oi vey, with the cheese
on the burger on friday?
ok, where's the a1?
by vhs of rabbi conversion experience
ahh, you're killin' me
get's no respect, i tell ya
resignation, mine
by Lush
bent over before
a floor to ceiling mirror
uttered, "hello, balls."
by Lush
two poets enter
one a priest, one a rabbi
neither tells a joke
by Lush
Well I did not laugh
But I did manage a smile
So thanks you people
by William
well I can say this
after all these years you birds
are consistent
by vhs
lift a glass to ASS
knot-heads and conquests alike
this poem doth suck
by Lush
find idiocy
in noose of moderation
chin up, dear William
by Lush
palace of wisdom
at the cul de sac of excess
according to Blake
by Lush
carnivorous, I
these haiku are for the birds
feed me an epic*
* a sonnet will do
by Lush
the thing is wisdom
brings much pain but you must
forgive yourself for
just being human
by vhs
feeling so fed up
Im in great need of something
Please make me to laugh
by William
Worn out foolish man
Well I had no chance did I?
So much time wasted
by William
Sorry to you all
anyone I've offended
Life is so dam hard
by William
Life full of regretes
I've made so many mistakes
Life is a huge Maze
by William
When the gold is gone
Only memories remain,
Long and winding road.
by Anonymous Poet
the shock of seeing
a man broken in spirit
kills my selfish heart
by vhs
The colour gold rules
Richness of tone briefly shines
then its gone
just like the sunshine
by William
we call em other
then we fall in love then we
have "inter-race" kids
by vhs
acrid, rampant source
toppled by volume, beneath
massive denouncement
by Lush
myopic dunces
and gender neutral maroons
fuel the intrusion
by Lush
you a stupid hoe
you a you a stupid hoe
you a stupid hoe
by sashafierce of 90210
orange juice orange juice is
a good thing to drink if you're
alone and crying
by sashafierce of 90210
a young boy once said
that my lip gloss was poppin
corn beef and cabbage
by sashafierce of 90210
sweet sweet strawberries
make me happy, but lentils
make my dick frown
by cfk of 207
ah hell I can't just
focus on making haiku
too much of life crap
by bhs
Creative word craft
Fitted to a formular
Sorry folks, just bored
by William
Creative word craft
Fitted to a formular
Is skill invilved here?
by William
Creative word craft
Fitted to a formular
And be done with it.
by William only atveste
Creative word craft
Fitted to a formular
I can't finish it.
by William
libertarian
generation still pushing
a few holla backs
by bhs
as summer beckons
i reflect on some haiku
and count my blessings
by ash
it's all about me
in truth i don't give a fuck
that's your perception
by ash
archaic laptop
kamikaze gnats: screen splash!
still: fuck that iPhone
by Lush
ya lift the lid off
escapees mount the rampart
horizons beckon
by Lush
slid into fits
a reconciliation
summer down under
by Lush
Let your mind range wide
set free in the search for words
A Haiku is born
by William
pretty much snapshots
of what people feel at the
time, posting, these words
by bhs
sometimes I post I
am pissed and want untold wrath
on those who post here.
people still writing
pretty much for their crowd if
this is called a crowd
just the old watering haiku hole
by bhs
Cartman: suck my balls
Ms. Choksondik: present them
owns The Graduate
by Lush
Caught in this contest
Who writes the obscure Haikus
No dont answer that.
by William
crisis of ego
some of these Captcha phrases
are pure poetry
by Lush
small business failure
upstart cat-walking service
I blame Obama
by Lush
humorless no more
reverse leeching if you will
transfusion of joy
by Lush
leg hair enveloped
fingertips and side pillows
leave me alone please
by kat of sleeping
Dog poo on my shoe
Can not get rid of the smell
Oh my, what the hell
by Shirley Smothers
whereas we project
our thoughts to infinity
dilute with solvent
by Lush
abject firmament
encapsuled terra firma
of the dunderpates
by Lush
a slanted canter
buttressed by public house walls
share your boot with me
by Lush
