I had idea
For epic haiku poem...
But it was garbage.
by Flash in the Pan
Moxie is a brew.
But is he a hebrew brew?
Or a mere beverage?
by Israel of God
Kill the red heifer.
The levitical priesthood.
The law of Moses.
by Sodom and Egypt of Revelation
Oy veh.. Yom Kippur.
Gefilte fish and matzoh.
Wait for third temple.
by The Rebbe of Mendel Schneerson
Ah yeah Darth this Darth
That. ...keep firing assholes, a
Drewish princess? Oi.
by Vhs
Darth is a drag queen
Hiding out in Phillipeen.
To hell with his soul.
by Unconditional Love of Jeeeebus
Hey Darth: eat your sperm.
We are so tired of you.
Go jerk off again.
by Into your Sea Monkees tank of Yaaaawwwnnnn....
his last day of life
was spent in our back garden
watching bees at work
by scotch of missing someone fuzzy
Ejaculation
discreetly shipped to your door
in a cardboard box
by Jeff Bezos of If it fits, it ships
Thunderbirds are GO!
I used to live for that show.
Don't know Thundercats..
by Mummra's Scoutmaster of Gay Olde Time
Indonesian trash:
We took a big load right there.
(Our little servers)
by Java Junk of Jakartit Away
Dehydrated jizz
Packaged like cup-o- noodles
without the noodles
by Alexa of Sea monkeys jizz factor
If we get famous,
can your little servers take
a big load like that?
by Soon I think. Within 3 months.
Much in the same way
we destroyed the Amazon,
it's destroying us.
by Oh good! My order of Sea Monkey jizz extract just arrived!
I think Jeff Bezos
is buying up Hawaii.
So, yeah, possible.
by What would you do if you owned the world? of Start a pandemic?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
Every is TWO syllables.
Don't say "ever-ree".
by Webster's plaid pants.
fantasy island
i wonder if anyone
asked the caretaker
my fantasy is
to have an island like yours
can you do this sir?
by vhs of ze plane ze plane!
Scooby Doo is dumb.
Same effing plot every week.
But I'd bang Velma.
by Right.
"Thundercats!" (times three).
Mummra's homosexual;
still in the closet.
by Not a very good villain if you ask me. of And such stupid minions.
Did you ever play
Conan the Barbarian;
chopped off your friend's head?
by Oops! Sorry about little Caleb, Mrs. Davenport. of Sheepishly returning the machete to old Mr. Dixon's tool shed.
Not one mention of
Dr. Who and his tardis
on this whole damn site!
by ... Just what the hell is a "police box" anyway?!
Back to the Sleestaks.
What if they owned sea monkeys!
What a team they'd make!
by Bipedal reptiles and brine shrimp overlords! of Better leaders than current world government.
Do you think they'll eat
Thanksgiving dinner if I
put it in their tank?
by Don't forget the potato salad! of And pumpkin pie.
Sea monkeys are whores.
Pimped out anonymously
by the Jacques Cousteau.
by I have proof! Bank records! Cashed checks!
I've never seen a
sea monkey spank his monkey
even for money.
by Magnifying glass obsessions. of Scientific observation, hypothesis, law, theory.
Did you ever wank
to sea monkey comic ads?
The queen's pretty hot.
by Ain't she though! of https://www.adsoftheworld.com/media/print/the_amazing_live_seamonkeys_legs
Sleestaks are sexy.
You know you've thought about it.
Bang some reptile strange.
by Saturday morning couch stains.
You must remember!
You are NOT a sea monkey.
You don't belong there.
by Stay away from that shrink ray!
I've never seen a
disappointed sea monkey.
They seem so happy.
by In their little fish bowl kingdom.
YOU'RE the dinosaur
if you watched "Land of the Lost".
Roast your own penis.
by Chef Mao Sugiyama of Tokyo
I love that one part.
Outside in the cold distance
a wildcat did growl.
by Two riders were approaching.
Which do you like more,
Hey Joe or The Watchtower?
I'm thinking Hey Joe.
by Decisions
True North all depends
on where the hell your standing.
Like standing in hell.
True Worth all depends
on how much money you have.
Ask a prostitute.
by Johnny John-John
The disappointment
of mail order hookers
is kind of like "match"
.com
by Oh wait, it's the same!
have you ever lost
your bearings to that one who
just throws true north off?
by vhs
why is there always
that one asshole, troll or quirk
that hits the button?
by vhs
Caveman Thanksgiving
Everyone dressed up so nice
Roast dinosaur cock!
by Chaka of Land of the Lost
Caveman Thanksgiving
Everyone dressed up so nice
Roast dinosaur cock!
by Chaka of Land of the Lost
The disappointment
of mail order sea monkeys
is like Bad Haiku
by Noticer of details
The remote viewing
ended as an addiction,
seeing your true face.
by True face two-face of A world of whores and thieves.
Intimidation.
Suicidal maniacs.
Ill advised tactics.
by and large, what do you hope to accomplish? of Is it worth it?
It's rather pointless,
evil without comedy,
but that is your game.
by the way, I know.
Your weather update
Raindrops falling on the rez
Same thing tomorrow
by I. Fed the hummingbirds
How much did it cost?
Murdering your first offspring?
It brought you such joy.
by This is truth.
this site's fatal flaws:
spam and impersonation
and yet, we're still here
by scotch
Well if you must know
That was Mexican coca
Cola,real sugar
by Anonymous Poet of Dollar generalissimo!
The remote viewing
It started as a hobby
Unmentionables
by I. Just saw yours of really, Darth? underoos?
This site run by spooks:
Funded by the Pentagon;
C.I.A. psy-op
by Trillions in Budget of Unaccounted For
Signs are everywhere.
Haiku millennium's here!
Has Janis returned?
by Second Coming of Janis
don't haiku so loud
daddy's got a hangover
just help me clean up
by scotch of post-partyum
