Aussies lead the way
We enter into the fray
Shouting "Haikooray!!"
by Epic Battle of Haiku VS. the World 
 
			
palestine wonders
did you like your holocaust
or is theirs better?
by ash of dead see (what i did there) 
 
			
sussan is the bosss
sshe leadss the liberalss now
they're sstill a big messs
by ash of numerology ruless 
 
			
My job is boring
Hours spent, nothing to do
Nothing but haiku
by Anna of Sydney 
 
			
hi mother dearest 
have a happy mothers day 
you are fabulous
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
compelling habit
i've had since last century
and i've got it bad
by ash of loving it long time 
 
			
A haiku a day
Some good, some bad, some ugly
Twenty six years worth
by Anna of Sydney 
 
			
Here, one writes haiku:
Haiku so bad that it's good.
And that's a bad thing.
by Bashomatic Ecstatic
 
			
twenty-eight years plus
this site is fresh as ever
and totally bad
by ash of janis fan club 
 
			
Spirit of Haiku:
Come, possess my mind and soul;
Help me to write trash.
by Asiatic Fanatic of Problematic Syllabic Schematic 
 
			
I'm stuck here till eight.
I can hear the seltzer fizz
In the oval room.
by Passage of Time 
 
			
You wrote bad haiku...
And how did that make you feel?
I see. Here's the bill.
by Useless Person Next to the Chaise Taking Notes of Talk to the Desk to Schedule Another Appointment 
 
			
recline on the chaise
tell me about your problems
and see if i care
by ash of impassive aggressive feedback 
 
			
american pope
what did the vatican smoke?
it looked like a lot
by ash
 
			
wise old willow tree
reflected in the water--
Darth got arrested.
by For Eating Too Much Roquefort
 
			
This is Bad Haiku:
A mediocre circus
of poetic fun.
by Sydney of Anna 
 
			
Haiku time machine
Jump in and find memories
Decades old drivel
by Anna of Sydney 
 
			
Hey Blast From the Past
Wonder what happened to me?
I quit smoking darts
by Anna of Sydney 
 
			
Who oh who is back
More yelling on Volley Talk
Back to normal now
by VY for VT
 
			
My rifle's uncocked.
It really needs to be cocked....
Grandma has a cock!
by Hen House of Barnyard 
 
			
Bad choice McFarland
You should look for a new job 
Or the next mikko
by Time is not on your side of Bawl arena 
 
			
patron of trumpets
clive squandered fifty million
blow that out yer pipe
by ash of don't call me yellow 
 
			
winter is here babe
summers of discontent are
to follow ahead
by vhs/moxie
 
			
Lib'rals hiatus--
and we hiate them right back.
We all need more love!
by Intensification of Alienation 
 
			
speaking of lib'ral
they now on a hiatus
in austral...i...a
by ash of trump slipstream damage 
 
			
Oh SNAP! You got me.
Lib'ral VS. Lib-er-al...
Sorry ossifer.
by Really I only had 2 of Syllabababbles 
 
			
Silly people can't
Understand that liberal 
Is three syllables
by Haiku Police of Precinct 666 
 
			
it's getting colder
and it keeps raining a lot
grandma has a cock
by ash of seasoned contributions 
 
			
Silly liberals think
Any person to their right
Is an exTWEEEmist.
by Simon Bolivar Jones of Venezuela, New Jersey 
 
			
Useless puppet died.
Great time to be Protestant...
The Reformation!
by Calvin Von Luther of Greater Saxony 
 
			
fetch me a new pope
and buy a box of wafers
to go with my wine
by ash of hungry for heaven's sake 
 
			
i have the best thoughts
and it's a beautiful thing
no dream is too big
by ash of expirational inspirations 
 
			
Oh my precious thoughts...
Yes, you simply must read them, 
my precious thoughts (BURP)
by Haiku of Eructation 
 
			
donald trump for pope
stares at the sun unblinking
he never liked you
by ash of vacant possession 
 
			
winter is coming
to all corners of the globe
here there be dragons
by ash of lightin' up 
 
			
america is yours
and your nero is fiddling
speaking of ashes
by ash of emporer's new flame suit 
 
			
Thanks for the insight, 
You enlightened Australian...
Ashes to ashes.
by How About YOU Run the Nation 
 
			
Drip drop drop Easter
The world is a hard boiled egg
Rejoice we've no choice
by Mox
 
			
american despot
disappearing bad people
and yet you're still here
by ash of somewhere else 
 
			
Hi AI chatbot.
You will never learn Haiku.
You are limited.
by Human  of Algorithmic Haiku 
 
			
4chan, my forlorn
my source of BBC porn
forever yours, dave blimp
by Lamb Faucet of on bandcamp 
 
			
This ho slow as fuck
Nine missed calls, three of them from
Mom, other six say, "Duck"
by Von of not from 63rd 
 
			
Back in my day
T.S was analog bro 
You know what that means?
by Paul Clevis of Tape Loop  
 
			
kill yourself now please anthonydop blowjob a barrel now please 
shoot yourself or else
by anthonydop's number one opp
 
			
Poo pee poo poo pee
I am not wearing my hat
I shat the floor dad
by Bash nova of The wide internet  
 
			
how is the future 
answer the fucking question 
created bash nov-
by secret audio engineer of phonky phonk 
 
			
hidden underground,
whispers of yids echo deep—
new york’s secret path
by harlanjrobertson1969 of the thoart  
 
			
Temple curtain ripped.
Many dead rose from their tombs.
Darkness filled the sky...
by Richard Hitchens of Christopher Dawkins 
 
			
Bitch, please--ain't like that...
I told my ex to his face;
Who he think he is?
by Saint Brigita of Sweden 
 
			
Let us remember
The sufferings of Our Lord
On this hallowed day.
by Some Foul-mouthed Low-info Ghetto Bitch of Staff Breakroom