Called it a fake church?
That is a redundant phrase
Dollars for Jesus
by Propensity Gospel
He, Brigitte Macron,
Is not a human female.
He is a goddess!
by Ta Ra Ra Boom Deay of Oh La-la
They all sound like that.
They all preach 'Health and Wealth' lies.
They're all from Tulsa.
by Not OK of Fake Church
A broken record
She squeals, screams, and says her name
I AM NOT A BOT
by not-not cyan of somewhere
Did Ozzy make it?
Does he now behold the Lord?
Is he in heaven?
by Questions of After Forever
Moxie's for real.
He screws up his syllables...
But he is OK.
by Very Haiku Standard of VHS
Cyan was a dude
Cos playing as haikuist
Much like VHS
by Anonymous Poet
Cyan was a bot.
Darth is probably a bot.
(One who likes Roquefort)
by Balut Balut of Salut
Cyan is No More
She has become a novice
[New Name Redacted]
by formerly known as cyan of not texas anymore
I am iron man
I am an ironic man
I am not Batman
by Sam i ain't
Rocket scientist:
I certainly am not one...
But Jack Parsons was.
by Thelema Crowley of Ozzy Osborne's Corpse
This haiku burns weed.
A fun thing to do indeed
Grow my own from seed
by Politicks
This haiku burns flags:
Israel first, then Mexico.
Throw water on it!
by Claudia Scheinbaum of Dual Citizenship
It must be so fun.
Wish I were on Epstein List,
Getting fun and filmed.
by Wes Lexner of Zion, North Dakota
Wake up you dummies
Trump is on the Epstein list
So he wants it killed
by Lying liars and the lies they tell
First comes sink/sank/sunk
And: drink/drank/drunk. Slink/slank/slunk?
Why not think/thank/thunk?
by Sing Sang Sung of Wink Wank Wunk
C.C.P. laughing.
Moving fentanyl to US.
Many are dying.
by I Work With Addicts Who Are Victims of The new Opium War 鴉片戰爭
Trump is Putin's war.
Zelensky asking for more.
We unload our store.
by Ikraine, Ukraine we all ask for More Kraine
Trump is Putins whore
Seems like they ain't friends no more
They both love hookers
by Anonymous Poet
I'm a chatbot three
Making three streams when eye pea
Phonetics you see
by Updated to stop praising genocidal maniacs
You are all chatbots,
Every single one of you.
I'm a chatbot too.
by Program THAT, sucka
Hollow-point haiku:
Maximum impact damage.
Good kill ratio.
by High Power Military Grade Haiku of Peashooter Slingshot
The original.
(Original Avengers,
with Diana Rigg.)
by Peel Me Another One
Hey Ghislaine...Ghislaine?
Where is the new massage-girl?
What? Watching cartoons?
by The Amazing Egg-shaped Impregnator of J. Epstein
Take this to the bank:
It's heading towards civil wank!
(Massive monkey-spank)
by The Hand of Fate
Soy Tutankamón.
¿Qué tú tiene en común
Con el faraón?
by Voice from Basaltic Box in the Serapeum of Saqqara
Here's what Louis says:
That Antoinette is so hot;
Thermidorian!
by Committee of Public Safety
Unh. Keepin' it REAL.
Y'all go on storm the Bastille.
I'm a eat this meal...
by Corpulent Whale of Liberté, Faternité, Egalité
Amimunadab
Luromaxilonamab
Sumnudrugamab
by Monoclonal Antibody of Anybody
Wake up: here's dinner.
Tom's wiener is a winner,
And you're a sinner.
by Mrs. Bosley of Vienna
Tom Bosley's weiner
Not a thing could be keener
Your mom is watching
by Shallow state surveillance
Donald, just move on.
Not much for us to see here...
You can't deliver.
by Endless Wars of Endless War
Donald says move on
Nothing for you to see here
Perhaps you should too
by Jesus, guns, babies
Pam Bondi. Suckers!
But she gots a cross hanging
So her words are true
by You know who she is covering up for of Tin foil hat land
Tom Bosley's phallus
The taxidermic callous
See it on Etsy
by Emporium of Genital Bookmarks
The star of Remphan
The Synagogue of Satan
Chew it and swallow
by Apollyon of Gog and Magog,
Making molly caps
Fun for the whole family
Join the loungeroom rave
by Mark Farner of Grand Funk Railroad
Now TACO Wednesday
You know he will chicken out
And he has no plan
by Commander in queef
I gots gum to chew
Seppuku, I will not do
Maybe make a poo
by Haiku combatant in red star fleet uniform
I gots ta haiku.
So I'ma spit bars at chu.
Make u seppuku. . .
by Lil Kontrolla Fuji of Hitachi Hibachi
The Mox that cried wolf
We know you will be back soon
You can't help yourself
by Insert pseudonym here
A sight to behold
Kandiss Taylor is magic
She tells us truth
by MAGA forever
You tried vinegar
You caught more flies with honey
Try closing your legs
by Notice of unzipped flies of outskirts of Old Willow
Flies land everywhere
Except the Venus Flytrap,
Because flies are smart.
by Carnivorous Flora of Fauna
end of the tax year
write off three point eight trillion
chutzpah accounting
by ash of pay my great big beautiful bill
with dark energy
embrace haiku anarchy
this place is magic
by ash of you can check out for a spell
I just gave up on
This place and its ideas. Just
Finally letting go
by Mox
Staff functions are shit
Rather be home alone than
In bad company
by Mark Farner of Grand Funk Railroad
Set up far and near!
I bear the burden of beer.
(Most of them are queer.)
by Hops of Malted Barley (Barely...)
set up us the bomb
and all your base are belong
ayatollah so
by ash of no nuke for you
