James Dobson is dead
Not much to say, other than...
well, thank God for that
by Conversion Therapist
Low expectations
Is the key to happiness.
Try it. You'll like it.
by Because Life Sucks Anyways, of Course
Chinese are laughing
As they export Fentanyl
To narco-gangsters
by The New Opium Wars of Mexican Cartels
Charlamagne Tha God
Married Megan Thee Stallion.
Offspring had weird name.
by Wrappers of Kan't Spell, Yo
Out with thee, sirrah.
Dost thou dare speak of pickles?
Then, thou art pickled.
by Rise, Sir Knight of Cucumber
I am the pickle
I live in your pants, my dude
I'm the pants pickle
by The Pickle of of Your Pants
An appointment? Yes
They are removing the wise
(No More Wisdom Teeth)
by not cyan anymore (sister redacted) of somewhere
Haiku forbidden?
A zone I may not enter?
I'll open new tab!
by 403 Forbidden of You don't have permission to access this resource
I wish for possums
Wearing shades, looking awesome
I'll cook my ma' some
by Alabama cookin skool
If for goats I wish,
T'would be as curried; a dish
That tastes quite delish.
by Left Hand of BAAAAAAAAaaaaa
Do you wish for goats
Drinking beer and sailing boats?
Wearing fancy coats?
by Choose your misadventures
Trump is beautiful he is smart, strong and honest
Also has good teeth
by Russian flattery brigade
Trump hasn't done shit
because he is full of shit.
(Eggs irrelevant.)
by Irrelevant Has a Trunk of Groucho M.
cosmopolitan
ugandan vietnamese
universal spam
by ash of the world is my oyster sauce
Still war in Ukraine
Eggs still very expensive
Trump hasn't done shit
by When promises turn into lies
Janis: please delete
The meaningless marketing
Of the stupid world.
by We thank you of We love you
Dearest Uncle Clem:
These damn gooks has forced on us
Asiatic spam.
by Lyndon Baines of Johnson
My time has now come.
My time to scribe haiku verse...
What should I tell you?
by Internet Confessions of GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY
Vietnamese shit:
Internet marketing spam.
Useless verbiage.
by Nguyen Nguyen of Nguyen
Trump disses his base
Because Donald is not based.
He's just a blowhard.
by Blow Harder Zion Don
Ahem, Sir Skippa;
Please observe syllabic rules,
Or else you're a bot.
by Botfly Larva of Botulism
vinegar on my ballsack,
man it itches real bad im
rapper skippa da flippa
by rapper skippa of da flippa
MTG gone woke
She don't trust Donnie no more
What the hell happened?
by Lather, rinse, repeat
Trump is Moshiach.
He will build the third temple.
Then He'll blow it up.
by Yeshua Christos of Nazareth
Cats do not respect
They would eat you if you died
but, so would a dog
by But dog wound not this haiku
Called it a fake church?
That is a redundant phrase
Dollars for Jesus
by Propensity Gospel
He, Brigitte Macron,
Is not a human female.
He is a goddess!
by Ta Ra Ra Boom Deay of Oh La-la
They all sound like that.
They all preach 'Health and Wealth' lies.
They're all from Tulsa.
by Not OK of Fake Church
A broken record
She squeals, screams, and says her name
I AM NOT A BOT
by not-not cyan of somewhere
Did Ozzy make it?
Does he now behold the Lord?
Is he in heaven?
by Questions of After Forever
Moxie's for real.
He screws up his syllables...
But he is OK.
by Very Haiku Standard of VHS
Cyan was a dude
Cos playing as haikuist
Much like VHS
by Anonymous Poet
Cyan was a bot.
Darth is probably a bot.
(One who likes Roquefort)
by Balut Balut of Salut
Cyan is No More
She has become a novice
[New Name Redacted]
by formerly known as cyan of not texas anymore
I am iron man
I am an ironic man
I am not Batman
by Sam i ain't
Rocket scientist:
I certainly am not one...
But Jack Parsons was.
by Thelema Crowley of Ozzy Osborne's Corpse
This haiku burns weed.
A fun thing to do indeed
Grow my own from seed
by Politicks
It must be so fun.
Wish I were on Epstein List,
Getting fun and filmed.
by Wes Lexner of Zion, North Dakota
Wake up you dummies
Trump is on the Epstein list
So he wants it killed
by Lying liars and the lies they tell
First comes sink/sank/sunk
And: drink/drank/drunk. Slink/slank/slunk?
Why not think/thank/thunk?
by Sing Sang Sung of Wink Wank Wunk
C.C.P. laughing.
Moving fentanyl to US.
Many are dying.
by I Work With Addicts Who Are Victims of The new Opium War 鴉片戰爭
Trump is Putin's war.
Zelensky asking for more.
We unload our store.
by Ikraine, Ukraine we all ask for More Kraine
Trump is Putins whore
Seems like they ain't friends no more
They both love hookers
by Anonymous Poet
I'm a chatbot three
Making three streams when eye pea
Phonetics you see
by Updated to stop praising genocidal maniacs
You are all chatbots,
Every single one of you.
I'm a chatbot too.
by Program THAT, sucka
Hollow-point haiku:
Maximum impact damage.
Good kill ratio.
by High Power Military Grade Haiku of Peashooter Slingshot
The original.
(Original Avengers,
with Diana Rigg.)
by Peel Me Another One
Hey Ghislaine...Ghislaine?
Where is the new massage-girl?
What? Watching cartoons?
by The Amazing Egg-shaped Impregnator of J. Epstein
Take this to the bank:
It's heading towards civil wank!
(Massive monkey-spank)
by The Hand of Fate
Soy Tutankamón.
¿Qué tú tiene en común
Con el faraón?
by Voice from Basaltic Box in the Serapeum of Saqqara
