Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
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Urgent loin longings
In the night, in the snowbank
Amber authograph
Haiku # 49009, August 16, 2012 6:44 pm ET
by windbag of NC
and sadly this leads
people to give up on being
creative at all
Haiku # 49008, August 16, 2012 2:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
politics for example
tends to have conspiracies
and battles over trifles
Haiku # 49007, August 16, 2012 2:05 pm ET
by bhs
middle management
has very much the same
qualities as such who

worry on these trifles
Haiku # 49006, August 16, 2012 11:23 am ET
by bhs
i'm down for the count
concerning that last haiku
add a syllable
Haiku # 49005, August 16, 2012 8:17 am ET
by ash
take half a dozen
and any twelve step program
add your own cliff
Haiku # 49004, August 16, 2012 8:10 am ET
by ash
if you are a cunt
convinced you know all you need
the cliff is two steps...
Haiku # 49003, August 16, 2012 1:25 am ET
by bhs
antique virtues and
antique vices, outhouse is
thataway ye gents
Haiku # 49002, August 16, 2012 1:23 am ET
by bhs
isn't that the magic
of the internet, two folks
I don't know wrote words
Haiku # 49001, August 16, 2012 1:19 am ET
by bhs
diving into life
we make our personal splash
pissing in the wind
Haiku # 49000, August 15, 2012 7:44 am ET
by ash
elegies for none
as we gambol unbridled
'gainst prevailing winds
Haiku # 48999, August 14, 2012 3:49 pm ET
by Lush
rivulets of wine
strains of the gullywasher
of my yester eve

Haiku # 48998, August 14, 2012 3:44 pm ET
by Lush
i sincerely doubt
the constipated poet
can pass forth wisdom
Haiku # 48997, August 14, 2012 7:57 am ET
by ash
there's a point when one
doesn't give a shit and then
does all their best work
Haiku # 48996, August 14, 2012 7:04 am ET
by bhs
the esteemed haiku
shall remain unscathed henceforth
by reckless digits
Haiku # 48995, August 14, 2012 12:38 am ET
by Lush
i wonder whether
insincere apologies
surpass mere silence
Haiku # 48994, August 14, 2012 12:31 am ET
by Lush
well it's about time
someone pulled a me on here
it was pretty good
Haiku # 48993, August 9, 2012 1:35 pm ET
by black sheep etc etc
freedom to appeal
rise up and say how you feel
someone else's deal
Haiku # 48992, August 9, 2012 5:24 am ET
by ash
i hear what you say
your ideas have merit
but it ain't haiku
Haiku # 48991, August 9, 2012 4:00 am ET
by ash
fuck nepotism and irony and metaphor and meritocracies and borders and depreciation and the "time value" of money and principal and fear and ambition and obsolescence and Malthus and efficiency and endorphins and disdain and schedules and racketeering and threats and retribution and and and derision.
Haiku # 48990, August 9, 2012 2:10 am ET
by Lush
i feel like a right asshole when soapboxing; but, dammit all. fuck all of the nuanced distinctions and befriend your neighbor and let's solve some of this shit. otherwise, toss it all. the art, the love, the property. fuck's sake.
Haiku # 48989, August 9, 2012 2:01 am ET
by Lush
dash the division
and address poverty's house
most complaints downwind
Haiku # 48988, August 9, 2012 1:59 am ET
by Lush
racism endures
homophobia allures
sexism, most pure
Haiku # 48987, August 9, 2012 1:56 am ET
by Lush
something to be said
about pencils, they work in
space, as they are

remodeling, nope
no new space pens, just graphite
russian cosmonaut
Haiku # 48986, August 8, 2012 7:20 am ET
by bhs
Old yellow pencil -
Blunt, worn eraser, chewed up.
More work, less of us
Haiku # 48985, August 7, 2012 4:27 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
topless patrons at
a topless bar, served coffee
it got burned down see
Haiku # 48984, August 7, 2012 10:09 am ET
by bhs
herculean id
bound no more by balderdash
topples partitions
Haiku # 48983, August 7, 2012 1:55 am ET
by Lush
awakened by joy
met with schlepps and internets
self chastened, i prize
Haiku # 48982, August 7, 2012 1:51 am ET
by Lush
acts of disvalor
becoming most inviting
forewarned is boring
Haiku # 48981, August 7, 2012 1:48 am ET
by Lush
distracted before
mightn't even summon more
bold pop-ups begone
Haiku # 48980, August 7, 2012 1:45 am ET
by Lush
ghastly occurrence
"cognizance." in my "captcha"
among the worst words
Haiku # 48979, August 7, 2012 1:42 am ET
by Lush
so gore vidal
has passed away and for what
guess I must read up
Haiku # 48978, August 3, 2012 1:45 am ET
by bhs
From a dull input
Clarity of cognisance
Polishing my thoughts
.
Haiku # 48977, August 2, 2012 1:58 pm ET
by William
far too frequently
the problem with family
is that they exist
Haiku # 48976, August 2, 2012 9:52 am ET
by ash
the really realest?
repugned by experience
i thwart forever
Haiku # 48975, August 1, 2012 10:24 pm ET
by Lush
jettison the hope
i quit, therefore I might rise
aloft on disdain
Haiku # 48974, August 1, 2012 10:21 pm ET
by Lush
a toasted morning
my sole eventide desire
mourning roving souls
Haiku # 48973, August 1, 2012 10:17 pm ET
by Lush
I'm here to write now
the threads of fate intertwine
part of the whole quilt
Haiku # 48972, July 31, 2012 2:06 am ET
by bhs
what is said of pride
is it the last refuge of
those who are dead souls?
Haiku # 48971, July 31, 2012 2:01 am ET
by bhs
if you wish to live
gracefully, stop dying
and start living well
Haiku # 48970, July 31, 2012 1:58 am ET
by bhs
the show of power
always a shade of grey in
the face before snark
Haiku # 48969, July 31, 2012 1:56 am ET
by bhs
paronychia
glowing on my rude finger
please go and get fucked
Haiku # 48968, July 30, 2012 11:02 pm ET
by counting it better
paronychia
glowing on my rude finger
go and get fucked
Haiku # 48967, July 30, 2012 11:01 pm ET
by ash
words escape me but
here are the words, written, now
escaping my keys
Haiku # 48966, July 30, 2012 1:59 am ET
by Proba Iselleyb
heralding the dawn
prolific shitty haiku
drenching the welcome
Haiku # 48965, July 28, 2012 10:10 pm ET
by Lush
the source now divorced
from the filtration system
flows unseen, shallow
Haiku # 48964, July 28, 2012 10:07 pm ET
by Lush
insufflate darkness
my once beloved vortex
finished with that shit
Haiku # 48963, July 28, 2012 10:05 pm ET
by Lush
condensed vitriol
sublimates on my black heart
vaporized at once
Haiku # 48962, July 28, 2012 10:03 pm ET
by Lush
ever see the horror
film, man finds pregnant woman
then one night she's not

he has sex with her
then he's sucked into her then
she's pregnant again...

eats a man up now
don't it? add to the idea
there's male and female

signs in the stars, and
such idealism does say
a lot, to us cocks...
Haiku # 48961, July 27, 2012 1:52 am ET
by bhs
gather ye ova
and dash the phallus once more
audience reclines
Haiku # 48960, July 26, 2012 5:36 am ET
by Lush
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