Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 65 Days and 78029 Haiku later...
buddha decided
to drop in on china to
put some ideas taown
Haiku # 58742 July 26, 2018 8:59 am ET
by vhs
free vbucks
Haiku # 58741 July 25, 2018 7:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
haikus are from ja
pan and they are like poems
they are from japan
Haiku # 58740 July 25, 2018 7:15 pm ET
by kynape of china
if i can come to
understand another word
my mind alters so
Haiku # 58739 July 25, 2018 8:52 am ET
by vhs
Jeg ser på som to
Trær vokser inn i himmelen
Og de blir et tre
Haiku # 58738 July 25, 2018 1:28 am ET
by MONARCH of Amerika
i didnt need drugs
i had saturday morning cartoons
and plumbers that got
bigger when they ate mushrooms...

go ask alice when she is 10 feet tall
Haiku # 58737 July 24, 2018 5:35 pm ET
by vhs
Nothing shocks me now.
Unless I put my finger
in the light socket.

I actually like getting shocked, as strange as that sounds. The buzzing, tingling, teeth clenching like tripping on acid for two seconds until you let go and the clan just killed two pigs and a goat for the big fiesta and I'm going to eat some mushrooms and be as obnoxious as possible and hit on my wife's friends and cousins when she's not looking and I'll just blame the drugs, although it's not really the drugs b/c it's preplanned and if you never sin then Jesus died for nothing so it's okay. Have you ever skateboarded on shrooms? No, I guess you never have nor will and I understand. Not everyone climbs mountains and talks to shimmering bushes and does what the bushes tell them to do but they should. I mean, it's that or the fucking TV! Take your pick.
When my children are enraptured with Youtube video game commentaries, I chase them out of the house and tell them to go steal something, do drugs, or throw rocks at old people. One of these days they will listen!
Haiku # 58736 July 24, 2018 12:03 pm ET
by df
how much is shocking
when shocking is not shocking
i find that shocking
Haiku # 58735 July 23, 2018 8:37 am ET
by vhs
Food porn toots my horn.
You want it but can't have it.
Unless you are rich.
Haiku # 58734 July 23, 2018 4:59 am ET
by Fuck Donald Trump
i heard a lot of
talk about nibiru from
conspiracy nuts
Haiku # 58733 July 22, 2018 9:26 pm ET
by vhs
some folks younger than
me work circles around me
i bug the bb
generation, there's hope
and theres steely dan
Haiku # 58732 July 22, 2018 8:49 am ET
by vhs of steely dan was a diledoe, from yokohama three
gen x knows too much
is never enough, greed is good
claimed some well dressed fool

american psycho
has given way to mtf
not that i mind...
Haiku # 58731 July 22, 2018 8:46 am ET
by vhs
Is an ex-porn star
considered Ex-XXX?
Once one, always one.

Jesus! Streets signs and store fronts and cars and busses... and fuck it... too much shit for me to deal with. Goddamn Google!
Haiku # 58730 July 21, 2018 10:59 pm ET
by df
do you like your food
porn well done, raw or medium
well said Reagan
Haiku # 58729 July 21, 2018 10:41 pm ET
by vhs of donald, the
i was getting a
bit concerned you were dead I'm
glad it is not so...
Haiku # 58728 July 21, 2018 8:50 pm ET
by vhs of xxxxx
so to get you bitch
bitch bitchy buddy? about
time you showed up...here's

