Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

the gravitation
threatens our pure expansion
we grow or collapse
Haiku # 49314, December 20, 2012 2:01 am ET
by Lush
I'll go ok, the old
poetry slam is still on
about such metaphors
Haiku # 49313, December 19, 2012 12:32 pm ET
by vhs
Today my Penis fell off and onto my shoe.
Then I picked it back up and reattached it with glue.
But then when I did, my hand fell off too.
Now when I get an erection, I wave "Yoo Hoo!" (My hand stuck to it with Super Glue.)
What will you do when I wave at you?

Will you faint, or scream or run away?
Perhaps you'll like it, perhaps you'll stay.
Perhaps you want to be leprosy fisted.
Shit, I'm twisted.
Black-listed bastard.
Evade Dave is Evade Dave backward.
Haiku # 49312, December 18, 2012 6:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
well we have tightness
in our hearts and shock and all
I can do is post
Haiku # 49311, December 17, 2012 1:13 pm ET
by vhs
my alter ego
has naught to confess these days
prime minister: truth
Haiku # 49310, December 17, 2012 12:02 am ET
by Lush
universal woes
tyranny knows no border
peace, a fickle friend
Haiku # 49309, December 17, 2012 12:01 am ET
by Lush
educated mass
'Merica bashing is stale
let us ALL forbear
Haiku # 49308, December 16, 2012 11:59 pm ET
by Lush
You need guns if you
Have a very small Penis
So Americans?
Haiku # 49307, December 16, 2012 9:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Don't know what to say!
twenty dead little children
and NO gun control!
Haiku # 49306, December 16, 2012 9:13 am ET
by William of No guns, no dead children!
flag is still at 1/2
mast, 20 will never see
7 or 8 or 9....
Haiku # 49305, December 16, 2012 1:11 am ET
by vhs
having a Sunkist
amid some good vibrations
seems insufficient
Haiku # 49304, December 15, 2012 6:41 pm ET
by Lush
theory in practice
I dind't start the war, son
who will stifle it?
Haiku # 49303, December 15, 2012 6:40 pm ET
by Lush
I can only put my
flag down at half mast today
and can say no more
Haiku # 49302, December 15, 2012 1:04 am ET
by vhs
Ikea Monkey
learns the emptiness of a
new Billy bookcase.
Haiku # 49301, December 14, 2012 10:41 am ET
by Sean Michaels of The Toronto Star
there's more than one way
to not give a shit and one
way is to not give a shit

some people walk away
not giving a shit, oh mr
bukowski, I can hear you moaning
Haiku # 49300, December 14, 2012 3:44 am ET
by vhs
when an introvert
gen xer acts tough? tilts head does
this compute? error error

zap zap, does not execute
malfunction, pass the nachos
I need a cheap red
Haiku # 49299, December 14, 2012 3:43 am ET
by vhs
ok then if this is
so, go ahead and go to war
if you see the limbs

of your comrades, those
who fought in war come back
shaken, changed, they want

to build, I've never
been to war, never been over
there, it is not a game
Haiku # 49298, December 14, 2012 3:41 am ET
by vhs
well we took violence
to new heights in the 1990s
with Mortal Kombat...

ripping out hearts and heads
became cartoonish and parodyish
"FINISH HIM", splat gush

like Wile E. Coyote with blood
and guts...rediculous
the real thing is Hell
Haiku # 49297, December 14, 2012 3:39 am ET
by vhs
a guy at Denny's
said to me, "walk away" and
it was very true

order the nachos
Haiku # 49296, December 14, 2012 3:38 am ET
by vhs
bullshit. some guy at
a bar in waterville shot a
guy who had two kids...

