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Haiku # 77936, November 11, 2025 3:09 pm ET
by Michaelsar of Spain
Please shut the fuck up
No, really, shut the fuck up
Shut your fucking mouth
Haiku # 77935, November 11, 2025 1:40 pm ET
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Haiku # 77934, November 10, 2025 12:18 am ET
by DarrylFeack of Malta
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Haiku # 77933, November 9, 2025 4:27 pm ET
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Haiku # 77932, November 9, 2025 2:36 pm ET
by Rolandwax of Fiji
Unh. Mmmm. Ha-HA! Well...
Got ta git DOWN now child, yaaas
Wooh woo woo bay-bay...
Haiku # 77931, November 9, 2025 1:37 pm ET
by Funkified Fellow of 1974
Got so much to say
And so little time to think...
Wait, what? I meant "drink".
Haiku # 77930, November 9, 2025 1:32 pm ET
by Dipsolacious Imbibery of Libational Consolation
Boseley done got bozed..
He's the boseleyest bozo
Ever to Bosley.
Haiku # 77929, November 9, 2025 1:28 pm ET
by Tom Boseley's Haiku of Tom-tom Club
Wail howdy thar y'all.
Jest thought I'd say a few words,
Like: "Australia"
Haiku # 77928, November 9, 2025 1:24 pm ET
by Shibboleth of Sibylline Syllables
Grandma paid for it:
Southern fried chicken dinner...
Grandpa has two breasts.
Haiku # 77927, November 9, 2025 1:15 pm ET
by Grandma's Cocked and Loaded
My syllables: good.
Re-read it and then tell me
Where is the mistake?
Haiku # 77926, November 8, 2025 5:09 pm ET
by 5-7-5 on Yo Mama of Tyrone
A humble request
Less politics, more Bosley
Help a brother out
Haiku # 77925, November 8, 2025 11:56 am ET
by Your stupid country died when Reagan took over
Look down below here....
What a stupid thing to write
Count your syllables
Haiku # 77924, November 7, 2025 12:28 pm ET
by Stupid and not able to count is no way to go through life
America gets
Exactly what it deserves...
Every "election".
Haiku # 77923, November 6, 2025 3:41 pm ET
by Algorithmic Voting Software
Trump not on ballot
Still got his ass kicked real bad
It's gonna get worse
Haiku # 77922, November 5, 2025 10:08 am ET
by Rudderless cruise ship
The leaves are falling
And the season is changing
Tom Bosley's penis
Haiku # 77921, November 4, 2025 5:31 pm ET
by It's that time of year!
Capital moves on.
You are a human resource,
And can be replaced.
Haiku # 77920, November 2, 2025 4:58 pm ET
by Reality of Transnational Corporate Growth
Damn that missing syllabababel.
Haiku # 77919, October 31, 2025 10:12 am ET
by First line of Last Haiku
Souls exorcised.
Hell and candy fetishized.
Horror (super-sized).
Haiku # 77918, October 31, 2025 10:10 am ET
by Oh C'mon It's Just Fun For The Kids of Diabetic Obesity
Food stamps to be cut.
Plebes of U.S. are concerned.
They'll have to lose weight.
Haiku # 77917, October 29, 2025 10:37 am ET
by Cloward-Piven of Backwards Baseball Cap Double Cheeseburger INC.
Jesus ignores you
Because you belittle Him.
React harder please.
Haiku # 77916, October 26, 2025 1:23 pm ET
by Ignatius of Antioch
Jesus be my shield
Whenever I do bad things
But don't wish to yield
Haiku # 77915, October 26, 2025 11:19 am ET
by Jesus saves, but also appears to hate even more
Heroin junkie
Is now in charge of our health
But, drunk immigrants!
Haiku # 77914, October 26, 2025 11:14 am ET
by Make it make sense
It's no fun to be
An illegal alien
With a D.U.I.
Haiku # 77913, October 24, 2025 6:41 pm ET
by Juanito Perez of I No Juant For Get Deeported
Its no fun to be
A illegal alien
With a fake D.L.
Haiku # 77912, October 24, 2025 4:39 am ET
by Broderick Crawford of I-15
It's the First Lady:
She's the one to host big balls.
