Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 135 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

Penis vagina
Penis vagina penis
Vagina penis
Haiku # 65580, August 17, 2019 5:58 am ET
by Vagina of Penis
Getting married soon
I suppose I ll have to wash
My dirty asshole
Haiku # 65579, August 17, 2019 12:12 am ET
by Betrothed
Amid the silence
Hark! A rustling of dry leaves
The Gorgon lets wind
Haiku # 65578, August 16, 2019 10:05 pm ET
by Poopie of Porch
Breathalyzer test
Most unusual results
You must eat pussy
Haiku # 65577, August 16, 2019 9:58 pm ET
by Hal Itosis of Breathing room
Smelly running shoes
Left behind by some poor soul
His feet still in them
Haiku # 65576, August 16, 2019 8:52 pm ET
by Walkin Funny of Trudging along
End of summer bash
S mores, gooey marshmallows
Chunks of my dark shit
Haiku # 65575, August 16, 2019 8:48 pm ET
by Alexander Graham Cracker of Campfire
Just want to say it:
Darth's REAL mouth is his rectum.
But hey-- you knew that.
Haiku # 65574, August 16, 2019 5:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Gold pigeon slippers
Painstaking embroidery
Covered in bird shit
Haiku # 65573, August 16, 2019 2:47 pm ET
by Art Isan of Splattered Statue
Haunted hovel where..
Strange bumps in the night sound off..
What the hell was that?

Past karma pay back?
from mistakes made in the past?
Or a lonely ghost?
Haiku # 65572, August 16, 2019 6:34 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Thank your lucky stars
You 're not a giant sized nose
Standing behind me
Haiku # 65571, August 16, 2019 1:27 am ET
by Giant sized farting person of In front of you
SPUTTERS SPUTTERS BLOW!
I PAINTED YOUR SHUTTERS BROWN
NO CHARGE FOR THE CORN
Haiku # 65570, August 16, 2019 1:07 am ET
by Corn eater of Half assed painter
Sometimes when I Fart
It shutters out syllabic
Perfect Haiku Form
Haiku # 65569, August 16, 2019 1:05 am ET
by Edgar Allan Poem of In my pants
Someone once told me
The secret to poetry
Write what you know
Haiku # 65568, August 16, 2019 1:01 am ET
by Fart Knower of The Chihuly of Fart Blowing
Started a Fart Farm
Now so need Fart Scarecrow
Any volunteers?
Haiku # 65567, August 15, 2019 10:46 pm ET
by Fart Farmer of Fart Farm
Callous on my hand
Big callous on my phallus
Now, guess my hobby
Haiku # 65566, August 15, 2019 10:10 pm ET
by Whalen O'Quail of Hard to say where
i can't let you mess
up an awful poet site
without my help, g.

