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The joys of cooking
How will I flavour this soup
Square onions, crazy

Oh, my bad haikus
Bad the operative word
Eli thinks they're good

oops, the previous
one, was not five-seven-five
i do it again

oops, the previous
one, was not five-seven-five
i do it again

Haiku, haiku
what are you?
seventeen syllables, I do it too!

Site for bad haiku,
Horrible, terrible thought.
Delete, delete please.

Just 16 colors?
Argue with video card
No resolution

Angry cards battle
Adapters seethe with hatred
Internal conflict

Winds strong and gusting
No escape from the cold rain
Useless umbrella

A message for Frank:
Flattery is quite allright
But don't enhale it.

What is that calling?
Is it that time already?
Let's go to the pub.

Blissful, balmy night
Spent camping in the mountains
Damn hoons followed us!

Why does my cigarette
light off again and again
Oh!Moon, have you seen my scooter

Standing under trees,
Growing for hundreds of years,
I took a big leak.

dissolving tea lights
more winding conversation
summer patio

Chaos Warrior
In my messy living room
Swing your battle-axe

Speeding in my car
I didn't see the light change
Kiss my hairy butt

Speeding in my car
I didn't seethe light change
Kiss my hairy butt

oops shit not again
laundry soap with bleach today
where is chocolate?

Barenaked Ladies
I mean the band you sicko!
Geez, what a pervert

The evil monkeys
climbed through our window to eat
my sweet grandmother

In the living room
he sits on the TV set.
Grandpa is senile.

I sit in my pants
recalling waxy red cars
always use the club

I'm not going to class today
I don't feel like getin' up
I'll get the notes from someone

I'm not going to class today
I don't feel like getin' up
I'll get the notes from someone

People who don't know
the syntax of haiku, should
not post their po'try

you suck
this much I know
now rot in hell

Went to Disneyland
Got sick on the teacup ride
Mickey Mouse watches

I'm reallyhungry
For something tasty to eat
Is it lunchtime yet?

I don't want to work
It's such a beautiful day
Think I'll call in sick

bad fun, almost like
magnetic poetry on
refrigerator

My name is Jonas
I have walked many miles
To show you my feet

Raindrops drench me, for
like a fool, I forgot my
umbrella at home.

Computer books line
the wall of my office, next
they will fall on me

Rutabaga Queen
You know what I mean, don't you?
Royal vejtable

Slut.
Slappy-thighed, wide-open woman
I want you.

Don't touch the tweezers
Squeezing, wheezing nor pleasing
I sneezed on tweezers

Backup your data
Use only as directed
Don't lose your slippers

Leaves green
Golden leaves fall
Autumn calls

where do I go now
somthing isnt right some how
oh well bye for now

please don't leave me now
you'll break my heart if you do
because i love you

i was in my room
waiting for someone to call
then you came along

life is very short
so look for someone to love
do not waste your time

May mountain goats, like
cheery hot dog breath, never
lust after your socks

Bonking the Salesman
Holy Shiest! so Smarmy. Weasel!
Cheap evil whore. itch!

Screwing the salesman
he drives a convertable
waste our twenty years

where are my pants now?
your father is at the door
quick!out the window.

Green plastic bucket
Used to hold pickles, now trash
Which tasted better?

The door is ajar
But what does the jar adore?
Whacky doors and jars