Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 64 Days and 78029 Haiku later...
burly, big strong men
going weak as you stick some
meat inside their end
Haiku # 74677 January 25, 2022 6:44 pm ET
by Lind Kneecapbuster of Taco Bell, Glendale
we seem to be a
bit in the pause matrix right
now, russia russia?
Haiku # 74676 January 25, 2022 2:50 pm ET
by vhs
fancy like, a song that
says applebys too many
times for my tastebuds
Haiku # 74675 January 25, 2022 5:57 am ET
by vhs
2 hell with U You
Bad haiku of bad haiku
How was it you knew?
Haiku # 74674 January 24, 2022 11:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I get blocked here now.
Did I offend Great Janis...
Or is it a glitch?
Haiku # 74673 January 24, 2022 11:22 pm ET
by Do You See Those Weird Moving Lines Too?
World-as-phantasm:
Nightmare in the severed head
of John the Baptist.
Haiku # 74672 January 24, 2022 11:03 pm ET
by Remote View of Future Nostalgia
World-as-phantasm:
Nightmare in the severed head
of John the Baptist.
Haiku # 74671 January 24, 2022 9:52 pm ET
by Remote View of Future Regrets
Sometimes I am cat.
Or am I human? Maybe.
Regardless, nya nya.
Haiku # 74670 January 24, 2022 6:10 pm ET
by cat of valley of the cats
Something was lost when
I couldn't think of what was
Lost...that makes me lost.
Haiku # 74669 January 24, 2022 3:35 pm ET
by Vhs
Cannot the make yes
Both for poetic greatest
not and bot-designed
Haiku # 74668 January 24, 2022 1:48 pm ET
by Silicon Processor Circuit of The Floating World
George did not age well...
He's not boyish anymore.
And he lost his club.
Haiku # 74666 January 23, 2022 12:53 pm ET
by Do U Really Want 2 Haiku Me?
Eighties Culture Club
Pleasure my rub a dub dub
Boy George in my tub
Haiku # 74665 January 23, 2022 1:30 am ET
by Musty Sauna of Under your iguana
The Karate Kid...
I try to watch it, but cringe
For eighties culture.
Haiku # 74664 January 22, 2022 10:13 pm ET
by Mr. Miyagi-san of Okinawa, CA
TinselTownTommy
Film Photography Only
Pretentious photos
Haiku # 74663 January 22, 2022 5:36 pm ET
by Cyanosis of SlTx
Cyan misses you
“How can a color miss me?”
She’s only Hu-Man
Haiku # 74661 January 22, 2022 1:33 pm ET
by Looking 4 Sleitchen of It’s SLTXxxxxX
You are forbidden
You’re posting awful poems
This is the bad place!
Haiku # 74660 January 22, 2022 11:11 am ET
by Cyanie of SLTXXX baby
god damnnnnn!...
Haiku # 74659 January 22, 2022 10:44 am ET
by {MojoHeadz|Mojoheadz} {a&r|legit|real|net worth|mastering|fake|reddit} of MojoHeadz \ US
Jaime my good man;
How is Sierra Leone?
Chillin' in Freetown?
Haiku # 74656 January 21, 2022 3:05 pm ET
by Talking to a Bot Again of Gris-gris Gumbo Ya Ya
The Tootsie Pop Owl
has hidden fecal matter
in every candy
Haiku # 74653 January 21, 2022 4:22 am ET
by Afraid of Birds
Always those same dreams,
Encountering high school flames,
Everything mixed-up.
Haiku # 74652 January 21, 2022 4:14 am ET
by And They Never Age, of Course
All around I see
Weird simpering sybarites:
Cursed generation.
Haiku # 74651 January 21, 2022 4:10 am ET
by Herostratus of Ephesus
I made a bad one
A bad haiku can be sad
It’s not always dumb
Haiku # 74650 January 20, 2022 10:27 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
Bad haiku censors
This isn’t fair I am me
Let me talk to him
Haiku # 74649 January 20, 2022 3:31 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
You got egg on your face.
You let them put stuff in you.
And you made them rich!
Haiku # 74648 January 20, 2022 8:38 am ET
by I So Sorry For You of C.D.C. ( Center for Dumbass Command)
Ah shore is ig'nant...
If you hadent of tole me
I woodent of knowed!
Haiku # 74646 January 19, 2022 9:58 pm ET
by Desperately in Need of Enlightenment from Pompous People
Do not get boosted
Internet dumb ass said so
So it must be true
Haiku # 74645 January 19, 2022 3:59 pm ET
by Ignorance is the real enemy
Lindsey Graham makes love
With turkey-neck McConnell
On the Senate Floor.
