My growling bowel!
Is Spock in there with Granny!
Captain Kirk approves!

Spock with the long ears
or Spock into baby shit?
Spock's name is "Cock Spock".

What was Spock's first name?
Was it Henry? William? Ed?
His name was Bob Spock.

Juke Joint Jezebel
Be my sister salvation
For my cremation

I have failed in my intention to remain 5-7-5
I had eight syllables with the sly Mr. Spock
and now, I see no reason to refrain
for that matter, why 3 lines?
I am in HAIKU HELL!!!

Granny got a cock
beat the clock, knock knock, Mr. Spock
beam aboard the cock

View this talent lack
l write again and again:
Granny has a cock.

So back to asses,
Drip mustard, catsup, jelly!
So much food in there!

Transgendered Granny,
Sad, becocked, senior matron!
May she rest in peace!

To quote Solace here:
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! No more
about granny's cock!

Johnny Cash! Fire Ass!
Dixie Chicks! Dicks on Chicks!
Granny has a cock!

say god god god god
say tan satan satan say
god god god say tan

wailin' Waylon sang
sally was a god old girl
no, she don't think twice

Nat, Em and Marie
the sweet dixie chicks, as grandma's,
might take turns as cocks

granny in stirrups!
gynecologic surprise!
granny has a cock!

Shredded and tattered
my ass turned inside out, it
looks like jellyfish

country and western
what's this country coming to
grandma has a cock

" i went down, down, down
and the flames they went higher
and it burns, burns, burns...."

Gastric disaster
Johnny Cash sang "ring of fire"
I know his meaning

My scrotum is scream
toenail rip retard nostril
I think moe approves!

Dubya's new buddy
Eugene Hickok was just here
Came to say bye-bye

and all they found was
two ass-holes jumping thru each
other: bored with the theme

No longer I AP
I post bad Granny haiku
Now I have a name

new millenium
enlighten my CRT
bourgeois washroom scrawl

Homoerotic!
Fantastic, bedicked Grannny
listens to Sade!

but coupled with the
other things I mentioned here
GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY!

hey now! a man may
like Sade, and not be gay
so back away, eh?

SADE IS GRANNY!
How could you defile Granny!
And she plays with what?

Listens to Sade,
Fruity drink, flowery prose
need I say more Priest?

I hold on for life -
exercising right to free speech,
no silencing my ass.

Sade plays softly,
"This is no ordinary love,
no ordinary love."

in a can marked SPANN
processed granny like meat tubes
in thick granny sauce

have a tongue sandwich
dripping granny's ass mustard
ketchup optional

More gross than a kiss
from granny's old lips when you
feel her tongue instead

Thoroughly grossed out.
ass catsup is just too much.
Think I'll go make lunch.

This must be mustard
dripping fom my gaping ass
grandma has the clap

Grandma has ketchup
enough to support the village
Mangles grandpa's meat.

What ass hot dog would
not be complete without
side of ass relish

Wide gaping maw of ass
Dripping, dangling, spitting up,
Supports small village.

ass ketchup slathered
on my buns, slide the weenie
in, extra cheese, please

Made big, hige mistake
broken light bulbs within me
I drip ass ketchup

blast furnace ass knobs
punctured pustules soaking shorts
until the butt rots

With this haiku
I now present a song to
the tune of dreidle


Cumin Cumin Cumin
you're kept in jars of clay
Cumin Cumin Cumin
we all think S. is gay.

I bring to you spice
That will make all your friends think
you love cock in ass

Drophammer coats walls
With his wide rectal spectrum
The third coat today.

Beware, yon Solace
I perform cuminoscopies
On C. Lord's lost souls.

I'll remove your spice
Take your beloved cumin
Leave you only salt.

A pinch of cumin,
rosemary, a nick o'thyme.
Grandma cooks a cock.

Sumer is a cumin in...
Loudly sings the butt cork song
Grandma is a cock.

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