You in the cocoon
Dangling all aglow with moon
When do you bust out?
by Noticer of Details
I crane, you crane, we
all crane for Ukraine. Put in
a bit more effort.
by Kenneth Affok of Россия
The Beak of the Week
Do any birds have big dinks?
Flightless ones, perhaps
by 65th 75th ex of Manmoth, New Jersey
The world will be gone
before the chrysalis pops.
Better to be dead.
by SLOTHMAN
I awoke once more
With that music heart feeling
Mind orchestra plays
Back Where I Belong
By Baroness (post chorus)
As I think of her
Spacetime's been weaving
An emotion tapestry
And I realize
Stunned hyperventilating:
This is my cocoon
Grown over new wings
That now grow, fill with my blood
Soon... I seek the moon
by MANMOTH of Hanging upside down from a little branch, throbbing slightly but hopefully not enough to attract predators
Uncomfortably numb
He said that it was put in
I didn't feel it
by Melania Trump of USA
I am too boring
To putin any effort.
So I invade you.
by Noticer of Vladimir's Mother
Enlighten yourself
Put in some effort for once
You are so boring
by Bye bye
Got better lies, you?
Have you transcended their lies?
So enlighten me.
by Your Disciple of Lies
Lies are all you have
So desperate, you believe
So they give you more
by Anonymous Poet
Biden's son got rich
On Ukraine energy board.
Crack cocaine. Hookers.
by Take Administrators Seriously of HA HA HAHA HA HAHA
Corporate data:
Technocratic death-in-life.
Just say "NO" to beast.
by Revelation of Global Techno-tyranny
Corporate pastel:
Those flat clip-art office scenes...
Data-driven death.
by Noticer of Mass Death
Look, up in the sky!
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's...
Someone noticing.
by Quack
The tide brings garbage.
From the moon the tides arise.
So we blame the moon.
by .
Frogs singing loudly.
Vibrations open gateways.
A good place to be.
by .
There is no TP.
But do not worry, Beavis;
Just use the bidet.
by Dish sprayer. of Clean enough to eat off of.
Cat poop's better than
Toblerone or Tootsie Rolls.
That's what's in my head.
by Star Wars pinata.
I notice that you
assume more than you notice.
Look to other side.
With all your power,
please destroy the evil one.
And don't dis Jesus.
by Just don't
Back to bowel movements:
Darth returns to his first love.
And we are impressed.
by Noticer of Excremental Health Facility
The first Tootsie Roll
wasn't shaped like Toblerone
More like cat feces
by Worshipper of Cats
King Tut's last BM
wrapped up in toilet paper
A yummy mummie
by King Tuutsie of Mens Room (Pyramid)
made it to the end
and asked Jesus what he liked
"old, tired tart carts"
by the other apostle of he never did much
Delegitimize!
Reify ontologies!
Decentralize truth!
by Noticer of Hermeneutic Implosion
Hey y’all I’m back now
Hotel room 117
I’m so freaking bored
by I’m also FREAKING OUT of Cyan
Goodbye bad haiku!
We had some good and bad times
I will miss this world
by Cyan <3 of Here
Marxism doesn't care.
It will use you. Chew you up
And then spit you out.
by Noticer of Dialectical Materialism
Bots cannot repent.
Jesus did not die for bots.
You are not a bot.
by Noticer of Bots
Also on lazada, but not shopee. Soon enough i guess.
by Beats the alternative.
My prized elixir
Purchased through the Amazon
I hate Jeff Bezos
by Cyan of SL
Gas seeps from the swamp
not caring where it goes to
when the bubble pops.
by Methane methods
So sick of this world.
Ppl crap on each other
like it's justified.
I'm no different
and hate myself for all the
things I've said and done.
by End the cycle. of Sin is its own punishment.
I am getting old.
It is no longer funny.
Leave Jesus alone.
by What did he ever do to you?
You can ask Jesus
When you see him at the end
About what he liked.
by Noticer of Christ Jesus
Jesus liked tarot
he also liked anal play
misplaced paper cuts
by the other apostle of esotericville
Where might one purchase
your wonderful elixir,
charming young lady?
by Not locally available, methinks.
Chemi-castration.
More fun if by starving rats.
Or electric probes.
by Your father of Volunteer line.
And so now I wait
With a malice I don’t want
Makes me wish I died
I want you with me
I wonder if you’d noticed
In time you might know
Though I could reset
But sadly, I don’t know how
So I wait, in pain
by Jvk
nom nom shark eat man
jaws jaws jaws jaws jaws jaws jaws
i am bad at this
by Anonymous Poet
Darth Figpucker's Dream
Old cheese dressed in lingerie
solving equations
by Man Marries Old Cheese of Phillipines
I’m so very small
And he was so very tall
Butt to back to butts
by Cyan of Sugar Land
What? What in the butt.
Charlie bit the stinkfinger.
Now watch me neigh neigh
by Anonymous Horse of Horse Shoe Emporium
Old Grogan's loose goat
ate three red shirts off the line
and flagged down the train
by Legends of the Barn
Taco Bell Dollar
Yes. A dollar is valued.
Potatoes are what?!
by Cyan of Taco Bell
How hard it is to
destroy myself when I so
valiantly mend
by Ferg
Best haiku: 3 lines.
Super-processor unit
Embedded in verse
by Best Haiku Under 1000 of Mr Salesname SOMALIA
All y'all clowns so whack.
Talkin' bout yo' DREAMZ and sheet.
Gots ta keep it real.
by Tyrone of tha Haiku Hood Nome Sane?
Hey, Good Morning, y’all
Had another dream last night
But it had bad vibes
by Cyan Chan Chan of SltX
Does migrating pain
indicate blood clots in arm?
Asking for my arm.
by This is getting old... like me.
Why can't I hear/speak
as I did not long ago
To read/write's no prob.
by Thank God for closed caption. of Getting old is for old people... oh wait.