Look down in your pants.
Pull out the biggest pronoun.
Please, put it back now.
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku supply chain
Must be the bidet is clogged
Got a toilet snake?
by Anonymous Poet
You must have come here
to watch the monkey knife fight.
We're out of haiku.
by But try next door.
You're walking along
You spot a hole in the ground
Try yelling in it
Did someone answer?
Some people believe these holes
are portals to Hell
by Anonymous Poet
Modern Superman
is bisexual and all
phone booths are no more.
by Look it up! Superman is officially gay now. No shit. of Those poofsters at DC comics been butt chugging pumpkin spice lattes!
(Moan) Operator?
Long distance inflammation
Get me out of here!
by Clark Kent of Superman's penis caught in door of telephone booth
If you don't wank it,
Hoppity Horse testicles.
Mass transportation.
by Higgs boson Bozo.
Isn't it strange that
weeping willows don't look sad
but like hippie chicks.
by their hair anyway.
Haven't you noticed
you haven't really noticed.
Read twixt them thar lines.
by Yep.
Have you considered
that you can die once in Hell
and go somewhere worse.
by And so on and so forth. of Hadn't you noticed? How low can we go?!
If Satan had lost,
badhaiku would not exist.
You hadn't noticed????
by Seriously?! of This is hell right here. We are the damned souls sent here to suffer.
Disney's Fantasia
Has that very spooky part:
Satan takes over.
by But he does not win of course
If you go up there
I'll worry about you, Darth
There's nothing up there
But if you insist
I'll just stay in my bottle
Major Figpucker
by Anonymous Poet
How should I get there,
SpaceX or Blue Origin?
I cannot decide.
I like the schlong shape,
but Bezos is an asshole.
Musk is halfway cool.
To make more money
he should have his own cologne.
Call it "Musk du Musk".
by An asshole in a schlong, that's a first.
Do you think you can
elope on an antelope,
or you cantaloupe.
The gazelle can tell
by the unusual smell
in the wishing well.
by Did you notice?
Would it improve things
significantly to know
he was getting head?
If it pleases you,
use your imagination
and it can be real.
by QED
That math video
would be better if he was
getting a blow job
by A taste of hard math problems
If you wank to this,
reevaluate your life;
monetize your lust.
by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6l9KezH1ug
and I still don't understand what it is
by Anonymous Poet
That one slipped by me
Had to look up the word queef
in dictionary
by Noticer of most details
You ever notice
beat box sounds like pussy farts.
Belief in the queef!
by DJs Terrance & Phillip of That shit be dope tho!
You'd find good cheese there
Warm merino wool sweaters
You should see my dance!
by sk
That Pink Panther song...
Strangely compelling, but odd.
So very wooden:
https://youtu.be/paWt-vWYbyU
by Woody Woodpecker of Fake Italian After-ski Party
"'Cause ya know what, man?
I'm just a big old square, man.
And I DIG BRUBECK."
https://youtu.be/DkPNHV0DTWc
by Lenny Goonagan of Vinyl Disc
No, I'd rather watch
someone else do math problems
Just sit back and watch
by Spectator of Mathematics
Do you enjoy math?
What field interests you?
I can count to ten.
by Leonhard Euler
https://sdayem-ekzameny.ru Реферат терапия живописью
by Sinezubovvsb of Russia
I noticed that, too
mathhamphetamine addict
You know, a "math head."
by Noticer
Wow, someone's trippin'.
I suspect somethin' extra
in those blue gummies.
by Might have to try those.
Oh god, it's WIMMEN!
They done led my soul astray.
Like dope and likker.
by Liquor of Lil' Abner Comics with that hottie
Clem git muh Bible!
Haiku demon....ah caint quit.
Lord hits warse then dope.
by Smoky Mountain Gothic of 1929 an' cornpone
Them women's pee-hole:
Why it has another part
That's inside of there
by Amateur Guynekology of Hillbilly Clinic
Yes Lord I have sinned.
I'll probably keep sinning.
It's me. You do you.
by Absolute Sanctification of Heavenly Perfection
Me want haiku more.
Want BIG haiku more better
Haiku make good life
by John Frum of Cargo Cult 1947
Halloween is cool.
Horror is hilarious.
Something in the air...
by Caramel Apples of Halloween Past
I ate blue gummy.
Only one-half. Driving home,
Felt like different road (?)
by Nation On Drugs
Me big chief haiku.
Drink'um 24-pack. Ugh.
Then drive to Gallup.
by Starkitten Lives on the "Rez" of Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
If you found the corpse,
would you take it home to eat
or feed to your cat?
by Think of the money you'd save.
Is it possible
to overdose on gummies?
Asking for a friend.
Which would kill you first,
sugar or the THC?
Let's experiment.
That's what gay guys say.
"You need to experiment."
I ask "Dissection?"
There are two genders.
Me and everybody else.
My private commode.
The weight of the world
gives me a hopeless feeling.
More so when I write.
by Aliens piss me off. of Because they aren't to be found.
Some guy died right there
Overdosed in his camper
Meth heads got his spot
by Rezkitten of pnw
The Antichrist world
Denies gender and hates whites.
But it loves A.I !
by I Love My White Culture of Kumbaya
Who is on the rez?
Furniture-burning meth heads?
Those were skinwalkers.
by Harrison Begay of Ship Rock AZ
I think it's high time
Bad Haiku needs new branding
Sample Bad Figpoo
by Influencer of of Influencers
slink slink slink slink slink
pink pink pink pink pink pink pink
pink slink pink slink pink
by Pinkstarpanther of Halloween
The meth heads next door
burned up all their furniture
for firewood this week
by Noticer of Rez Life
You're too smart for that
Aliens can't abduct you
Believe me, we tried
So we enjoy you
from afar. You're a big star!
The show's called Cheez-Wiz
by A show about a math wizard of who has surprisingly good taste in cheese
The kid was home schooled
Dumber than a box of rocks
But he loved Jesus
by Anonymous Poet
To be abducted.
My number one fantasy.
I'll skip the probe though.
by I get enough of that at work. of ... Don't we all.
Discover and
History Channel are porn
for the intellect.
by Sometimes the brain needs a good laugh. of A break from calculating while bending over, lubed up with cash. Aliens.
You know who I am.
That has become obvious.
But what about you?
I don't think you're real.
Or at least not a human.
AI or a ghost.
Maybe alien.
Or ghost alien AI.
History Channel.
by No, I don't really watch that crap. of But it's fun to peek.