Donald can just waltz...
Haiku # 77911, October 23, 2025 3:11 pm ET
by Or Dribble Balls in the Court of Public Opinion
pull down that east wing
donald desires bigger balls
ostentatiously
Haiku # 77910, October 23, 2025 3:33 am ET
by ash
Wearing of the cross
Does not give one permission
To be the devil
Haiku # 77909, October 23, 2025 12:06 am ET
by Truth Antisocial
that trumpelstiltskin
he can weave stuff into gold
the future looks grimm
Haiku # 77908, October 22, 2025 11:43 pm ET
by ash
You can't get enumpf
Of that dashing Donald Drumpf.
You should kiss his rumpf!
Haiku # 77907, October 22, 2025 9:51 pm ET
by Since He Dominates Your Brain...
the magic potus
even when he takes a dump
he's still full of shit
Haiku # 77906, October 22, 2025 9:34 pm ET
by ash of channelling norman lindsay
orange labubu
american president
who's more attractive?
Haiku # 77905, October 22, 2025 9:24 pm ET
by ash
Global pastel tones...
The infantilization...
It's so insipid.
Haiku # 77904, October 22, 2025 3:55 pm ET
by Uncivilization of Mass Infantilization
Hey Acaz Ayac,
Are you the famous Inca
Who stole my green card?
Haiku # 77903, October 22, 2025 5:53 am ET
by Rascar Capac of Ullantaytampu
Drumpf: German word for
sound of a turd-drop in a
toilet or latrine
Haiku # 77902, October 19, 2025 1:47 pm ET
by Acaz Ayac
More than family
There are beings we bond with
During our years here
Haiku # 77901, October 19, 2025 1:41 pm ET
by Acaz Ayac of entre cielo y tierra...
Oh Clara, Clara--
You put me over the edge
From beyond the grave . . .
Haiku # 77900, October 18, 2025 4:17 pm ET
by Voice of Samba
Zion's beanie-boy:
He's attempting a fence-sit...
But it's not working.
Haiku # 77899, October 18, 2025 3:04 pm ET
by Worse than Tim Pool of Intertoobz
sparkling new windoze
i can barely feel the panes
now i've cleaned you up
Haiku # 77898, October 18, 2025 6:33 am ET
by ash
BOOM chik-a-chik WOOH!
Boom...WOOH-- I got the power.
I got the POWER!
Haiku # 77897, October 16, 2025 7:30 pm ET
by SNAP of Gettin' Kinda Heavy
this whole stupid world
we're the department of truth
we've got the power
Haiku # 77896, October 15, 2025 3:35 am ET
by ash of pete channelling alice
the land of was free
succumbing to fascism
is not brave, homies
Haiku # 77895, October 15, 2025 2:17 am ET
by ash of kiss my starry spangles
I spies with mine eyes
Nobel prize for hotel thighs
Must be circumcised
Haiku # 77894, October 13, 2025 6:32 pm ET
by Five guys
We all love Bibi.
He makes war just like a beast.
His mark: special star.
Haiku # 77893, October 10, 2025 8:14 am ET
by Moshe Meir of Golda Dayan
mar-a-israel
leave it flatter than matzos
watch gaza get stripped
Haiku # 77892, October 9, 2025 8:24 am ET
by ash
Fresh new real estate
By the sunny waterside
Opening up soon
Haiku # 77891, October 8, 2025 8:41 pm ET
by Turning rubble into Rubles
Build the third temple!
What about Dome of the Rock?
Oy gevalt... problem.
Haiku # 77890, October 8, 2025 3:56 pm ET
by Abomination of Desolation (spoken of by Daniel)
he's bad, you know it
but he could sure cut a rug
and sadly, his nose
Haiku # 77889, October 3, 2025 11:48 pm ET
by ash
Wacko Jacko: freak?
Or children's benefactor...
He sure loved to squeal!
Haiku # 77888, October 3, 2025 10:09 pm ET
by Macaulay Culkin's Lawyer of Neverland Forever
hello nobody
i'd just like to say "fuck off"
thank you for playing
Haiku # 77887, October 3, 2025 8:10 am ET
by ash of demotional reality
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