a fleshlight for you
Haiku # 58727 July 21, 2018 8:25 pm ET
by vhs of xxxx
You doing porn now?
Referring to XXX.
Nice to be employed.
Haiku # 58726 July 21, 2018 8:24 pm ET
by df
to long for a day
where the worst things to bitch on
was cafe' food...amen
Haiku # 58725 July 21, 2018 8:45 am ET
by vhs of xxx
irony rusted
iron turned to dust ironic
ideas powdered
Haiku # 58724 July 20, 2018 7:03 pm ET
by vhs
it all comes to one
last something, hurrah, then tge
true story begins
Haiku # 58723 July 19, 2018 11:48 pm ET
by vhs
conspiracy fades
into myth like faith, deeds, magic
tragic past life
Haiku # 58722 July 19, 2018 8:48 am ET
by vhs
A moth came whispered
Everything to me in time
Twitching in cocoon
Haiku # 58721 July 19, 2018 2:58 am ET
by MONARCH
the day passes, the
story continues for some
and ends for others
Haiku # 58720 July 18, 2018 8:36 pm ET
by vhs
i can hear BOOM in
the air and I thought the day
would drag on but no
Haiku # 58719 July 17, 2018 3:26 pm ET
by vhs
I have a day off
and the weather does not take
days off on tuesdays...
Haiku # 58718 July 17, 2018 2:32 pm ET
by vhs of racken fraken severe weather
i am on the path
of exercizing my right
to work my body
Haiku # 58717 July 17, 2018 6:57 am ET
by vhs
I look to the rock
From which I was carved sometimes
Feel like a pebble
Haiku # 58716 July 16, 2018 1:31 pm ET
by David Ben David
The nightmares seep in
Water in a submarine
Carrying some weight
Haiku # 58715 July 16, 2018 12:55 am ET
by MONARCH
pastor said what weighs me
they he she down, what burdens
all of us, let go
Haiku # 58714 July 15, 2018 5:33 pm ET
by vhs
i work with some who
ask existential questions
about where to go

and what to do and
now i understand how i
was in those same times
Haiku # 58713 July 14, 2018 7:14 pm ET
by vhs
He gathers the tents
He sits up there like a stone
Visits now and then
Haiku # 58712 July 14, 2018 12:29 am ET
by David Ben David
Imaginary
Butterfly net I found one
Other way around?
Haiku # 58711 July 14, 2018 12:20 am ET
by Adam Ben Adam
Grass grows in silence
Quivered breath as time returns
Wealth flows in the light
Haiku # 58710 July 14, 2018 12:17 am ET
by MONARCH
Oh well in that case
I'll have to throw you some pearls
We're speaking in code
Haiku # 58709 July 13, 2018 11:06 pm ET
by MONARCH
oh there's always a
hook, good or bad but it seems
pigs are not around
Haiku # 58708 July 13, 2018 7:58 pm ET
by vhs
I sigh you're sighin'
We're all sighin' for Zion
Have any fish yet?
Haiku # 58707 July 13, 2018 1:08 am ET
by MONARCH of COCOON
on a hill seeking
the shining city, zion
but we have ice cream!
Haiku # 58706 July 12, 2018 9:07 pm ET
by vhs of summer
I am oh so tired
Where are all the butterflies?
Looking for Monarchs
Haiku # 58705 July 11, 2018 11:09 pm ET
by Adam Ben Adam
i see the end of
things i like and feel like i
need to do something
Haiku # 58704 July 11, 2018 6:27 pm ET
by vhs
even in times of
great crisis one has to put
out words of "wisdom"
Haiku # 58703 July 10, 2018 11:52 am ET
by vhs
kafka and trump in
the same conversation can
expose the heart beast
Haiku # 58702 July 9, 2018 6:47 pm ET
by vhs
1997 net
close to when this site came to
be...it is still here
Haiku # 58701 July 8, 2018 10:40 pm ET
by vhs
i hate living in
a time where some people edge
on civil warfare
Haiku # 58700 July 7, 2018 7:19 pm ET
by vhs of ...it feeds the rich while it buries the poor
i think someone's old
trs 80 went nuts
and posted a large

ASCII
of a rocket ship from an
old floppy game disk
Haiku # 58699 July 6, 2018 8:35 am ET
by vhs
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Haiku # 58698 July 6, 2018 8:01 am ET
by
Change the captcha code.
Now there's more spam than before.
That's tech improvement.

It's more difficult.
Functionality decreased.
Bloody fucking hell.
Haiku # 58697 July 6, 2018 7:53 am ET
by Bill Gates' runaway dog. Please don't send me back.
all your base, your base
no treble, all about your
base belong to us...

no treble
Haiku # 58696 July 5, 2018 6:13 pm ET
by vhs
it's been a long time
since all your base are belong
set us up the bomb
Haiku # 58695 July 5, 2018 9:05 am ET
by ash
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Haiku # 58694 July 5, 2018 2:20 am ET
by fatjoy of uk
late in the night old
age does not change quickly but
tries to live habit
Haiku # 58693 July 4, 2018 11:56 pm ET
by vhs
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