When someone's knocking
I may not answer it
And that is tough shit

Not into kissing
Bacteria Festival
People are so gross

All out of coffee
Ran out of tea days ago
Toilet Paper next?

I'm hanging out now
Three quarters of my ass crack
Fell out of my pants

Autocorrect shit
I hate you autocorrect
I hate your bullshit

Get your butt in gear
Bad Haiku can't write itself
Allows poets on deck

Belching volcano
So rude. Please excuse yourself
I'll fart in your face

Meanwhile, Darth be like:
Ima sniff farts and talk more about sexy poop.

Nairobi attacked
by sub-human scum. Of course
no news over here...

https://tinyurl.com/yanrebok

Haiku fools gather
Come closer to catch the whiff
Fresh laid fart eggs stink

Was just wondering
If you had a good movement
Of your bowels yet

Me? Three times a day
Indoor plumbing would be nice
Shit in a bucket

Justice for all dinks
Some will be removed by axe
Others with acid

Flex muscles of love
One can of spinach and hard
Healthy bonersnake

Ejaculation
Off the bridge. Into the fog
Clouds silver lining

Muscles are so cute
Tattoos on your muscles dance
Shriveled hula girl

Gameplay was easy
My new name is Glorkwizzix
My carrot is waxed

Reclining, still life
Motionless. Playing statues.
Now wanking top speed

Tiger Balm burn dink
Torch asshole membranes too
Shit came out on fire

Nice blank space action!
Like making love with The Void...
romantic Haiku.

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I am VHS
You also are VHS
We are VHS!

I foretell future !
Figpucker shall write haiku
about shit. And stuff . . .

Gillette self-destruct:
Nanny-state selling razors.
Grow beard. Shut up, mom.

Toxic masculine!
Wat a fooking joke aiiii yaaa!
Yes, dat's wat she said.

Burning Tiger Hao!
The people learn the truth-
From realized man.

Communists debunked
And forced to see hard truth
Old Kwan Kung approves!

Democrat commies
Useless idiots and tools
Destroy our country

Like in Caracas.
In Cuba- Cambodia
You work to destroy

Then you live in it
Eat your pets, zoo animals
How you like Mao now?

Wong, you might like this...
It's something I wrote myself
Concerning Commies:

https://tinyurl.com/y9pzvobb

Wong is so stupid
Thinks all dems are communists
Really vhs?

Che wuz awesome, man...
He played the drums, didn't he?
No, wait -- he played bass.

Fidel: architect
of true island liberty;
Cuban paradise

Lenin. Great singer.
Wrote most of the Beatle's songs.
Pop revolution.

Pol Pot? Not too sure.
If it's pot . . . u can smoke it.
Cambodian herb !

Larry Moe Curly
They had sizeable ding dongs
Shemp blew huge spooge

Mao was a poet
And a murdering sumvitch
Burned the ancient books

Now he smokes in hell
with Lenin and old Stalin
and dead Commie Che

All of them killers
Worshiped by brain dead leftists
Who don't have a clue

Wong, haiku brother:
Let us quell the rising tide
With five-seven-five

Off to get coffee
Hot as hell and black as sin!
Girl-bring it to me!