that trumpelstiltskin
he can weave stuff into gold
the future looks grimm
by ash
You can't get enumpf
Of that dashing Donald Drumpf.
You should kiss his rumpf!
by Since He Dominates Your Brain...
the magic potus
even when he takes a dump
he's still full of shit
by ash of channelling norman lindsay
orange labubu
american president
who's more attractive?
by ash
Global pastel tones...
The infantilization...
It's so insipid.
by Uncivilization of Mass Infantilization
Hey Acaz Ayac,
Are you the famous Inca
Who stole my green card?
by Rascar Capac of Ullantaytampu
Drumpf: German word for
sound of a turd-drop in a
toilet or latrine
by Acaz Ayac
More than family
There are beings we bond with
During our years here
by Acaz Ayac of entre cielo y tierra...
Oh Clara, Clara--
You put me over the edge
From beyond the grave . . .
by Voice of Samba
sparkling new windoze
i can barely feel the panes
now i've cleaned you up
by ash
BOOM chik-a-chik WOOH!
Boom...WOOH-- I got the power.
I got the POWER!
by SNAP of Gettin' Kinda Heavy
this whole stupid world
we're the department of truth
we've got the power
by ash of pete channelling alice
the land of was free
succumbing to fascism
is not brave, homies
by ash of kiss my starry spangles
I spies with mine eyes
Nobel prize for hotel thighs
Must be circumcised
by Five guys
We all love Bibi.
He makes war just like a beast.
His mark: special star.
by Moshe Meir of Golda Dayan
mar-a-israel
leave it flatter than matzos
watch gaza get stripped
by ash
Fresh new real estate
By the sunny waterside
Opening up soon
by Turning rubble into Rubles
Build the third temple!
What about Dome of the Rock?
Oy gevalt... problem.
by Abomination of Desolation (spoken of by Daniel)
he's bad, you know it
but he could sure cut a rug
and sadly, his nose
by ash
Wacko Jacko: freak?
Or children's benefactor...
He sure loved to squeal!
by Macaulay Culkin's Lawyer of Neverland Forever
hello nobody
i'd just like to say "fuck off"
thank you for playing
by ash of demotional reality
larson will tell you
don't monkey with the monkey
unless you are jane
by ash of gone apeshit
Cool Zinjanthropus
He's called "the Nutcracker man"
Always at the club
by Don't make me google shit
Homo Erectus
And Australopithecus.
NOT Zinjanthropus.
by Waiting Outside of Darwinist Gay Nightclub
senior officers
front and centre for pete's sake
but don't bend over
by ash of what, me warry?
Palantir bullshit.
Godless technocrats advance.
So what can we do?
by Cro-Magnon of Looking for a New Cave
"triple sabotage"
ooh, really makes me wonder
stairway to u.n.
by ash of lies on the whispering wind?
american clown show
could there be more to send in?
well, maybe next year
by ash of sondheim songbook revival
That blondie Bondi
Wants to criminalize thought.
She can kiss my mass.
by Ken of Barbie
Yes, I have issues.
Back issues: Mad Magazine!
"What, me worry?" (Cheers)
by Alfred E. Neuman
first amendment trumped
second amendment in spades
shoot the messengers
by ash of don't report me
Bondi done went woke
Suddenly against hate speech
Shoe on other foot
by But keep smoking...it makes you smart
Jesus be my shield
Any time that I am wrong
But don't wish to yield
by Truth Antisocial
Gender not mentioned
That's you putting that in there
You may have issues
by Struck a nerve? Seek help
You know so little...
Reality is fluid
Now, go read a book.
by Marion the librarian
Trite affirmations:
Insults to reality
Which cannot be changed.
by Live, Laugh, Love of Then Die
Ka$h Patel is dumb
He is just a Keystone cop
An embarrassment
by Truth Antisocial
second amendment
are some deaths a prudent deal?
"i think it's worth it"
by ash of quotable quotes
Sorry stupid pants...
The IRS does exist
Just pay your taxes
by Mark Spits
Beneath Persian Gulf:
Something very horrible
Waiting for release.
by Abdul Alhazred of Necronomicon
Time for tax revolt.
No more right/left division...
But you can go first.
by IRS Does Not Exist
Ukraine war over?
Are groceries cheaper yet?
Epstein files released?
by Lather, rinse, repeat
Saw a funeral
Sis of Henry Kissinger
Well--secretary
by not cyan anymo of elsewhere
Ah, the still waters...
The verdant pastures of peace.
The loud rap music..
by Poochie tha Kontrolla of Bass System
There used to be lots
of haiku interaction...
now it's only me.
by Back a Decade or Two of Ask Ash
Leviticus says
Ho-mo-sex-u-a-li-ty
Is just fantastic.
by Yahweh of Hosts
Dear haiku newbie:
The Rule is 5-7-5.
Transgressors will pay.
by Sacred Oath-keepers of Haiku Punishment
I found this website today
Hope you have a good life
And be happy
by Useless but blessing haikus of United continents of Earth
This website makes bad haiku
I make bad haiku and submit it
Least obvious thing ever existed
by Have a nice day stranger viewing this website of Not gonna say it
Call haiku police.
I plan to commit a crime.
The world shall know me.
by Haiku Grandeur of Epic Proportions
