Shat my underwear
Put them in neighbors mail box
Then I left for work

I am pooping blood.
Rappin' Poet was too rough.
I can't even walk.

He can't resist me.
My ass is too enticing.
Fill me up again.

yo bitch! stop crappin'
your rappin' is like fappin'
such as it happen

try and blow my mind
but you just blow in your pants
juicy happenstance

clean out them undies
you preachin' like the fundies
as you rave and rants

...nah, really : welcome back :)

She's a Maniac
She Blinded Me With Science
Hungry Like The Wolf

Stand back up bitch, yo
Got hot babe, she mails me fish
(smoked salmon, yum)

Do not need your ass
But thanks, for the offer, bitch
For filling, try Ash?

Thanks Rappin' Poet.
Cover me in your hot spooge.
I'll drain your balls dry.

Fill up my stomach.
Stuff my ass with your manhood.
My ass satisfies.

Rappin poet back
To say: all you fools, ixnay
Your poetry: gay

Been years away, yes
Janice still rockin, go girl
You boys stroke your cocks

Squirt in yo face, ace
You're a big fat disgrace
Put yous in yo place

english haiku suck ?
go spill your steaming entrails
we love them long time

Jap haiku suck worse.
They're about used girls panties.
Sometimes Godzilla.

English Haikus suck.
The language serves them poorly.
Subtlety is lost.

uiqnthrd

Stick figure boners.
IUPAC nomenclature.
Manufacture meth.

The scammers are back.
Scam scam scam scam scam scam scam.
Scam scam scam scam scam.

Now it's time for work.
Re-killing the dinosaurs.
I won't need coffee.

Hello!

Money isn't bad.
Cookie monster makes me laugh.
Arabs are stupid.

It's incoherent.
A mosquito bit my taint.
Take the kids to school.

Algorithmic spooge.
Mechanistic humping toy.
In walks my money.

Lets all do some stuff.
We can do things after that.
It just might be fun.

Scamming pill websites.
Send your money overseas.
Nigerian scammers.

Scam Scam Scam Scam Scam.
Scam Scam Scam Scam Scam Scam Scam.
Scam Scam Scam Scam Scam.

And now the weather.
In other news, I farted.
It covered Thailand.

she said, If You Leave...
so I Ran (So Far Away)
Sheila Take a Bow

In The Air Tonight
Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)
Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love

There are no numbers.
God told me so in a dream.
Give me your money.

Far poop sniff trance wank
Stafford shire pueblo robs bank
New under the sun

have Cat Scratch Fever,
so Don't Stand So Close to Me
need Doctor Feel Good

Fire on the Mountain.
Hey Aqualung! Run away!
Don't stop believing

And the winner is;
The Anonymous Poet
Score was five to four

A spam-free website?!
Janis is on top of things!
I'm a happy nerd.

What Spider-Man eats?
Maybe lots of flies and moths.
That would really suck

Arrogant teacher,
and an unprepared student
Bad combination

That, sir, would be you.
Asking what's a twat-waffle
means that that is you.

What's a twat-waffle?
I've heard it, but I don't know.
Someone please tell me.

There is no beauty.
Ugliness does not exist.
Calm your mind and be.

Mind. Your. Own. Business.
Else. You. Are. Just. A. Douchebag.
Dingleberry-breath.

Important suffix
Semicolon, period
Commas are the worst

Where are the spammers?
Did the FBI trick work?
Oh, I wish; if only!

Go to the spam websites and in their "contact" link type in an FBI or DEA phone number for them to call back. I did that a few times on those scam loan links and scam pill links. I wonder if they called the FBI and DEA. That would be funny! Damn, I'm an evil fucker. I love being evil. And cannibalism is like soooo 1995.

It's Saturday night
I'm making stupid poems
I party soooo hard!

goodbye

goodbye

goodbye

goodbye

Okay, here's an idea....
On these spam websites is a contact page.
You can click that and send them rude messages, but what good will that do? Waste of time.

However, I think it would be interesting to send them what might seem a legit message to (1) waste their time and (2) for a return contact phone number put the phone number of your local FBI, ATF, DEA offices and/or even local police.

So, that's what I've been doing. Make these cocksucking mail order med spam companies call the DEA offices. How hilarious is that?

Just like King Elvis.
They will die taking a shit.
And I'll sell tickets.

And before they die
pour scalding coffee down them.
They'll shit out their lives.

Not but blind torsos.
Blind and deaf with charcoal stumps.
Then starve them to death.

Adrenaline shots
so they can't go into shock.
Gouge out both their eyes!

Get the blow torches!
Tie them down; burn off their limbs.
Inject them with meth.

Now there is no spam.
I can be a douche bag too.
"Sorry but" "Hello".

chemistry is hard
hard like this damn chair on
buttermilk pancake

I'll spell it backwards
noitcnufsyd elitcere
keep spammers away!