This ancient website
Still alive 'cause no one clicks
Obscurity wins

"Meet in the middle
says the unjust man. You take
a step towards him

he takes a step back.
Meet me in the middle, says
the unjust man.”

Run Minnesota--
And you better run like hell...
The Iceman cometh.

Run Minnesota
National Guard will do it
Prediction markets

Run Venezuela?
It has already been tried:
that "Matilda" song...

Seriously! There
Is something soothing about
Traversing Hyrule

Tears Of the Kingdom
Tracking my progress in verse
Found the rubber pants

Some days, you eat bear
One day, the bear may eat you.
And now I'm hungry

the warmth bathes my skin,
sweet relief, but the winds bring
bitter cold again.

Dozed off on the couch
Walked off a cliff in Hyrule
Lost many a heart

Trump vomits Zion
Then invades Venezuela:
"America Last."

the empire strikes south
one dictator is removed
but there's always more

such a pedigree
seventy eight thousand 'ku
and we ain't done yet

Happy new year Ash.
Regardless of Patel's cash,
Haiku is the fash.

Happy new year J.
Regardless of what fools say,
Haiku is the way.

Twennytwennysicks
Will be much worse than last year.
So stay positive.

Fame did not arrive.
The verses stayed where they were.
This too is a path.

Big data drains us
Heat-death of the social contact
No one looks away

Big Tech masks its grin.
Numbers carve us into parts.
The rule, not the glitch.

Restless crickets flee.
Hyrule burns in the distance
Sure, I’ll catch one more.

New features added
This haiku exists to test
Whether they exist

time certainly flies
quarter of this century
and lots of the last

Dear Somalia:
We wish you happy new year!
(With or without clits...)

Good to have YOU near.
I hope and pray we can have
A happy you near...

Tom Bosley's pen is
Far mightier than the sword
(and the S-word too.)

Lonely bad haiku
No one writes poems for you
Tom Bosley's pen is

We must stamp it out!
We've GOT to destroy Christmas
(for the good of earth.)

Deport the Jesus
Not born in America
Lacks proper papers

Miss White (Ellen G:)
See my lovely Christmas tree!
And now for some tea...

Heraclitus says
All life is in constant flux...
But then there's Logos.

Looking from distance,
That valley seems uncanny
I do not like it

The zinjanthropoids
Are running wild among us
But no one stops them.

Hey-- come on, let's go.
Let's all write some haiku now.
Let's all groove as one.

I took the pub test,
And passed with flying colors.
My score: seven pints.

tangerine doofus
a student of history
who fails the pub test

Pro-propaganda.
Contra-contrarianism...
Anti-antichrist!

YOU are forbidden.
(Forbidden to forbid me.)
Ha ha! I got on...

Bad Haiku, oh YES!
Oh yes yes yes yes yes yes.
By which I mean "no"...

Do you Fentanyl?
Many who do Fentanyl
Are no longer here.

Do you Fentanyl?
Many who do Fentanyl
Are no longer here.

Do you use street drugs?
If so, then you are stupid
Buy from internet

Got to say some more.
Got to get my haiku ON!
(Like a dirty sock.)

Recalling Bosley...
I believe he had a cock.
But it was Grandma's.

Christ was just joking.
He will not ever return.
So do what thou wilt.

Try to forbid me
From this website, Bad Haiku?
You can eat Basho.

The lovable ones
Are very easy to love.
Enemies, less so.

You are the sun in
the Páramo, lighting up the Frailejones

you might well be right
who am i to disagree ?
it'll be a hit

The world will soon die
So it can live forever
In endless nightmare

forty-one orbits
and you're still vivid and real
and i still love you