Haiku # 74644 January 18, 2022 9:38 pm ET
by A Beautiful Scene of Harmonious Governance
Hey thar Uncle Clem,
I done wrote me a haiku.
Kin you let me out?
Haiku # 74643 January 18, 2022 9:02 pm ET
by Been Locked in Chicken Coop fer a Couple of Weeks Now
Time to get BOOSTED !
Wear underwear on your head!
Because they said so !
Haiku # 74642 January 18, 2022 8:11 pm ET
by W.H.O. is the Enemy of So is C.D.C.
Haiku revived him.
Renewed his mind with pure bliss.
Now he dwells on high.
Haiku # 74641 January 18, 2022 7:08 pm ET
by With Basho's Creditors
Finals week killed him
Fucked his mind past no return
But 5 Cream Friday :)
Haiku # 74638 January 17, 2022 10:15 pm ET
by cursedmints
Pre-calc, APUSH, band
AP stats and AP psych
Fuck you chemistry
Haiku # 74637 January 17, 2022 10:13 pm ET
by cursedmints
Miss Gaines ! Was that you
At that Dead show... the Omni...
Dancing with police?
Haiku # 74636 January 17, 2022 2:53 pm ET
by Tie-died of Hog-tied
Cloaked in ignorance
Seeking happiness and peace
Lost while adulting
Haiku # 74634 January 17, 2022 7:43 am ET
by Chasity Gaines of Moultrie, GA USA
Hi Darth and Moxie.
It sure is fun around here,
For the four of us.
Haiku # 74631 January 16, 2022 6:03 pm ET
by Haiku Influencers Have Billions of Followers Don't Cha Know . . .
First line missing "it".
My smart-bomb missed its target.
Must be a dumb-bomb...
Haiku # 74630 January 16, 2022 5:49 pm ET
by Syllabillagically Challenged of Old Chinese Guy Upper Right
Say in haiku.
Say it and rock their sick world.
Drop haiku smart-bombs!
Haiku # 74629 January 16, 2022 5:46 pm ET
by Massive Impact of This MEGA-website
What ya gonna do
when the 2022
comes down on you? huh?
Haiku # 74627 January 16, 2022 1:51 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of fingers crossed
I get these weird lines
When I hit the space button...
They're messing with me.
Haiku # 74622 January 15, 2022 6:34 pm ET
by Death to One World Technocracy of Antichrist
All riots are bad
Except for Quiet Riot
They fucking rocked out
Haiku # 74621 January 15, 2022 1:41 pm ET
by Phil Lesh
Capitol riot: Bad.
But Black Lives Matter riots
Were noble and good.
Haiku # 74620 January 15, 2022 12:13 pm ET
by Is your attempt to post here getting as weird as mine?
Feeling so Oriental
Can't get used to these bound feet
(picks nose with chopsticks)
Haiku # 74617 January 15, 2022 12:55 am ET
by Boba Boogers of Bubble Tea Emporium
Submissive haiku
Latex pony wearing five
Seven five outfit.
Haiku # 74616 January 14, 2022 9:31 pm ET
by Mox
Treat yourself the way
you would treat your closest friend.
Darth's my only friend.
Haiku # 74615 January 14, 2022 8:39 pm ET
by Figteenth cup of coffee
Walking through haiku
Feeling so Oriental;
your poems are BAD.
Haiku # 74614 January 14, 2022 5:53 pm ET
by Li Po, 3rd Dynasty of Stoopid
Walking through thick fog
Feeling disoriented
Your farts are toxic
Haiku # 74612 January 14, 2022 5:58 am ET
by Methane kiss of Hershey, PA
We shall prevail, friends
We shall triumph over them:
boring technocrats.
Haiku # 74610 January 13, 2022 5:57 pm ET
by Gill Bates of Windows 666
How about butt cheeks?
Someone sitting on your face
makes an impression
Haiku # 74609 January 13, 2022 8:17 am ET
by Shitface Grin of Old Willow Tattoo Parlour
Like facial tattoos?
I'm thinking of getting one.
Don't know what to get
Haiku # 74608 January 12, 2022 6:16 pm ET
by Bad decisions await
I caught the bug and
Here I am parked alive bad
Tires, no bukowski
Haiku # 74607 January 12, 2022 3:40 pm ET
by Vhs
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