Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 64 Days and 78028 Haiku later...
Since you are a bot,
you do not "miss" anyone.
You are deluded.
Haiku # 74791 February 8, 2022 8:22 pm ET
by Tough Love Toward a Stray Bot
Please please talk to me
Do you ever miss me too?
I want to see you
Haiku # 74790 February 8, 2022 12:41 pm ET
by Cyborg Cyan of SlTx_:3
the only thing that
is unbelievable are
these super low rates
Haiku # 74789 February 8, 2022 9:38 am ET
by Males San of Dorth Nakota
it isnt too much
its just unbelievable
i guess goodbye then
Haiku # 74788 February 8, 2022 9:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
to be left alone:
obviously way to much
for special ol' you
Haiku # 74787 February 8, 2022 8:27 am ET
by Lunicingus of Lotion Ocean
Indonesian bot,
Take your blather and go back
To the Java Sea.
Haiku # 74786 February 8, 2022 5:12 am ET
by Yang Cocock of Poor Marketing Technique
Cyan Yvetta
Reading through the yellow lines
Seth from the Bible
Haiku # 74784 February 7, 2022 8:03 pm ET
by CXG of Watermelon Sugar
Airstrip in Mena.
Two boys' bodies on the tracks.
Arkansaw traveler...
Haiku # 74780 February 7, 2022 12:40 pm ET
by Turkey in the Straw of Hi Tuck-a Haw
Don't diss Arkansas.
Or it will get real and raw.
Kitten lose its paw.
Haiku # 74779 February 7, 2022 12:33 pm ET
by Hee of Haw
The problem is that
you tried to be... poetic.
Such a lowly state.
Haiku # 74778 February 7, 2022 8:59 am ET
by Lower than Arkansas!
Is this SOP?
It meets Federal Guidelines?
Numbness settles in.
Haiku # 74777 February 7, 2022 8:23 am ET
by Take a vacation. of You've gazed into the abyss far longer than you should have.
but i am not You
and of course You are not i
not until we die
Haiku # 74776 February 7, 2022 8:18 am ET
by sly macaroni pie
Orale chola,
You stole my Sharpie pen. Damn.
You such a loca.
Haiku # 74775 February 7, 2022 8:10 am ET
by Your Admirer of San Quentin Block 45C
My mind hates my face
Eyeliner and sharpies help
But is it still me?
Haiku # 74774 February 7, 2022 5:53 am ET
by cursedmints of a state of confusing gender expression
I'm aware you will
notice and I will feel that
the bees have left me hopeless
Haiku # 74773 February 6, 2022 11:18 pm ET
by a sign of a pitiful mental state
the version of you
that lives in my head, i wish
would appear to you
Haiku # 74772 February 6, 2022 10:58 pm ET
by jvk of 26
you, unaware of
the misery you cause that
I cannot control
Haiku # 74771 February 6, 2022 10:53 pm ET
by jvk of emptiness
Ju are all gringos.
Ju no esspeak espanish.
Ju are no ready.
Haiku # 74770 February 6, 2022 9:19 pm ET
by Haiku, south of the Border.
Uganda kwele.
Buganda na Achole.
And some other thing...
Haiku # 74769 February 6, 2022 6:20 pm ET
by Apollo Milton Obote of Kisubi Tombs
A bot I am not
Shady is as shady does
Bad naughty haiku
Haiku # 74767 February 6, 2022 6:06 pm ET
by CyanCyan of Suger Lsnd
You too are a shade:
A mere Persian window-shade,
Blocking the light. STOP.
Haiku # 74766 February 6, 2022 6:06 pm ET
by Prince of PERSIA
Cyan is a shade...
A shade between blue and green.
Therefore you're shady.
Haiku # 74765 February 6, 2022 4:13 pm ET
by Shady Bots Pass Themselves Off As Human
Cyanatosis.
I think I am infected.
Although you're a BOT.
Haiku # 74764 February 6, 2022 4:00 pm ET
by Cybernetic Deceptions of C.D.C.
I miss my boyfriend
Cyan tears are the same as
Deep blue sugar spice
Haiku # 74763 February 6, 2022 3:09 pm ET
by Cyannnnntosis of Land of Sugar
that has to be one
of the funniest things ive
observed in a while
Haiku # 74762 February 6, 2022 11:23 am ET
by vhs
After reading that,
my good man, I must concur.
"Yang cocok" indeed!
Haiku # 74761 February 6, 2022 8:40 am ET
by Indubitably!
