what a burning pain!
be sure to ask your doctor
about new Valtrex

stock options worthless
no range rover for you now
eat shit dot-commer

Us politics?
republicans go to war.......
democrates get blown

He haikus real good,
better than I can haiku
What's the prize, Dubya?

I saw Madonna's
New video Tuesday night.
My God, how she sucks.

You--I love you!-- You
So Crazy, I Think I Wan-
Na Have Yo' Baby...

I'm a Doctor On-
Call; So tired and sleepy
Can't sleep--write Haikus

welcome back sheena
I guess the moths have all left?
and all is now well?

My books pile up like
Mounds of mating tortoises
I need new bookshelves.

Miss Everything's Haiku
made me have to toss off
before eating lunch.

"not right in the head"
a sign around my neck so
people know to watch

NASDAQ ends with Q.
You warthog faced buffoon, you!
Insult me? No more!

look ash, quality
falling off some more: just like
NASDAC - hear them roar!

locker room ass bomb
someone let one rip away
bad gym etiquette

Watch punctuation!
Commas and semicolon
colostomy bag.

Watch punctuation!
Commas and semicolon
colostomy bag.

Flowered poetry.
Smiley faced bad haiku.
No long words allowed.

foot and mouth burns bright
moo cow festers twilight
bugger king hazey

Are those tennis balls?
No, they are my testicles
Is that your racket?

Anal Chuggling
rectum vibrating from such
gross acts of taboo

Profound bad haiku
Made to test my inetellect.
Shit sonnets now rule.

quality down, ash?
oo, like you noticed just now!
toast Miss E and friend.

re-puke-lickin's led
the way of poo, you all fall-
lowed suit - oh, so cute!

problem not the plane
in China, it's the bull in
stolen elections

we saw the lies that
said little boys choose first boy
of the dead kingdom

and we said we must
be blind to that, we must be
proud of shit always

centerfuge spinning
Harry hangs on for dear life
bowels trailing aft

inviting wetness
ripe oasis of love
i'm falling in deep

twice upon a time
that same thing happens again
history repeats

promote my privates
after they become major -
generalia ?

where is this heading ?
quality is going down
like contributors

Mellie, a dead dog?
Been there, suffered thru the pain.
So sorry, really.

gaping hole ready.
Trafalgar's black plastic shroud.
gone to dog heaven.

Let's clear the air here.
three days twenty-four air men,
closure critical

Chilly in China.
I spy with my lettle eye
something beginning

assholes exit here
get out of my fucking face
thats what time it is

I see Mr. T
On Missouri Title Loan
Commercial. Poor fool.

po eats the pretzels
but they make him feel thirsty
Ying tong iddle I...

Miss Everything's Nude Plunge
c 4699 by the author

here it is the EPIC
"Miss E's Nude Plunge" from haikus
#8530 - #8510 (excluding #8514)

Miss Everything's Nude Plunge

the latest thrill in
the skies, it's a logical
distension to fuck

to sky-dive naked
in tandem: from mile-high to
fall in luf/fuc-ked

meet my buff lover,
Raul, and my friends in the
club: help us prepare

fem oriented
strip me, and frigging freshen
my wet slit in prep

feel my beautiful
breasts, complimentary felt
by on-lickers, yeah!

male preferences
strip him, and in succor raise
and harden his joint

curious fondling,
tickling hard-nut scrotum
and exciting meat

the pretty succor
who firms my resolve needs must
help counter fear

for the chuteless plunge
out of the plane is enough
to shrink endurance

and the sweet face that
sucks on my pussy, makes me
ready to envelope,

my lover's penis.
he comes in from behind - then
we dive out the plane

he clings while I spread
out to the wind, the updraft -
that suspends the soul...

high in the blue rush
he grips my hung breasts as we
are flung like a thrust

furiously fucking
to forget fright, to reach height
of orgone in flight

angels... I carus...
knew not such delight, the might
to not fall out tight

though I come, I can't
churn or curl; I must maintain
position and cunt

to keep him inside
and delay our discent so
his ticker to ride...

can come in me like
lightening and spurt out of me
like sleet, white hot snow

swooping preditor
in thunderpussy galore
such fuck I adore

gripping her breasts as
they billow with breath, kicking
our legs in a fuck

oops, I fell out, her
slit starts to whistle and I
grow too limp to plug

we'll have to try it
some other time, if we can
survive this plunge now