That female train Rebecca in Thomas the Train is fucking sexy.
I'd pull a train on her.

Those are my footsteps
Actually those are bootprints
I walked on your face

Dear God, get me through this shitty day, and if not, then thanks for nothing (as I expect b/c that's usually the way it is).

Alliteration
Almost like cunnilingus
without the fish taste

Biological barricades bounce beautifully but bats bore bumble bees.

French fries booger.
You might think that's an attempt at humor, but such a profound statement has never been made.
Garbage truck backhoe school bus.

Bigfoot, we need you
Bring sense to these troubled time's
Give us beef jerky

That's when you jumped out
The second story window
Or did I push you?

I'm not a robot
But my penis is moving
Like a jackhammer

Velour penis sheath
Relax and put your feet up
Enjoy the high life

Experience this:
Life reduced to syllables.
True distillation.

You wasted your wish
And it's too late to change it
You wasted your wish

Received transmission
Standing by the dishwasher
I got the signal

Makes a good doorstop
Neck cradling travel pillow
Pretend pet serpent

I miss cuntfart.
Let's all send him a psychic message.
Maybe he'll get back on.
Maybe he has tinfoil around his head.
You know, to block us out because he wants some peace and quiet.
We'll have to concentrate really really hard to break through.
Coordinate at 7:42 am EST, Thursday morning.
Send him this message:
Cuntfart cuntfart cunt.
Cuntfart cuntfart cuntfart cunt.
Cuntfart cuntfart cunt.

My enormous penis
does not know how to count syllables.
What a dick!

We offer flat rate
We use anal weed whacker
For bush like you got

A good specialty !
How much for a b-hole trim?
Hate dingleberries

Now specializing
In the trimming/removal
Of your pubic hair

Down in the bunker
I thought it looked pretty good
This toothbrush moustache

social distancing ?
then get the fuck outta here
i'll catch you later

mostly there's haiku
but far too often there's not
and it's bad, haiku

You're a parasite.
You will die by your own hate.
Sucking rancid blood.

Heil Shitler!
The Turd Reich rises!
(Much like a floater.)

That guy who shot them
(the Antifa attackers)
Is a real hero.

What can I say to you to brighten your dismal day?

I find your lack of haiku disturbing.

You should watch the last season of Star Wars The Clone Wars cartoon series. Seriously.

She told me to put mozzarella on my phone and I did, only later to find out she meant Mozilla, but her Mozilla Firefox corrected it and so now I have a phone sandwich and it seems to work better this way.

So I'm starting a health food kick of nothing but McDonald burgers, fries, and shake, with the occasional soft serve ice cream and pie because I don't want to get fat. I am also going to feed one homeless child the same things that I eat every day while his friends look on in envy and might possibly kill him in his sleep on the sidewalk. Is that cruel? Should I let him starve? Oh, the humanity!

What's the purpose of "breafast"?
Why is toast, cereal, and bacon breakfasty and why are hamburgers lunchy? What are you doing here? What do you hope to fulfill?

Do you think God is a single entity or are we all part of God and the Divine Brain? Do we have free will and is the matrix of probabilities of outcomes form the neural processes of the Divine Brain of God? What's happening on the opposite side of the universe? With a super telescope can you see the back of your head? Are there any animals other than humans that segregate their daily meals?

Pete and re-pete were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off so who was left?

being itchy sucks
there is no joy in scratching
just repetition

If I could go back
in time, I'd watch T-rex fuck.
Can you imagine?!

I would die laughing.
Or be an after-sex snack.
Then be dino poo.

Then after much time
I'd be fuel in your gas tank.
Distilled Whorrendous.

Deadly pollution.
I would fill the atmosphere.
Breathe deep bad haiku.

Which do you prefer,
twat waffles or cunt biscuits?
I cannot decide.

Mozilla messed up.
Phone browsing is now much worse.
So I switched to Brave.

Not sure about you
But when Iâ

Baby killing whores.
Philippines Catholic Church.
Nuns eat fetuses.

Legume multitude.
Fartitude rude attitude.
Know what I mean, dude?

What do Greek cows say?
µ

her flapping cunt lips
lifted her right off the ground
much like dragon wings

You tried to call the
genealogy hot line?
Uncle-dad, press four.

American life:
a phone call on endless hold.
Menu options changed.

Genealogy?!?!
Are you fucking kidding me?!?!
Bleach enema fun!

I'm tempted to join.
Christianity has flipped.
Bigotry and sin.

Islam is superb.
It is the height of all truth.
Sharia is good.

Play Russian roulette.
But play it against yourself.
You know, as practice.

Dirty fucking whores.
Baby killing stinky cunts.
Sucking the pig's skin.

it's a thankless job
Wiping down the craps table
Brown stains won't come out

Las Vegas restroom
Porcelain one arm bandit
Just shit the jackpot