I love to eat meat
Sometimes I just lick on it
other times I lap
by JJ-X of NY
but CONTRAry to
popular belief, their skin
was not those colors
by the fourth way of seattle
Up down up down up?
in-out holds my interest
especially FAST.
by Windsong
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left,
Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select,
Start. Yeah, Thirty Men!
by (B) of Columbia
I do love my cat
But she scratches me badly
must have her declawed
by animal lover
I am loving this page
So funny i laugh to tears
think of wife then sad
by Anonymous Poet
fell, eh? she.. oh! went
down so hard. thought she had choked,
twas only a gag
her fellas she tricks
makes them go right off their heads....
can't contain themselves ......
(ok it is offbeat maybe even out of whack)
by mel,oh come on now, I know it is bad!
Move right then move left
leather chair won't make another
rich rude sound again
by just bean
dark brown stain in back
faint yellow stain the front
wash boxers tonight
by slovenone
I nearly died, i
escaped the vaccuum of
big fat nostrils
by Anonymous Poet
i like beer alot
it makes me glad when i'm not
except when it's hot
by Beer Bitch
I like beer alot.
It makes me glad when I'm not
Except when it's hot.
by Drunk Girl
sorry can't help it
haiku has a sleeper hold
send this bad verse? yup
by cathode inspired of australia
reaching for the sky
unrepentent canopy
soon so much woodchip
by ash
light jazz bitch at work
her large ass is leaving soon
crank up ministry
by bruce
good one rant! ketchup
haiku has to be the best
bad haiku ever++++
by anonymoose
here I submit Haik!
might as do, there's nothing to
READ! nothing I like!
by Miss Everything
Burt Reynolds is God
Chewing Gum, Moustache,Glory
That's some fine Chest Hair.
by Slug
The Japanese make
wonderful sex toys which you
can buy on eBay.
by Windsong who hain't had sex for a year
Sex with my wife
Is it really worth the trouble?
No, I'll just spank it.
by Anonymous Poet
had to
Wasabi revenge
my ass feels like the back end
of the Batmobile!!!
by Rant
Carry some whisky
in case of snake bite. Also,
Carry a small snake
by Rant of Near East
If you need Ketchup
shake the bottle. None will come
and then a lot'll
by Rant of Near East
How much Haiku can
people shovel out of shit?
That's where I get mine :)
by Grog of Seattle
soft knock on the door
at last! -- eyes widen, then a smile
your breath matches mine
your arrival gift
chocolate covered cherry
all night to enjoy
by studboy of TX
Life on Tatooine
Moisture vaporator hell
Just one more season
by Tom Webster of UK
Man that is just gross
You laugh at my tender bum
MAY YOU MUD FAUCET
by Solace of MI
spoonfeed the burn hole
stuff it with beans, they drip out
shorten the journey
by Drophammer
Truth in these moments
I had refried beans for lunch
My poor misused hole
by Solace of MI
Priest action figure
New in stores, excessively
gay drink included.
by Saint
Sean had to do it
But somebody already
Set up us the bomb...
by Cats
I poke at Saint and
Solace, leaving myself wide
Open to their flames
by Drophammer
Hello gentlemen!
All your base are belong to us!
I had to do it.....
by Sean-O of Rhode Island
Now in toy stores! New!
The Solace action figure
With pink ballet shoes!
by Drophammer
insipid cold verse
soothing the imbecile and
poking out his eyes
by Drophammer
dance the lambada
with my pants full of veggies
until my cuke pops
by sango orangutango
Tarot cards or no
you will not be bludgeoned by
a blue-assed monkey
by Rant of Near East
Pansy piss bucket
He drives the car pool today
We're going to hell
by Solace of MI
i like a big ass,
shaking, turning to and fro
Come sit on my face.
by The game of DC
I know who flung poo
The man with the stinky hands
He has a firm grip
by Solace of MI
sango likes the goo
but the goo slot is congealed
into the cheese slot
by Drophammer
drip, drip, drip, all night.
It keeps me up tonight, not
the faucet; my ass
by Saint
inside the goo slot
Paulo's pounding pud plunged pink
skin slick with sex slime
by sango orangutango
Phlegm, if said right,
Should be two strong syllables
instead of just one.
by Nan who is old enough to know better... of NJ
get the great new toy
a Saint action figure with
whack action button
by Drophammer
golly! i hope that
wasn't aimed at me because
it is still coming
by mellie, so in australia golly is just that, a big bit of phlegm
they say that shaft is
a bad mutha, shut yo mouth
i'm talkin bout shaft
a complicated
man, no one understands
him but his woman
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
color copier:
noun: fantastic piece of shit
we'd like to destroy
by thegrue of down the hell from hola
