Maniacal Purr
All seeing cat eye on You!
Ceiling Cat on duty!!
by Starkitten of Everywhere at once
Resolved: no more sleaze.
Haiku will be clean from here,
unlike Starkitten.
by that I don't mean no use of picturesque language...
RARE DOLPHIN SIGHTING
STRANGELY HUMAN. TINY PENIS.
RECITES BAD HAIKU
by Starkitten of Roving Reporter.
The Pop Rocks story
Epiphany: THE WRONG HOLE
Greg's Asshole: Swiss Cheese!!
by Starkitten of Roving Reporter
Cold water. Balls shrivel.
Dink Mosquito bite size now.
Cute as a button
by Starkitten
Which would you choose from,
mosquitoes or cold weather.
I take mosquitoes.
I hate them, indeed,
but to swim in cold water
is no fun at all.
So I made my choice.
I wish I was a dolphin.
Time for surgery.
by
Although unlikely,
if I won a Nobel Prize,
would be dynamite.
by
Paul liked the smell of
skunks freshly hit by a car;
smells like a dime bag.
by
He always maintained
a sparkling clean anus
in case Greg showed up.
by
They decided to try something different. After moistening his penis inside of her, he pulled it out and poured Pop-Rocks Candy
all over it, then he shoved it back in. Despite the damage it caused, it was the best sex they ever had.
by
Soft tortillas cling
to your teeth, gums, and mouth roof
like eating live squid.
by
He made passionate
love to a Galapagos
turtle named Susan.
by Anonymous Poet
Drink instant coffee
Things I never thought I'd do
Nobel Prize: Haiku!!!!!!!
by Starkitten
Starry Starry Night
Paint your penis blue and green
Where's the Vaseline?
by Starkitten of Vincent Van Goat's Place
Hairless Pink Haiku
Still wet. Glistens. Morning dew.
Was it good for you?
by Starkitten of Smoking imaginary cigarette
Thank Miley Cyrus
For letting me crash Bad Haiku
On her wrecking ball!!
by Starkitten of Nude with Cattitude!!
Flew with Aer Lingus
Not as expected. Complained.
Upgrade to cockpit
by Starkitten Tongues were wagging of The old sod
His Name is Wuji
I know a cat in Burma
Are you familiar?
by Starkitten and my familiar of Whisker City
Annabella Lwin
you great Burmese prophetess
Sing! Bow wow wow wow
by the old Moulmein Pagoda of Mandalay
Fuck haiku. Kill it.
Leave corpse in the filthy mud.
Well . . . I was upset.
by negating the Life Force you become slave of DEATH
Buy a loaf of bread:
load banknotes in wheelbarrow
Sorry! Out of bread.
by mocking socialism we make light of darkness
Hail Great ZIMBABWE !
Our mother and lioness;
Bread-basket of . . . wait--
by by mocking Mama Afrika you show you are not of the blessed Motherland
In love with strangers...
GOD can make you fall in love
with total strangers.
by leaving earth become aware of the afterlife
No, no, not "Euro"--
UROgynecology!
You need to listen.
by now you ought to know me as Lord of Haiku Lords
Starkitten laugh now
Hacking up giant hair ball
Haiku Tumbleweed
by Starkitten of The Moist Pacific Northwest
No one left standing?
You bitches thought you could write
Haiku. You dead now.
by reading this, you crown me King of Haiku
Trump is so punk-rock
(like Iggy and the Stooges)
He kicks Haiku's ass
by Fury of the imminent orange storm
Dear Alan Greenspan:
Your Trump Derangement Syndrome
leaves a nasty smell.
by staying in denial, you hasten breakdown of meaningful discourse.
What do you get when
a poet takes way too much
laxative?... Haiku!
by
Sexy Starkitten ?
Fat balding hairy old man !
(online persona)
by Myriad Deceptions of the internet
Hey! Too much poop-talk.
Starkitten rub off on you?
She bad example.
by Ex-disciple of Wicked Starkitten
Pink Floyd at Pompeii
Virtue-signal to the gods
But music still rocks
by Echoes of Meddle
Wipe your ass too fast:
You get shit on your fingers.
That's Satori (Zen)
by toilet tissue of the Buddha
Truth is, Haiku sucks
Lyrically, poetically...
Yeah. Haiku just sucks.
by the fragrance of Miso broth and noodles
Reactionaries!
Traitors to Revolution!
More vodka please, dear.
by the smoking pipe of Iosif V. Dzhugashvili
Big Hollywood stars
Important ceremony
It's TONIGHT, I think . . .
by the time you read this, America got tired of Hollyweird
Evening light falls west
Soft wind stirs the mountain grove
Oh no! Massive fart.
by Basho-san get bad case of Haiku flatulence
Haiku in the car
Haiku while in the bathroom
Haiku everywhere
by Haiku not tired of winning
Remember the time
Grandfather got all mixed up
Shit in the breadbox
Must be organic
Sprouted Pumpernickel Loaf?
Baked fresh each morning
by Starkitten of House of the Rising Loaf
We whipped our brassieres
High in leafless tree branches
The cackle of witches
by Switch Witch Bitch
I am.
You are not.
But this just might be.
I think no one knows for sure.
Here's the point where my dick falls off and I scream.
Holy Mother of God, what the fuck was that bullshit.
If you think about it, this is much better than any old haiku.
Fa-shizzle ma nizzle, not my nipple, snuffleupagus pot pie served hot.
by df
Mary Lou Retton
Flexible Oompa Loompa
The spawn of Satan
by Starkitten of Worldwide Haters of Retton, Reagan, and Reeboks
Her ass dribbled like
the pro basketball team that
she just had sex with.
by df
Pink Floyd at Pompeii.
Sacrifice virgins to gods.
But lava still flows.
by Anonymous Poet
Just don't kill yourself.
You'll burn in Hell forever!
And I'll be there too.
by Darth Figpucker
Rolling in feces.
Chef prepared roast beef dinner.
The dreams of all dogs.
by Starkitten
The tip of your tongue
Haiku: Fun for everyone!
It's Funnilingus!
by God
Have a bit of fun
Go up there like Balloon Boy
We'll call Wolf Blitzer
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Roving Reporter and John Boy Walton's mole Hindenburg episode cranking Led Zep
I used to do drugs
I still do
But I used to, too
by Ghost of Mitch of RIP
Breath of a Salesman
A Cunnilingus salesman
At Fisherman's Wharf
by Starkitten
