i want grand dad's cock
 put it deep inside of me
if im a good girl
by horny of lmao 
 
			
Now: back to haiku!
Reduce life to syllables.
Grand-dad has a cock.
by Hen in the Fox House
 
			
Cyrillic spammers.
Endless useless verbiage.
Think I'll take a nap.
by Pushkin's Mother in Law
 
			
Hey, Paolo Freire:
You are so FULL of SHIT. Yes.
I'm talking to YOU.
by Pedagogy of the Damned 
 
			
he is obnoxious/
Why the fuck does he do this?
Coping strategy
by Mostasezo (for eris) of Cope4Eris 
 
			
Hey Michalowski:
Write a haiku or go home.
We kontrol your base.
by Vladdie Putin of Kremlin 
 
			
Cheap didgeridoo 
Repurpose the cardboard tube
from paper towels
by Kangaroo Charmer of Down Under 
 
			
Albertmek: EAT me.
Actually, on second thought,
Just check yourself in.
by Meds for Algorithms of Rehab 
 
			
Cumbia profunda:
Hay que sentir y saber
la buena onda.
by CUMBIA  of musica 
 
			
Say it again
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Beasts are gonna beast.
Humans are gonna human.
Latins gonna lat.
by Jogger of Latinate Latitudes 
 
			
Submit or be damned
The center line broken the beast
Has spoken latin
by Vhs
 
			
job today: cold calls
sorry did i bother you?
give me fucking cash
by Lunicingus of U mom Wallet 
 
			
Man Ray, manta ray
Whatever. The art still stings.
Nineteen-thirties. Now.
by Look Out For That Barbed Tail
 
			
Pillaging the zoo,
The primates are flinging poo.
Closest human's you.
by De Scent  of Man, Origin of Species 
 
			
a woke absurdist
proudly dada and mama
hermaphrodite ray
by ash of it's surreally art 
 
			
middle aged haiku
pushes mature gravitas
over the edgy
by ash
 
			
Squat over the hole
Defecate wearing high heels 
Am I overdressed?
by Kaka Chanel of Follow your nose 
 
			
 Yes -- we are ready!
Primed and ready for the war...
Haiku civil war.
by Syllabic Secession from U.S.
 
			
Abraxas is great.
Inspired by Hermann Hesse.
A true gnostic work.
by You So Dumb You Don't Even Know What Gnostic Means  of Carl Jung's Mother-in-law 
 
			
Santana album.
The name of the song: TABOO.
(from seventy-one)
by Even though Carlos Himself is Full  of Shit (spiritually) 
 
			
Return to the corpse.
Have intimate relations
with the dead body.
by Body as Text of Book Without Organs 
 
			
Cut out the organs.
Leave the organless corpse there;
The corpse of haiku.
by Necrophilia of Haiku Verse 
 
			
Dearest Uncle Clem:
Could it be yore own pore self
Done gave me scabies?
by Suffering in the Hills of Billy Q. 
 
			
You cursed losers.
You post haiku at this site.
What is wrong with you?
by What is Wrong with ME?
 
			
I will use a cheap
Tracfone to post haiku whilst
In a parking lot
by Rc cola
 
			
All over the West:
Dangerously confused kids.
All over. (The West)
by Screeching About something  of iPhone 
 
			
Squat over the hole.
Meditate on high ideals.
Then watch what comes out.
by Cloaca of Orient 
 
			
Philippines restroom
Hold my beer, Fukushima!
Watch me shit this out
by Cheese Aisle of Darth’s colon 
 
			
Japanese toilet.
Identify your asshole
on global camera.
by Taxonomies of Implosion 
 
			
Modern art priesthood:
They interpret it for me.
Postmodern vomit.
by Cultural Cleansing of Revaluation of all Values 
 
			
Restroom Attendant
A gentle robotic arm
assists with wiping
by Asshole of Century  
 
			
Jackson P. mentioned:
pissing and also shitting.
Abstract expressions.
by Haiku Art Criticism of Uptown Toiletry  
 
			
Jackson Pollock's piss
in Peggy G's fireplace:
urinary art.
by Abstract Expressions of Urination Guggenheim 
 
			
How on earth does a
Anyone eat 73
Moon pies, 8 min?
by Rc cola
 
			
Art imitates farts
The Jackson Pollock splatter
Brown back-end batter
by If I knew you was coming of Id have baked a cake 
 
			
we are butt players
on the janky stage of life
you can kiss my arts
by ash
 
			
Abundant fuel source
Unidentified (It’s Darth)
Flatulent Object
by Don’t Look of Up 
 
			
This world is a show:
Badly-written comedy,
Too much fake laughter.
by Not Laughing at the Birth of Tragedy 
 
			
Grandma have a cock
Barnyard are SOOOO oppressive.
Grandpa have a hen.
by Gender Cluck of Pronoun Scoldings of Haiku Poultry 
 
			
January sixth
and the armies of Q and
Other Lib delusions
by Donald John Hitler of Achtung ! 
 
			
Mixed outcomes: stuffed hen.
Farce. Extra cheesy haiku.
Grandma has rooster.
by Coo Clucks Clan of Barnyard Yarn Bard 
 
			
Fixed income drove her
theft. Moon Cakes with extra cream.
Grandma has a cock
by Betty LeBomb of *Corrections Facility 
 
			
Fixed income drove her
theft. Moon Pies with extra cream.
Grandma has cock
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
First time shoplifting 
The moon cakes are expensive
Shove them down your pants
by Police Blotter of Old Willow  
 
			
The artist rests but
Only if in peace just mad
Empty suffering
Goodbye sweet angel
by Waiting for godot
 
			
Art imitates life
But sheeple don’t want to know
Distracted by lies
They worship false stars
That influence their thinking 
And lull them to sleep
They’ll never ask why
They’re too in love with the dream
They’d rather pretend
Live within a show
They obey their programming 
Cursed television
Voluntarily 
Under blind obedience 
Admiring foes
That have enslaved them
They can’t tell the difference 
Destroyed discernment 
Out of convenience 
Afraid of truth’s wilderness 
They snooze through alarms
Falling for dark charms
Slaves to the hypnotism
Comatose zombies.
by Seoul Sister of https://judyeunkyung.wordpress.com/ 
 
			
I feel like raimen
On to the next oh bent oh
I'd use a fork though.
by Waiting for godot
 
			
I like you too, Ash
But I am more of a cat
Lyrically speaking
by Lucifer Sam of SIAM CAT 
 
			
these verses are fine
dogs are not that discerning
they even like me
by ash