This website makes bad haiku
I make bad haiku and submit it
Least obvious thing ever existed
by Have a nice day stranger viewing this website of Not gonna say it
Call haiku police.
I plan to commit a crime.
The world shall know me.
by Haiku Grandeur of Epic Proportions
Colonoscopy:
Dark live-action camera...
Intestivision!
by Beauty of the Inner Self
Oh Lord, here it comes;
I feel that fresh anointing,
I just have to SHOUT!
by Twitching and Shrieking is a Sign of Something
Lord, the fields is white!
They is white unto harvest.
Souls has to git saved.
by Old Time Preacher of Great Smoky Mountains
Darth is with Cyan:
Lovebirds in the Philippines,
Sharing Balut egg.
by Pucking Figs since 1978
My black kitty cat:
She so woke she sleep all day.
She purr. She lick fur.
by Feline Bee-line of A-list
Pastor Mike Bickle
Once had interns to tickle;
Now in a pickle.
by International House of Predators
Megafans only:
Older nude leak videos,
Eight to sixteen (young).
by Fed Posing as a PDF File of Haikuized 4 U
utter confusion
possessing talentless ants
salt replace sugar
by Anthropoda of Sugar Land Forgetting
ummmmm.... nope, nope and nope
it's not my usual theme
sometimes shit happens
by ash of scope for concern
Sounds to me like Darth
Pretending that he is Ash.
Did I get it right?
by War of the Haiku Chatbots
if you followed me
the trail would be brown and wet
sticky under foot
dangerous pressure
beware my bowels are wringing
date with destiny
just a few polyps
punctuating my colon
but what a shitstorm
by ash of smitten butte
i ate my funyions
they tasted salty and good
now my tummy hurt
by sister redacted (not sigh-anne) of convent
Not sure I get you...
Your haiku: conceptual.
But I don't follow.
by Metacognition of Ignition
cheaper than travel
a box of prepkit orange
third world staycation
by ash of dirty squirty
Doctor James Dobson
Was focused on the family...
But things get blurry.
by Ted Bundy of Final Interview
James Dobson is dead
Not much to say, other than...
well, thank God for that
by Conversion Therapist
Low expectations
Is the key to happiness.
Try it. You'll like it.
by Because Life Sucks Anyways, of Course
Chinese are laughing
As they export Fentanyl
To narco-gangsters
by The New Opium Wars of Mexican Cartels
Charlamagne Tha God
Married Megan Thee Stallion.
Offspring had weird name.
by Wrappers of Kan't Spell, Yo
Out with thee, sirrah.
Dost thou dare speak of pickles?
Then, thou art pickled.
by Rise, Sir Knight of Cucumber
I am the pickle
I live in your pants, my dude
I'm the pants pickle
by The Pickle of of Your Pants
An appointment? Yes
They are removing the wise
(No More Wisdom Teeth)
by not cyan anymore (sister redacted) of somewhere
Haiku forbidden?
A zone I may not enter?
I'll open new tab!
by 403 Forbidden of You don't have permission to access this resource
I wish for possums
Wearing shades, looking awesome
I'll cook my ma' some
by Alabama cookin skool
If for goats I wish,
T'would be as curried; a dish
That tastes quite delish.
by Left Hand of BAAAAAAAAaaaaa
Do you wish for goats
Drinking beer and sailing boats?
Wearing fancy coats?
by Choose your misadventures
Trump is beautiful he is smart, strong and honest
Also has good teeth
by Russian flattery brigade
Trump hasn't done shit
because he is full of shit.
(Eggs irrelevant.)
by Irrelevant Has a Trunk of Groucho M.
cosmopolitan
ugandan vietnamese
universal spam
by ash of the world is my oyster sauce
Still war in Ukraine
Eggs still very expensive
Trump hasn't done shit
by When promises turn into lies
Janis: please delete
The meaningless marketing
Of the stupid world.
by We thank you of We love you
Dearest Uncle Clem:
These damn gooks has forced on us
Asiatic spam.
by Lyndon Baines of Johnson
My time has now come.
My time to scribe haiku verse...
What should I tell you?
by Internet Confessions of GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY
Vietnamese shit:
Internet marketing spam.
Useless verbiage.
by Nguyen Nguyen of Nguyen
Trump disses his base
Because Donald is not based.
He's just a blowhard.
by Blow Harder Zion Don
Ahem, Sir Skippa;
Please observe syllabic rules,
Or else you're a bot.
by Botfly Larva of Botulism
vinegar on my ballsack,
man it itches real bad im
rapper skippa da flippa
by rapper skippa of da flippa
MTG gone woke
She don't trust Donnie no more
What the hell happened?
by Lather, rinse, repeat
Trump is Moshiach.
He will build the third temple.
Then He'll blow it up.
by Yeshua Christos of Nazareth
Cats do not respect
They would eat you if you died
but, so would a dog
by But dog wound not this haiku
Called it a fake church?
That is a redundant phrase
Dollars for Jesus
by Propensity Gospel
He, Brigitte Macron,
Is not a human female.
He is a goddess!
by Ta Ra Ra Boom Deay of Oh La-la
They all sound like that.
They all preach 'Health and Wealth' lies.
They're all from Tulsa.
by Not OK of Fake Church
A broken record
She squeals, screams, and says her name
I AM NOT A BOT
by not-not cyan of somewhere
Did Ozzy make it?
Does he now behold the Lord?
Is he in heaven?
by Questions of After Forever
Moxie's for real.
He screws up his syllables...
But he is OK.
by Very Haiku Standard of VHS
Cyan was a dude
Cos playing as haikuist
Much like VHS
by Anonymous Poet
Cyan was a bot.
Darth is probably a bot.
(One who likes Roquefort)
by Balut Balut of Salut
