Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 180 Days and 77087 Haiku later...

Halloween is close.
Which monster is scariest?
What should I go as?

More importantly,
depending on who you ask,
can that monster surf?
Haiku # 72783, October 18, 2021 5:52 am ET
by Mad-cow-a-bunga, dude.
Will they eat themselves
if they get the munchies bad?
Cannibals, I mean.

Cannibal #1: "Hey, Bob, missing an arm this morning, I see."
Cannibal #2: "Yeah, me and the missus smoked a bit too much of that Polonesian Purple last night. You know how it is."
Cannibal #1: "I hear you, my brother. We ate mom at the family reunion last week when cousin John brought half an ounce of home grown. Gonna miss her."
Haiku # 72782, October 18, 2021 5:48 am ET
by Hannibal on vacation.
This world needs more cats,
fewer dogs, and no people.
Except cannibals.
Haiku # 72781, October 17, 2021 11:34 pm ET
by Keep the population down somehow, yeah?
I grew the catnip
Plant name is Little Buddy
Plant more weed. Less Squash.
Haiku # 72780, October 17, 2021 11:03 pm ET
by Sk of Outside litter pan...I mean..garden
If you snort catnip,
you'll better understand life
and how good mice taste.
Haiku # 72779, October 17, 2021 10:42 pm ET
by nothing like a few rodents when you got the munchies
Love me some Hendrix.
All Along The Watchtower.
Played it on repeat.
Haiku # 72778, October 17, 2021 10:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ghislaine and Jeffrey
Sitting in a tree. K-I-
S-S-I-N-G.
Haiku # 72777, October 17, 2021 9:51 pm ET
by St. James of TerraMar
Darth is my deejay
I got into the catnip
and cranked up Jimi
Haiku # 72776, October 17, 2021 9:04 pm ET
by Starkitten of Friends with beneFigs
Seen "Shop of Horrors"?
Feed me Seymore! Love that line.
Oh! And the dentist.
Haiku # 72775, October 17, 2021 6:53 pm ET
by Steve Martin was awesome.
It's not as bad as
G.G. Allin flinging poo.
He's a Russian bot.

I bet you bot that.
And now you are All in, right?
Cheesy overdose.

Cholesterol death.
But when it's all said and done,
I can live with that.
Haiku # 72774, October 17, 2021 6:51 pm ET
by A little death never killed anyone. of Oui?
Feed me haiku. More.
Now is the time to eat verse.
Eat. Eat and be filled.
Haiku # 72773, October 17, 2021 6:44 pm ET
by Alimentacion of the Wicked Nation
So this is your feed?
Not Purina Kitten Chow?
Is it really YOURS?

I thought it was mine.
I peed all over this site.
So that means it's mine!
Haiku # 72772, October 17, 2021 6:35 pm ET
by Ha!
Fuck your Cyrillic.
You are an algorithm.
Get off my feed. REEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Haiku # 72771, October 17, 2021 6:07 pm ET
by That Kekistani Girl
Доброго времени суток дамы и господа!
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Увидимся!
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Haiku # 72770, October 17, 2021 6:05 pm ET
by Bogdandcb of New Zealand
I will be your friend.
But I'll give you lots of shit.
FIGuratively.
Haiku # 72769, October 17, 2021 4:11 pm ET
by First you have to find me. of Crocodile swamp, blood-filled skeeters, cannibals.
Just listen to it.
Just listen before you die.
I will provide link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYm3dSXKloA&list=OLAK5uy_mWB91gjyeVvcKcqkA7P2hRcihYHAqvtXA&index=1
Haiku # 72768, October 17, 2021 3:54 pm ET
by Message of Love
With power of soul
Anything is possible.
He choked on vomit.
Haiku # 72767, October 17, 2021 3:52 pm ET
by Eternal Elegy of James Hendrix
How many people
Actually post on this site?
I'm just wondering...
Haiku # 72766, October 17, 2021 3:49 pm ET
by And Crying of Almost
Need to get it out.
Get it out to the whole world...
It gets betterer.
Haiku # 72765, October 17, 2021 3:47 pm ET
by More Than Better of Power to Love
One always too many
Haiku # 72764, October 17, 2021 3:44 pm ET
by Sorry for typo
The song "Them Changes"
Will always always move me toward tears.
I'm just being real.
Haiku # 72763, October 17, 2021 3:43 pm ET
by Beta Male of Alpha World
Please listen to this.
The angels are listening.
Oh yes, God exists.
Haiku # 72762, October 17, 2021 3:38 pm ET
by I'm Not Tripping of Just Old
My dear dad would say:
It's just cacophony. Noise.
But to me it's life.
Haiku # 72761, October 17, 2021 3:36 pm ET
by Fillmore East of Beauty
This Hendrix album...
Something about it. So real.
Women don't get it.
Haiku # 72760, October 17, 2021 3:31 pm ET
by Guitar Heroes are Male
What if Darth appeared
In the flesh...in my own home...
Would he be a friend ?
Haiku # 72759, October 17, 2021 3:29 pm ET
by Not So Sure of Haiku Burnouts
Jimi Hendrix live.
Fillmore. Buddy Miles on drums.
Nineteen-seventy.
Haiku # 72758, October 17, 2021 3:25 pm ET
by Musical Positions
Austrian cavemen
Drank their beer and ate bleu cheese.
And we so advanced.
Haiku # 72757, October 17, 2021 3:11 pm ET
by Deutschland Uber Alles of Paleolithic
Janis can't stop this.
Even though it's her baby...
Haiku goes WORLDWIDE.
Haiku # 72756, October 17, 2021 3:05 pm ET
by Alex Jones of 1776
Elvis Costello:
One of the greatest of all.
Armed Forces album !
Haiku # 72755, October 17, 2021 3:00 pm ET
by Declan McManus of Knocknee Ireland
I bet you've never
eaten out of a trash can.
Get away from me!
Haiku # 72754, October 17, 2021 2:13 pm ET
by Loser!
What we need is more
terrorist activity
on domestic soil.

