a christian witch I
think I am or this confused
seeker of times and old
obcessions mixed with
empathy, rage, sadness, joy
always faith, and loss

my new boss is male
he's s0o0o chauvinist piggish
his dress code -no slacks

for women, that is
for men, no shorts are the rule
and nothing fuchsia!

sorry about that, the server screwed up

blind mice, see them run
through the corporate mazes
no cheese at the end

bloody knife awaits
gee, freudian or what, huh?
she cuts off their tails

blind mice, see them run
through the corporate mazes
no cheese at the end

bloody knife awaits
gee, freudian or what, huh?
she cuts off their tails

horrid poetry
keeps getting horrider yet
when will the shit quit?

your word is like dust
blasphemy is your ticket
train crash forever

goodhaiku.com?
oh webmaster of this site
laughing to himself

A beautiful day
a cesspool of bad, haikus
why can't you be good?

Claritin enchains
drug pushing doctors are slaves
my nose is runny

beating against ground
heart injured and no repair
footsteps on a cloud

Gentle lady talks
Phone rings and the rage begins
Tech support is hell!

Gentle lady talks
Phone rings and the rage begins
Tech support is hell!

Paper buries me.
Words and numbers without end
Grog want to DESTROY!!!

Says Mary Magdalene,
"Jesus, me love you long time."
Jesus had a cock.

Very busy day
much work around me, well that
and cleaning my ass

I eat the dead cow
It is rotten and lumpy
Oh the big lard. Fin.

this is so strange here
where are all the wonder boys?
saint, drop, praying man

that's priest, not mantis.
solace is mount madonna
such beautiful words

where's anonymous
poet ash,moxie's missing
no more grog, I thirst

Where are my dear friends
Gently posting winds of ass
And puddles of taint?

i stroke endlessly
my penis becomes raw and
everyone gets wet

fear my peckersnot!
contaminated with the dank!
chum chum bow wow UNF!

highnoon@Hainan
I spy with my little eye
something beginning

you need a plunger:
perhaps even remove bung:
or just eat prunes, mate

I like the red ones
But not the ones with speckles
They're watermelon

I plugged the toilet
Drove in from Winemucca
Didn't shit this morning

He arose aroused.
touched her libidinous neck
bit lightly, and dreampt

only new condoms
the choirboy told me so
insert fingers here

spinning then slipping
resounding crack on landing
sharp ensuing howl

eyes glazed with ointment
it's not good when their arms swell
or so they tell me

grey bedrock ridgeback
undulates through the landscape
clad in moss and leaves

a crease or a fold
can never be taken back
paper's memory

now they come again
with their cold steel and dead eyes
she hears the footsteps

this man gets no love
lonliness is not the key
theyr'e better off dead

spring break, sleep: good things
return to school, planes: bad things
this, that: no matter

i cannot count now
way too much booze in system
now i am the fool

right hand beats off
time to clean up the big spill
before people see

Cobra snake necktie.
Yikes! George Thorogood is nuts.
Snakes really scare me.

pettiness exists
inside those who cannot see
one's own Viagra

Eh there, what the fuck?
The last haiku posted here
gets seen all Sunday!

Mellie gets to win
the honor of being the
top haiku dog gal.

so cheerio Cliff
drizzling of rum on crushed ice
happy little sips

just so much hot air
all that talk at kyoto
switch on the aircon

Serbian haiku.
Shit's hard enough without that
diasbility!

Let it go, Solbey!
Do your damndest bad haiku.
Grandma has a cock!

i am drunk now and
my vaime is loaded who can
be seen from window?

i respect shitty
poets they remind me of
my drunken father

i am not sure what
i should do, so i will leave
it to bad haiku

Sorry ass haiku
Really has too many fuckin syllables.
Bad haiku is really really fuckin good.
Granny has a cock!

my dumbass computer
matches my sorry excuse
of a boyfriend

Distant redneck roar.
Stock car racing starts tonight.
Their Grannies have cocks.

No Haiku shortage.
Put your brain on fuckin' hold.
Grandma has a cock!