it may be the only writing
i actually do in my lifetime
Haiku # 65565, August 15, 2019 9:35 pm ET
by vhs
I don t take pictures
Nay! My fart is my selfie
Want the hard copy?
Haiku # 65564, August 15, 2019 9:18 pm ET
by Con flatuations of Fart Hall of Fame
Rewind, VHS!
Careful not to unravel
Poetry is fun
Haiku # 65563, August 15, 2019 9:14 pm ET
by Poet of Under old willow
i kept my peace for
a while here, but here i am
again, dog vomits.
Haiku # 65562, August 15, 2019 6:31 pm ET
by vhs of world hell
The lumberjack belched
Got down on one bended knee
And ripped some rank farts
Haiku # 65561, August 15, 2019 1:10 pm ET
by Trudging along of Pancake Resraurant
Work bitch work bitch work
Work bitch work bitch work bitch work
Work bitch work bitch work
Haiku # 65560, August 15, 2019 10:39 am ET
by Bitch of Work
Hamburger meat farts
Sweet candy butt nougatine
Messy red poophole
Haiku # 65559, August 15, 2019 4:49 am ET
by Walkin Funny
Addams family Thing
He always finds that sweet spot
Doo dee dee doo snap snap
Haiku # 65558, August 14, 2019 9:41 pm ET
by Satisfied tv viewer of Climax
Hit to the Chiclets
Hockey Night in Canada
Don Cherry s brown smile
Haiku # 65557, August 14, 2019 8:23 pm ET
by Cherry Pucker of Rink of Stink
Pick up hockey game
Flood and freeze the mens latrine
Missile shaped brown puck
Haiku # 65556, August 14, 2019 8:17 pm ET
by Canadian of Canada
I just sprayed my hole
Rising from the toilet bowl
Clean ass is the goal
Haiku # 65555, August 14, 2019 8:13 pm ET
by Not your type of If you wjpe
Dirty fingernails
I wonder how they got Brown?
Ask my big hemorrhoids
Haiku # 65554, August 14, 2019 7:18 pm ET
by Walkin Funny of Under old willow
My asshole itches
My asshole itches and burns
My asshole itches
Haiku # 65553, August 14, 2019 6:03 pm ET
by Asshole of A little behind
Feast your eyes on this
The buffet spread before you
Between hairy legs
Haiku # 65552, August 14, 2019 4:18 pm ET
by Sasquatch of Nunya
Fingernail clippings
Dandruff, pepperoni scabs
Large Longpig pizza
Haiku # 65551, August 14, 2019 4:15 pm ET
by Sausage dink of Blazing fire with huge cooking pot
Do mosquitoes know
when you play video games?
I think that they do.
Haiku # 65550, August 14, 2019 6:09 am ET
by Filthy little fuckers should die!
Late night watching porn?
Someone's willie is lonely.
And it isn't mine.
Haiku # 65549, August 14, 2019 4:51 am ET
by df
I have no penis.
I'm a bull dyke pretending
to be an old perv.
Haiku # 65548, August 14, 2019 4:49 am ET
by Darth Figplucker. of Ha! Fooled you! Get ready for my strap-on! Lube up, bitch.
Darth s lonely penis
Called the suicide hotline
It was a short call
Haiku # 65547, August 14, 2019 4:16 am ET
by Cumsquatch of Drive thru
Farts! Fucking auto correct.
Haiku # 65546, August 14, 2019 3:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh my God you should see this fat chick that just walked into this health food joint. What a bad joke. Bitch needs three months starvation.
Haiku # 65545, August 14, 2019 3:27 am ET
by If her cunt darts, we're all done for.
I rather like figs.
Ripe and mushy off the vine.
I've only pLucked them.

The L is silent.
Just how would one puck a fig?
A strange hockey game.
Haiku # 65544, August 14, 2019 3:22 am ET
by Darth FigpLucker. of The luck of the pluck is to not give a fuck.
Black forest smoothie.
Blended chocolate and cherries.
Now for a blow job.
Haiku # 65543, August 14, 2019 3:15 am ET
by df
Yeah, my palms are green
Jerking off space aliens
So, what s it to ya?
Haiku # 65542, August 13, 2019 10:25 pm ET
by It ain t food colouring of It ain t your concern
Yo mama so dumb
She watch Figpucker puck figs
And then she eat them
Haiku # 65541, August 13, 2019 8:40 pm ET
by Maternal Sentiments of Figpucker
Green Space Aliens!
Out at the illegal jail!
Near A-51

Green border jumpers
From some other damn planet!
Raising hell on earth!
Haiku # 65540, August 13, 2019 5:06 am ET
by Capt Sulu of Planet Grok
Yeah, well- guess its true
More days behind you than front
Strange how that happens
Haiku # 65539, August 13, 2019 4:56 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
How about NASA?
Will we ever get to Mars?
Or through hyperspace?

With technology
from Area 51
it will be easy.

You're joining the raid?
Please post haiku about it.
We can join forces.
Haiku # 65538, August 13, 2019 3:51 am ET
by df
Let's get off of moms.
'Cause I just got off of yours.
Hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk.
Haiku # 65537, August 13, 2019 3:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ate Arby's roast beef.
Reminded me of your mom.
Tasted better though.
Haiku # 65536, August 13, 2019 3:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ate Arby's roast beef.
Reminded me of your mom.
Tasted better though.
Haiku # 65535, August 13, 2019 3:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yo momma got more
STDs than Africa
and the Philippines.
Haiku # 65534, August 13, 2019 1:58 am ET
by df -- I would know!
Yo momma is so
hairy, she was even turned
down by Chewbacca.
Haiku # 65533, August 13, 2019 1:55 am ET
by df
You momma is so
hairy, her dingleberries
go to her ankles.
Haiku # 65532, August 13, 2019 1:37 am ET
by df
You momma so dumb
she thinks "gross income" is cash
tucked in her g-string.
Haiku # 65531, August 13, 2019 1:31 am ET
by df
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