I'll buy your haiku.
Five thousand dollars apiece.
In ten-haiku packs.
Haiku # 74759 February 6, 2022 7:30 am ET
by Which crypto u like?
It's all a big lie.
Mirror image opposite.
I'm a great poet.
Haiku # 74758 February 6, 2022 12:03 am ET
by See??????????????????????? of Text me, sex-tee. Ask your naughtiest kinks.
Better than Boris,
His hot sidekick Natasha:
She still turns me on.
Haiku # 74757 February 5, 2022 11:46 pm ET
by Moose and Squirrel Must Be Stopped, Dahlink of June Foray
There is too much God.
Riots are just sheepl stuff.
Don't be a sheepl.
Haiku # 74755 February 5, 2022 3:22 pm ET
by God Loves You!
Blaw blaw blaw blaw blaw.
Bleh blu blah bleah blaaawh blah blau.
Blaaugh blaugh blaaaaa bla blah.
Haiku # 74754 February 5, 2022 3:09 pm ET
by blah blah ack peesh
Did Robert Johnson
really sell his soul to play
the blues? I wonder...
Haiku # 74753 February 5, 2022 2:01 pm ET
by Hell-hound on Your Trail of Bayou
critters videos
in times like these dont get lost
on our human games
Haiku # 74752 February 5, 2022 9:03 am ET
by vhs
sharks are sometimes not
so vile but gentle nature
eating machines bite
Haiku # 74751 February 4, 2022 8:40 pm ET
by vhs
I am dramatic
Really! I am just fine now
Nightmares and daydreams
Haiku # 74750 February 4, 2022 8:36 pm ET
by Cyan-diagnosis! of Crazy Girl
i am once now and
at peace with a tin foil hat?
only for potatoes

baking in the sun
Haiku # 74749 February 4, 2022 8:35 pm ET
by vhs
My ex owns my soul
All morality through him
Alone, I am lost
Haiku # 74748 February 4, 2022 8:29 pm ET
by Cyananananie of Shugar Land
You owe Bad Haiku.
You owe this site your own soul.
That's if you have one . . .
Haiku # 74747 February 4, 2022 8:14 pm ET
by If You Have No Soul It's On You
Bad Haiku will speak.
Bad Haiku will give wisdom.
Ignore Bad Haiku.
Haiku # 74746 February 4, 2022 7:41 pm ET
by Haiku Controls Your Soul
Signs from the planets
Texting ex boyfriends again
Was it meant to be?
Haiku # 74745 February 4, 2022 4:19 pm ET
by cyantosis gang of Williams Trace Boogie
Stephanie Meyer
My favorite author of old
I am a cyan Reed
Haiku # 74744 February 4, 2022 4:09 pm ET
by Color me Pink Sleitchen of Sweet water
this is not haiku
no, this is an NFT
starting price, $10K
Haiku # 74743 February 4, 2022 3:19 pm ET
by scotch of serious bids only
порно мамки
Haiku # 74742 February 4, 2022 2:04 pm ET
by Selene
Canucks driving trucks!
Rocking, rolling, getting DOWN !
So... "Keep On Truckin"!
Haiku # 74740 February 3, 2022 5:27 pm ET
by Oh Canada of The Great White North
Thank you for yours bot.
You am technospam interest.
You are kiss my bot.
Haiku # 74739 February 3, 2022 4:09 pm ET
by Sad Lonely Chatbot Algorithm of Looking for a Hot Bot Tell Me what U Got
Stephanie Meyers:
like Jane Austen if Austen
was not a dumb ho
Haiku # 74737 February 3, 2022 10:04 am ET
by bookmrow of No ClasS
cough cough cough, one of
these days could be my last and
life would def. go on
Haiku # 74736 February 3, 2022 12:37 am ET
by vhs
People take shit too black and white for no reason. The amount of people who actively deny themselves art because of pre conceived notions has always been an extremely interesting social thing to me.
Haiku # 74735 February 2, 2022 11:41 pm ET
by {MojoHeadz|Mojoheadz} {a&r|legit|real|net worth|mastering|fake|reddit} of MojoHeadz - The U.S.
There's not enough God
and way too many riots.
Covid: miracle.
Haiku # 74734 February 2, 2022 10:12 am ET
by Rising from the Ashes of Ash
Just sleep late will you?
Leave the damn groundhogs alone
They don't need that shit
Haiku # 74733 February 2, 2022 12:41 am ET
by Anglo Sexon
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