Darth we are known you.
You are please present yourself
To state official.
by Darth Hencock of Party like it's People's Republic of  Red Funk 
 
			
Cock in your icebox?
Waste refrigerator space.
Beijing duck better.
by Wet Market Wet Hen   of Wuhan Fowl Research Lab 
 
			
Ho. Useless eaters
Scribbling useless haiku verse.
We monitor you.
by WeChat Extension Software of Wuhan Virology Institute 
 
			
I have a huge cock...
in the refrigerator.
It was the postman's.
by dw of When will you be coming over for dinner? 
 
			
My dink smells funny.
That's because it has a nose.
Watch it snort some meth.
by dw of I think I have covid, but maybe it's a hangover. 
 
			
Levofloxcian
A poison drug think about it
Preserve your person
by Floxed of hurting status 
 
			
A bad addiction.
Counting those damn syllables.
At least it's not meth.
by dw of Maybe meth would be better. 
 
			
if something did end
all this i'd be embarassed
badly, then it's done...
i would go for a while and check back
by vhs
 
			
aw who am i fooling
but myself, dog to puke
run and lap it up
by vhs
 
			
i think youve pissed me
off enough to wrap this place
up so i get this
shit off my mind now
by vhs
 
			
fine, fine ya gone and
done it youse mugs done drove me
offa this here site
by vhs
 
			
hey, it woiks for me
bub, if ya cant keep up, play
some solataire...yeeh..
by vhs
 
			
VHS you sap:
You overthink EVERYTHING.
Let go and let God.
by For Your Own Good
 
			
relentless is the
bulge in the neck of time, gen
why asks why is this?
by vhs
 
			
is it raining out?
will it snow this month, gee me
thinks it just might so
by vhs
 
			
mhmm, maybe i
will just get r absent minded
one day and not care
by vhs
 
			
The time of Man, done.
Endless ages of Haiku
shall roll on, brothers.
by Shining Beams from Heavens   of Haiku 
 
			
Buddha will not save.
Nor your gods. Nor Your idols.
Haiku shall judge you.
by Raised Flashing Blade  of Haiku 
 
			
And then, as they flee,
Slay them all without mercy
until Haiku reigns.
by Genocide  of Haiku-based Compassion 
 
			
After the signal,
Trap them within the Haiku 
Then set fire to it.
by Seven Samurai  of Bad Haiku 
 
			
Time is short, brothers.
Haiku cries out for REVENGE.
The blade thirsts for blood.
by Victims   of Haiku Massacre 
 
			
My haiku brethren;
Do not quarrel over it.
Unite and SLAY them.
by Militant Haiku of Blood Vengeance 
 
			
I think I must leave.
So that vhs will not.
He wants me to die.
by dw of Maybe he is right. 
 
			
mister president
beware covfefe nineteen
it's fake novelty
by ash
 
			
strange reactions just
keep reacting to the place
till i finally
by vhs
 
			
"Befrazzled": strange word.
Using this term makes you sound
very befrazzled.
by Don't Worry Be Frazzled
 
			
well if i am too
befrazzled i might decide
to leave here for good!
by vhs
 
			
Is your penis small?
Then why so competitive?
Just enjoy your life.
by Eccentrica Gallumbits
 
			
Ima smoke yo' ass!
What I said to a half ounce.
Damn was I stupid.
by Darth Whorendous
 
			
I'ma SMOKE yo ass.
Y'all caint even WRITE haiku.
DAMN. Weak-ass poets...
by Anonymous Tyrone of Literary Endeavor 
 
			
somehow it became
one of those bumper sticker
posting contests here
by vhs
 
			
tis a bit behind
the screen, the scenes, big deal we
are in trouble now
by vhs
 
			
Is this a contest
To see who is the dumbest?
You all are winning!
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
You all are stupid
Stay safe bro...now come at me
I'd kick your weak ass
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
whos a nazi, whos a
soup nazi, get back in line!
no soup for you, nein
by vhs
 
			
Darth LOVES Melania.
He sent her a Balut egg
for this year's present.
by Secret Admirer   of Melania Trump 
 
			
Dear Melania:
Have a wonderful birthday.
Don't believe Fake News.
by Czech our First Lady out
 
			
After the lockdown
if anyone says "Stay safe,"
I will punch their face!
by dw of Promise! 
 
			
The coronoa cure.
Jesus and boofing Clorox.
Salvation and safe.
by dw of Prescribed by Dr. Donald Trump 
 
			
So are you asking
if she knew you biblically
Or what, exactly...
Or perhaps you mean
Until she met you she was
Not a Hockey "Mom" (?)
by  Hockey Mom Support  of Downeast 
 
			
i wonder if i 
know a certain hockey mom
that knew me sometime
by vhs
 
			
i decided to
check my feed to see what new
posts were on line....off...
by vhs
 
			
oh my maine on maine
quite insane, I'm paranoid
so what's new there now?
by vhs
 
			
I am back again
after being busy with
life outside haiku
by Oedipa of not the same town as vhs 
 
			
Stupid President
Wants us to inject Lysol
He was NOT joking
by Stupid is as stupid does.....
 
			
I'm turning into
a redneck according to
certain, um, thingies
(the pronoun usually is "they"
but there is only one of them)
by vhs
 
			
I smelled the hatpussy
beast on tinder, her hat smells
like her pussy, but worse.
by  
 
			
i saw the pussyhat
beast on twitter, smug face of
a movement constipated
by vhs
 
			
this is a post modern
haiku which means it's just
the same as the last
by vhs
 
			
And now, at long last
I write the Final Haiku.
Thus ends the verse form.
by After Me, the Deluge   of wink wink