not so tarrific
but we can print more money
so, what, me worry ?

i want a refund
liberation day tariffs
then the levy breaks

sometime after late
when the patients are sedate
conditions are great

Stuck in the Psych ward
(With staff, not with the patients)
Night shift nurses rock.

A good friend's birthday:
He died after Halloween
Autumn of last year.

Bees out foraging
It's so sad that they will not
Be around next year

is life worth living?
it depends on the liver
peut-être fois gras

finn is retarded
is he really retarded
very big question

the great irony
for someone whom we won't miss
they seem to miss lots

Procrastinating
On this long physics worksheet
I should make custard

So about haikus
It is kind of hard to make
Them bad. It's an art.

Washington City, what a pity,
great idea, plan not clear

Small round bumblebees
Why are they so cute? I must
give them many hugs

Unironic flies
They hover near my window
They are trapped with me

the great narcissist
his gulf of america
is pure reflection

donald says the things
that are sounds of dementia
and he's quite stupid

The things Donald says
Sounds like he has dementia
Or he's just stupid

underpantheon :
that collection of soiled jocks
holding my water

There you have it folks....
Another TACO Tuesday
A man-child coward

we're winning this war
don't listen to the fake news
macdonalds is food

Get ready for it
Some day we will eat people
Americans first

the cat shit sits there
glistening logs litter caked
quick! the deep fryer!

Twas fun to troll them
Way back in twenty-sixteen.
But the thrill is gone.

enough about oil
what he needs is lithium
and a good lie down

complex messiah
hand me the dsm please
messiah complex

Money's running short
But why should I slave away
for some dude's tenth yacht?

pope leo is cool
but jesus christ, trump is not
behold the mon(k)ey

trump the messiah
ain't bringing back charlie kirk
or jeffrey epstein

I did not know him
Just lots of calls and emails
I did not know him

platinum blonde don
it's not inappropriate
for his intellect

Fuck "Bad Haiku" site.
Bad Haiku did not let me
Say what I wanted....

so, peace in our time
with current attention spans
seems like forever

You are not a goat
So stop acting like you are
You goatish weirdo

standardized testing
finally finished with it
indeed, tedious

Sped past the limit,
it's a five syllable zone.
Don't want a ticket!

Going 20 under
Are you drunk? Old? On your phone?
"Patience's virtue." Ugh.

christian holiday
candy and christ returning
where’s the bunny from

i give you two days
to agree to nothing good
and then it gets bad

first you take the drugs
then it's more complicated
as the drugs take you

addiction is bad
I really want to stop this
in the end I can’t

ping-pong, oh how great
rackets and balls making noise
a sport for the age

it needs rebranding
the straits of america
sounds like victory

crucify iran
middle eastern traditions
make the world go round

And what about Ann?
She seems to be involved too.
So much to unpack

Who are these people?
Yasmin, Serena, what did
you do to these folks?

proverbially
stupid is as stupid does
behold the donald

That old Fireside book:
Postwar standard: hearth and home;
Beloved folksongs.

the latest dire straits
are not as entertaining
facing the music

This world is so sad.
Amerika has gone rogue...
and where will it end?

Hi Ann, I hate serena
she bully me ok
Ann GoodBye Serena Die