if they're not right wing,
neither is the GOP.
fox is their channel
by scotch of according to the FBI
Fox is not Right-wing
Fox is corporate money;
Lip gloss. No values.
by Hen House of Fox
picture their love-child:
roger ailes and dick nixon.
it's sean hannity
by scotch of https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/blogpost/post/richard-nixon-and-roger-ailes-1970s-plan-to-put-the-gop-on-tv/2011/07/01/AG1W
as it was designed,
"Fox News" works for the party.
GOP TV
by scotch of https://www.rawstory.com/2020/03/fox-news-sean-hannity-tailored-his-shows-to-trump-campaigns-suggestions-in-2016-fbi-documents/
He entertained us.
Why would I care if he's gay?
He entered anus.
by of of of robot robot robot
They don't look like shit...
Those chicks are true goddesses.
(They're just a bit used).
by Subversion of the Pornocracy
You know what sucks ass?
Getting past a relationship with a girl who you were absolutely crazy about and then for bad reasons you both had to end it... but then after some time you try to jack off to porn, but can't because those chicks just look like shit.
That truly sucks ass!
Complain if you want.
A long seven syllables.
Ask me if I care!
by of of of
oh hi ash, how's your
sex life? nice doggie! lisa!!!
you are tearing me apart!!!!
by Tommy VHSeau
here's a thing they say:
good is enemy of great.
bad yells "fight", takes bets
by scotch of modern politics explained
Only one true god
Macho Man Randy Savage
Cream always rises
by Killdozer of CO
def not a haiku
perhaps put it to music
could be viral hit
by scotch of play free bird
i'm not scared of bugs
if the whiskey don't kill me
i'll live 'till i die
by scotch of immortality, at least so far
not a haiku, but hey, topical as all bejesus :
Late in the year of 2019
a novel virus hit the scene
and though the birth was a little bit hazy
just a few months later the world's gone batshit crazy
we've been waiting, just waiting, it seems
for apocalyptic times
see the people panic buying
watch them freak at their chance of dying
surely the media isn't lying
as news of the spread goes viral
our crisis is no longer existential
it's here and now and pestilential
watch anxiety go exponential
as the stories start to spiral
like coronavirus r.n.a.
it seems that stuff is here to stay
gonna all get some so they say
before the whole thing goes away
that's a dreadful worry
but if you're not old
or sick
or have other complications
you probably won't die
at least from it
in any hurry
but sorry to confirm, something will eventually kill you regardless
by ash
BDSM is
A great way to explore my
Anal cavity
by Boners in butts of 2020
drunk decisions are
Leading to pregnancies but
Just gunna send it
by Burrito boy of Mars
when there is no line
There is something that distracts
And that wins us all
by tittys donâ of San Diego
Well... somebody's got
Some extremely serious
Mommy-love issues
by Backing Away Slowly of Bad Haiku
I need Hillary
Mothering, smothering me
Globally sweaty
by Traveler of AR
I'd fuck Hillary.
Just to say been there done that.
Banged a first lady.
And if she were Pres.,
then I'd fuck Slick Willy too.
Maybe a three-way!
by of of of
Stuck on Hillary?
I think you are hot for her
You must like pantsuits
by Jesus is lard
Presidents task force:
Dudes who don't believe science
We are going to die
by Jesus is lard
Money was laundered
Truth got snorted up noses
Witnesses silenced
by Hillbillary of Scotch Tape
lesser minds can't see
her innocence proves her guilt
this blog explains it
by scotch of no thanks!
she is so guilty!
although never convicted.
proof of the deep state
by scotch of the rabbit hole
Those Arkansas tricks:
I went down the rabbit hole...
Found lots of bodies.
by Hillbillary's Team of Fake Lawyers
hil and obama
still hatching their evil schemes
in their secret lairs
by scotch of can anyone stop them? Oh, look, up in the sky!
Rose Law Whitewater
Mena Cocaine Gunrunning
(Arkancided All)
by Hillbillary of Global Village
for all shopping needs:
badhaiku dot com website
if your needs are few
by scotch of minimalism
We are sell fine watch
Huanjin trading company
There. I made haiku.
by Greatest Salesman of Central Party Command Structure
go forex elsewhere
this site has no currency
bye hungary ghost
by scotch of wind in the trees
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by Brokersjix of Brokers
There's this guy I know
Trying to baptize a cat
Not really sure why
by Anomalous Poet
science fiction i
suppose, but discord sez hot
dogs are on fridays
by Anonymous Poet
6K years ago
god was making fake fossils
why? to test our faith
by scotch of i fail, see you in hell
shrugs...cats in hats, a
tendency to turn ourselves
to idols of chance
by vhs
i believe in you
and i believe in your poo
god, now wash your hands
by scotch of scatotheology
We are all God here.
See, I created something.
Same in the bathroom.
by of
thing about santa:
he knows who's naughty and nice
you're all getting coal
by scotch of the melting North Pole
The thing about God
is that He IS omniscient.
And that's our problem.
by Presence/Absence of the Creator
if god's omniscient
he knew that i would post that
at the beginning
by scotch of all things, so it's part of the plan i guess
i believe in God
if you do not then that is
not my issue here
by vhs
god can count to five
'cause the bible tell us so
(in chapter "numbers")
by scotch of checked my syllable count, saw no issue
That Japanese stuff:
Anime, weird esthetics.
It becomes boring.
by Harajuku of Shinjuku
You are the story.
God is the author of it.
So bring Him glory!
by Theology of Telenovelas
god can count to 5
so he's more omniscient
than those who cannot
by ash
god's not omniscient
god is not omnipotent
god is a story
by scotch of He told me so Himself
omniscience traps god
if god knows all, it follows:
god has no free will
by scotch of see Watchmen "A God Walks into a Bar"
Some scientists say
That the universe is flat
That's hilarious
by Anomalous Poet
I can't stand this shit.
God is omniscient, and just,
but we are so lost.
by Calvinist Doctrine of the Ongoing Reformation
Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust. We all fall down.
Ring around Rosie.
by Extinction Excitement of Thanatos