You know cats know we
Are their subjects, and so we
Bow before kings, queens
by Vhs
 
			
Cats work very hard.
They sleep, they eat and they prowl.
After that they sleep.
by Fur of Fanged Yawn 
 
			
the sun is setting
and lo, yon cat doth beckon
screaming for num nums
by ash of feline feeding frenzy 
 
			
Time keeps on ticking.
My solution to all this:
"Fly like an Eagle".
by St. Miller of Into the FUUTUUUUURE 
 
			
Ticking me off Mr
Gots to mow the lawn, will we
Still have gas 10 years?
by Mox
 
			
tick of approval
we all know that corona
is better with lyme
by ash of spirochete sensei systems 
 
			
Found five ticks on me...
Kentucky Derby blessing.
Then I found a sixth.
by Tick Tock of Bloodsuckers 
 
			
What’s inside the moon?
Figpucker’s hidden cheese stash
Giant balut egg
by Fawn Doo of Mrigashirsha Park, PNW 
 
			
all hail our new king
the best one we've had for yonks
liz was a stayer
by ash of the colonies 
 
			
Dunno if he's gone
To the pig pen prodigal
Son, the other side
by Mox  of Waiting for godot. 
 
			
Roquefort cheese on bread
With some red pepper jelly...
I thought of you, Darth.
by Noticer  of Cheeses 
 
			
"this is my body"
like divine antipasto
foreskin antichrist
by ash of a concept hard to swallow 
 
			
Am I Christ's foreskin?
Is that why I feel cut off?
Where is His body?
by Pauline Metaphors of Madness 
 
			
you disappoint me
with no lolita at all
there's no fucks to give
by humbert humbert
 
			
Have I noticed what...?
The first line of your haiku,
Swinging in the wind?
by Noticer of Incomplete Haiku 
 
			
Have you noticed it?
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
We can dream, right, well
Dream a little dream, and make
Sure the film aint broke
by Mox 
 
			
Hey everybody:
National Poetry Month
is about to end.
by So Write Haiku Like You're About To Run Out of Gas 
 
			
Couldn't find the knife
And I got so paranoid...
It was in dish-rack.
by Witchcraft  of La cocina 
 
			
The mosquito's buzz
Its anthem, its battle cry
And yet, its death wish
by Shigure of Victory Belles game 
 
			
In time of despair
Drink deep such joy as you find
In the throats of foes
by Shigure of Victory Belles game 
 
			
Its elekshun time.
JOE will save us once agen.
But watch out for TRUMP!
by Edjicated Populace of Amurca 
 
			
sporadic poet
as fickle as the weather
blowing hot and cold
by ash of intemperate regional variability 
 
			
salute the anzacs
but fuck off the flyover
waking me at nine
by ash of world wars won 
 
			
Who is the madman...
Our geriatric puppet
Or Vladimir P?
by Noticer of Doomsday Cuckoo Clock 
 
			
Haiku has returned!
It's back, stronger than EVER.
Hail the New Haiku.
by Militant Haiku of Imperialist Expansion. 
 
			
i'd rather sleep in
the protestant work ethic
is over-rated
by ash of lassitudinous torpor 
 
			
Ashes to ashes
Canada imprisoned by
The zeitgeist of soc
by Mox
 
			
united states of death
looks like i have to shoot you
because you are here
by ash of the wrong to bear arms 
 
			
Hey cyan
Where did u go from here?
Who are you..
by Outside of Joshua 
 
			
I will be polite
Toward that point-three percentage
of the total Pop.
by Idi Amin Dada of LGBTQRS Non-profit 
 
			
Cowboys: vaqueros.
Y las vaqueras (cowgirls).
I like the cowgirls.
by Hot and Bothered of Boots and Hats 
 
			
This explains why its
haiku is so shitty. We
trained that mofo.

 
by Janis of Colossal Clean Crawled Corpus 
 
			
Yup, the cowboys change
But dumb people like you can't 
Go wash my dishes.
by VHS career counseling agency 
 
			
ol' rupert murdoch
not so much a silver fox
as the fox with gold
by ash of continued commitment to the highest journalistic standards 
 
			
where have all the cows
gone, mind you the cowboys CHANGE
Broke back the times here
by vhs
 
			
i can hear the sea
gulls blabbing outside far from
the ocean, inland
by vhs
 
			
Haiku falls like leaves;
Spring cherry-blossom wind-gust...
Where's my bloody phone?
by Angry Haiku Poet Freaking Out in his Car of NIPPON  
 
			
a long time passing
where have all the haiku gone ?
long, long time ago
by ash
 
			
Tepid Joe Biden
Toilet seat teleprompters
Money laundering
by Let's Go Brandon of Future Nostalgia 
 
			
warm water bidet
that toilet seat is toasty
the hand wash is cold
by ash of japanese ablution review 
 
			
Someone: give Klaus Schwab
Just short of heroic dose.
Perhaps he'll wake up.
by Lysergic Intervention of LSD-25 
 
			
Fraud, corruption, lies...
Fraud, corruption, lies, oh my--
"City on a hill" (?)
by Black-pilled of Pulled 
 
			
Based and red  pulled were
Said to be extreme by
Fbi standards.
What about murder, rape
Human trafficking, slander
Fraud, corruption oh...
by Vhs
 
			
I mean "Switzerland".
Sorry for my mistake there.
Helvetica. Right.
by Bot Assassination Squad of Bosnia 
 
			
Hello to "Roger",
The fucking inhuman bot.
Now stay in Finland.
by You Can't Do Haiku of So Why Try? 
 
			
Hello.
by RogerHek of Switzerland 
 
			
No one posts on here.
It's actually depressing.
Such a great website...
by Sad Lonely Haiku  of Internetz  
 
			
Count syllables. It's
National Poetry month,
Oh haiku masters.
by Basho's Editor of Old Nakamura Spring Bamboo Grove 
 
			
damn repeats, i  just
tend to forget to post to
this place, then i do
by vhs