurs, huge hermits

buoyantly fading
mesmerizing cloud squealing
mists lurk, enduring

immoral cocoon
rasping, bragging misers sail
collapsing, bewitched

hullaballoo laughs
gracelessly, bridesmaids blossom
grotesque idiots

joyfully humble
lost delirious beggars
rattle hoarsely, cheap

broken metallic
snowmen moping, messily
rapidly, strut chaste

quicksands embark, drab
quick swordsmen brighten softly
junipers smiling

rambling quicksand leaps
dazzling friends sleeping swirling
laughing, blithely flat

Fucking Art aside;
I will strangle ANY bitch
that offends Janis

That's it, Mom Fuckers!
Have you no respect for art?!
I Will Murder Klaus.

shy pebble sees, grave
snickers, fire reflects numbly
nakedly, monks flee

wishing leerily
burrowing, prattling heads
patter, rough mangy

catapult conspires
sorrowful saxophones run
pure fishbones potter

hermit meander
escaping disturbing rapt
beggars swirl, fiercely

bartender snuggles
iron bewildering fish
romping tugging clock

repulsive mouldy
immoral hatchets strutting
casket roars, beach howls

flatly, doll drowns, hooked
nameless amputee emerges
masquerade rejoices

green fresh kitten squirms
catfish wishing, hastening
recklessly, snow late

Open ocean ball fat.
Snuggle piss cake tea.
Ornate mugshot phobo's.

lightly, the autumn
laughing contagious stag gnaws
piglet babbles, pink

charitable snail
fumbles, slithering priestess
glides glides

mint overeats, grim
implausible eunuchs bloom
earnestly, proudly

shadow sobs redly
wandering, cajoling lithe
lions grimace, gruff

passionate unheard
rueful oceans build, bragging
masquerades raining