this asshole killed a
father and you're speaking in
theories. walk away
Haiku # 49295, December 14, 2012 3:34 am ET
by vhs
these soldiers of peace
art the minions of cowardice
stupendous menace
Haiku # 49294, December 14, 2012 3:04 am ET
by Lush
listen up matee
there's no virtue in weakness
become what beckons
Haiku # 49293, December 14, 2012 3:01 am ET
by Lush
zero pretext here
i trode the paths enlightened
that crap is folly
Haiku # 49292, December 14, 2012 3:00 am ET
by Lush
hatred thru nature
my opposite bares a cheek
smite it as the first
Haiku # 49291, December 14, 2012 2:58 am ET
by Lush
a declaration
finished with the timid shit
my flag is deep black
Haiku # 49290, December 14, 2012 2:55 am ET
by Lush
heartache and longing
limiting social constructs
rage with enmity
Haiku # 49289, December 14, 2012 2:54 am ET
by Lush
I am speechless for
I am amused but I am
still speaking, what gives
Haiku # 49288, December 13, 2012 1:12 am ET
by vhs
"Awesome! Cool! Awesome!
Awesome! Awesome! Cool! Awesome!"
A quote from my boss :(

A talk with my boss
After this, I ask myself,
"Why do I work here?"
Haiku # 49287, December 12, 2012 4:22 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
anthony bourdain, I
see him back then, focused, mad
and he looks better

with grey hair, fitter
he is a decent writer
from my point of view
Haiku # 49286, December 12, 2012 2:08 pm ET
by vhs
the state in life when
I feel in the wilderness
and nothing doing
Haiku # 49285, December 12, 2012 2:07 pm ET
by vhs
and we are used to
whatever that is it just
doesn't shock no more...
Haiku # 49284, December 12, 2012 2:06 pm ET
by vhs
Some Haiku is good
My Haiku stinks like garbage
I am envious
Haiku # 49282, December 11, 2012 12:47 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
it's not easy to
see christmas lights because it
reminds me who's not here

hallmarky things make
me mad but cynicism does
too, dead loved ones gone

the ones that stick by
have their own issues and
survive my own flaws
Haiku # 49281, December 11, 2012 12:36 pm ET
by vhs
If I tried to sound
crazy and funny here I'd get
shot down real fast
Haiku # 49280, December 11, 2012 12:33 pm ET
by vhs
blissfully clueless
is how I describe the gen
after yours and mine, crude
Haiku # 49279, December 11, 2012 11:32 am ET
by vhs
a lacklustre dome
entombs an autumnal daze
but one shade of grey
Haiku # 49278, December 11, 2012 2:37 am ET
by Lush
whilst beaded in sweat
or "abead" if you prefer
i bead a handbag
Haiku # 49277, December 11, 2012 2:30 am ET
by Lush
origin unknown
it shapes and shades each contour
who ( the #@!% ) turned on the lights?
Haiku # 49276, December 11, 2012 2:25 am ET
by Lush
I went down to the
crossroads, at midnight, waited
and nothing happened
Haiku # 49275, December 10, 2012 1:53 pm ET
by vhs
liquid lightning made
in the woods in the moonlight
what they call moonshine
Haiku # 49274, December 10, 2012 11:29 am ET
by vhs
not bad lush, but if
the queen of sheba showed up
in canada I

think you might be a
very happy man for at
least a little while
Haiku # 49273, December 8, 2012 1:10 pm ET
by vhs
but then i reflect
and huff spray paint thrice more
wasted pigment, son
Haiku # 49272, December 8, 2012 2:04 am ET
by Lush
i sit, i flit... damn
what the fuck i gonna do?
create some bullshit
Haiku # 49271, December 8, 2012 2:03 am ET
by Lush
vanity my ass
Solomon done got it wrong
boredom drives the art
Haiku # 49270, December 8, 2012 2:01 am ET
by Lush
soap operas, replaced
by youtube media and
now gen x grows old...
Haiku # 49269, December 7, 2012 2:07 pm ET
by vhs
I am not clicking
on that link, I am just not
and I won't leave one
Haiku # 49268, December 7, 2012 2:05 pm ET
by vhs
I'm so cool, ice cool
Cool like a high waterfall
In my Trilby Hat
Haiku # 49267, December 7, 2012 10:03 am ET
by William of As I walk in the room
And you call me a
dumb little chicken fucker
like it's a bad thing
Haiku # 49266, December 6, 2012 10:25 pm ET
by Chicken Fucker of Arkansas
you are outnumbered
in life as in death by those
condemned as fuckwads
Haiku # 49265, December 5, 2012 11:01 pm ET
by vhs
Vaccine deniers;
Epidemiological
fuckwads of the earth.

Haiku # 49264, December 5, 2012 10:25 am ET
by Janis
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