I like to butt chug
Listerine and acetone.
Jugalo white trash.
(woot woot.)
by iamback (the REAL one!) of Making bathtub meth.
I don't think I'm gay,
but I would sure fuck Yoda.
Bang that tight green ass.
by iamback (the REAL one) of Seagoville Texas Federal Correctional Institution
I have itchy balls
I think I have crabs down there
Please mommy help me
by Iamback and u are not
Funnily enough
My
ip address tracks to
"Normal, Illinois"
by Iamback and you are assneck
Here's the stupid thing
This silly trolling asshat
Keeps on coming back
by Iamback(the real one)
the moving troll writes
and having nothing to say
surprises no-one
by ash
No need to worry.
If you can see the tiger,
he is not hungry.
--Thai forest guide
by Anonymous Poet
to punish a child
physically in Vatican
under whose robes
by The Pope of Vatican
The frozen grass,
Keyboard warrior
and other ideas
this is Albert.
by Albert of New Jersey
The name of the game
Headliners stray
on the bleachers
Concussions no more
by Desport of Iasi
Cast away your fears!
Unless you dread wild tigers...
'cause those can hurt you
by Anonymous Poet
I have realized
All my homophobia:
I like to suck dick.
by iamback
I love trolling this
site. Mostly because I am
really quite dickless
by iamback
What must I be now?
No longer my teenage angst
a fully grown troll.
by iamback
I could use some strange.
Some strange strange from outer space.
Star Trek poon be good!
by Anonymous Poet
I don't wipe my ass.
I pour water down my back.
Quit killing the trees.
by Anonymous Poet
Physics 2 is hard.
Physics 1 is not too bad.
Magnetism sucks.
by Anonymous Poet
au revoir discworld
goodbye sir terry pratchett
your books will live on
by ash
I will give myself
Commit communicating
Thank you for this chance
by Jerry of Hometown
Momentarily
lost my beer, then feeling scared
fought five or six bears
by Androgynous Post
I wish I had more
Seattle laundromat sex
With angry gophers
by Tongue tide
Bicycle in shed
Dodge pickup parked on the street
Yet I choose to walk
by Androgynous
My penis fell off.
Quick, go get the super glue!
Goddamn leprosy.
by Anonymous Poet
Supernatural
Ain't super or natural
Words will lie to you
by Anonymous Poet
Pooping on Arabs.
It's a rather fun pastime.
They pay me for it.
by Anonymous Poet
Hamburgler killed mom
Ronald McDonald killed dad
The food will kill me
by Hungry
There are no savings.
Call it daylight spending time.
Damn the Eskimos!
by Anonymous Poet
Always I try to
put it in a vagina.
So suck it up, ho!
by Anonymous Poet
Daylight savings time
Is nothing more than a scam
One hour less to sleep
by Tired
Sometimes I cry too
But I'm not a vagina
So suck it up bruh
by BUTTHOLE of Fruita, Colorado Biatches!@!@
This is a haiku.
Or maybe it's a surf board.
I'll let you decide.
by Anonymous Poet
That's just my head lice
There is shampoo that kills them
and destroys their souls
by David Marmet of Chicago
Your hair is winter fire
January embers
My heart burns there too
by stephen King of derry, Maine
It's all been a lie.
There IS money in heaven.
I bought a new harp.
by Gold Bouillon Soup
Booze drink sedative
Nicotine pacifier
Herbal remedy
by Anonymous Poet
live long and prosper
be remembered for ever
but die just the same
by ash
No, God is not fair.
My life will not be the same.
Goodbye Mr. Spock.
by Anonymous Poet
Squirrels are talking
about taking earth over
And kicking us out
by Conspiracy Theory
in life's dark forest
if nobody is looking
does a tree have wood ?
by ash
Illuminaughty.
Currency has sex symbols.
I blame Bill Clinton.
by Conspiracy Piracy of Florida Keys
Mostly, I can't write
Even shitty Haiku, then
I crack myself up
by Steve of Calgary
the great forest sees
everything you do now
stop masterbating
by anon of st. louis
Forty-two degrees.
I enjoy flicking boogers.
The perfect angle.
by Projectile motion. of y = 1/2(-g)t^2 + vo*sin(theta)t+yo
you can eat my dust
we're getting a new kitchen
eventually
by ash
New ice age appears
Melting will clean it all up
Then we go party
by Anonymous Poet
Six is difficult
Being nice even more so
I know how that goes
by noob
you can count to five
and you can count to seven
poetic failure
by ash
American snow
Carrying a chemical
Dawn of a new age
by Anonymous Poet
I can count to five
and I can count to seven
poetic masterpiece!
by noob
Got me a ticket.
Found fifteen cents and a hat.
Lottery winner!
by The Ghost of Elvis of Rehab.
