malfunction at night
low does of blue light grounded
rest is all we need

the world still spins till
the last day when it all ends
we are as dust mites

Actually, my friend
I just checked my underpants
We had relations

My haiku brushes
Against yours - now your haikus
Smell like my haikus

I've checked the records
One similar incident
Involved Heidi Klum

Some guy in New Zealand
Bitchslapped with an octopus
By a freaking seal

How about this group?
The Beatles and their spouses
What would you call it?

Agnetha Faltskog:
your voice combats this bad world.
ABBA unto death!

They must be dwarves then
I counted seven hards on
They were garden gnomes

you mean the guy from
game of thrones there the cool
midget guy right there???

no midgets are cool

We have all been raped
By TV and internet
And horny midgets

I'm fucking tired
of these victim people on
tv coming out and

saying he raped me
then getting their accused killed
and getting tv contracts

i may be someone
who gos through trials now but will
see what happens next

such are the many
voices of legion speaking
till they are cast out

Balut or the egg
Which came first? Colonel Sanders.
He choked his chicken.

I'll be there for you
It's me, Marcel, the monkey
Flinging poo at you

Pull me on stage, hon
It's my Bruce Springsteen spot cue
Your friend, Courtney Cox

God this site is weird...
it's like pissing in the dark--
but pissing Haiku

i feel like hank hill...
uh...huh huh...uh yeah um nice
weather today...huh....

Your cream is curdled
Out the arse a head turtled
Orange Laughingstock

I ain't got no box
Just politicized Haiku
to think outside of

Uh, Hillary who?
Turn off the idiot box,
go appoint yourself!

Kyoto Temple-gate
Leaves float on carp-pool surface...

APPOINT KAVANAUGH!

Autumn's first fresh sigh;
maple tree tinged with sadness.

LOCK HILLARY UP !

I've been to Lowell
But never read "On the Road"
Although I've lived it...

soon it will be meet
the new cool, same as the old
cool, go moan for Man

the show goes on and
the circus maximus distract
public at the large

yes i have heard of these rumored
trials

Haiku bomb, well placed
explode syllabic impact
bring the shithouse down

Does U.S. deserve
to even be saved at all?
Decadent half-wits

Frankfurt school of Marx
and Fabian Socialists
writhing, burn in hell

Some travel advice:
Obama and Hillary,
Purchase tickets NOW

The retribution
will be at every level,
even poetic

Hey, Saul Alinsky:
We're coming for your red ass...
Better hide in Hell.

Get ready to win:
political poetry
in true Haiku form

Haiku tribunals
read the charges against them syllabic traitors

Martial Law will be
the true poetic justice,
Alinskyite scum.

Fart in someone's face
They probably deserve it
Ok, run like Hell

Giant monkey cocks.
You are strapped down and helpless.
They rape your wet mouth.

Old school is 'the cool',
peculiar circumstances
breeding the 'new cool'.

thunder boomer is
passing through right now surprised
but that is weather...

between two old
school pieces of hardware and a
programming bee girl...

whats next leprecauns hawking cereal in sri lanka?

Good and spacious land
flowing with milk and honey,
Oh, son of Brahma,

It was this morning:
met an apsara for real
Check out her YouTubes

All you crazy kids
With your new fangled haikus
You get off my lawn

Omm mahamantra
Sambalparam srinivas
Hum sat. Some such thing.

Topographic bliss
between her beautiful breasts:
Silicone Valley

OK -- well, maybe
"User-Friendly" Hinduism
(Silicon Valley) ?

Graveyard devotees:
the Left-hand path, eating filth...
fast-food of the gods.

Sacred rite of Chod:
corpse becomes animated
(but still not mated)

Oh my Bollywood...
Such singing and such dancing:
celestial splendor.