Fear is delicious.
The masses under control.
They'll do anything.
Haiku # 72753, October 17, 2021 2:07 pm ET
by Here, take these pills. of Drink this Koolaid.
Do not insult poop.
I'm sure it tastes way better
Than (barf!) candy corn.
Haiku # 72752, October 17, 2021 2:02 pm ET
by The only bad thing about Halloween.
Soft porn unicorn
God danced the day you were born
You poop candy corn?
Haiku # 72751, October 17, 2021 1:48 pm ET
by Horn of Plenty
Hornsea Nudist Beach
If you look very closely
you might see a horn
Haiku # 72750, October 17, 2021 1:46 pm ET
by https://www.bbc.co.uk/archive/hornsea-beach-nudists/zks792p
You've been working out
That poetry muscle's huge
Been doing pull ups?
Haiku # 72749, October 17, 2021 1:30 pm ET
by Muscle Milk of Bodybuilding Bovines, Inc.
I am a member
of the Fitness Erection
Program/Men's Hair Club.
Haiku # 72748, October 17, 2021 1:00 pm ET
by Jimmy Dean Hoffa of Or something.
Just when you sit down
To a nice Sunday dinner
Gramps has to let wind
Haiku # 72747, October 17, 2021 12:19 pm ET
by May I be excused?
Elvis Costello
+ Robert Downey Jr.
= Tom Bosley
Haiku # 72746, October 17, 2021 12:16 pm ET
by Are you a member of the Witness Protection a Program?
More like Abbott and Costello.
Haiku # 72745, October 17, 2021 9:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I can't remove it.
I already ate the cheese.
Went straight to my thighs.
Haiku # 72744, October 17, 2021 9:08 am ET
by Sorry occifer. of I won't do it again. Promise.
You're kind of a mixture of Robert Downey Jr and Elvis Costello
Haiku # 72743, October 17, 2021 9:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Your ass isn't fat
Sir, remove the stolen cheese
Our cameras saw you
Haiku # 72742, October 17, 2021 9:05 am ET
by Fuzz Buzz of Phillipines
What the hell is a mathemetcian supposed to look like????
And I am NOT a mathemetician!
I am just a math whore. A hack.
I don't even have a math degree.
Haiku # 72741, October 17, 2021 9:02 am ET
by You got me all wrong. Seriously. of Sorry to disappoint.
Gray hair and fat asses.
No glasses as of now. Sorry.
Haiku # 72740, October 17, 2021 9:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
You don't look like a mathematician
Haiku # 72739, October 17, 2021 8:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Remote viewing. I'm not very good at it, but the name gave me a signal I get like hard to describe but for some reason when you said Morris I could see an image of you. I know you have dark hair and glasses
Haiku # 72738, October 17, 2021 8:57 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
You and your bidet
"enjoy the rest of your day'
as the cashiers say
Haiku # 72737, October 17, 2021 8:54 am ET
by Come of Again
Sounds like a nerd name.
How about Chad or Kevin?
Have you seen "Slevin"?
Haiku # 72736, October 17, 2021 8:53 am ET
by What's in a name? of Limburger by any other name would smell as foul.
What is it you feel.
If you tell me, I will squeel.
My skin you can peel.
Haiku # 72735, October 17, 2021 8:51 am ET
by ... Sounds like Yoda, no?
Morris is a cool name
Haiku # 72734, October 17, 2021 8:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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