I am wearing my
warmish, cozy, cunt scented
edible panties.
by Windsong
Windsong you thrill me
paper mache my penis
soak my nuts in oil
by Thunder Stork
looking at my dick
a cold lump of clay and hair
a small alien
by Thunder Stork
when i meet Ms. Right
i'll tell her, "get in my pants!"
"get the chalupa!"
hot or mild, you ask?
santa fe or the baja?
just eat the clown meat
by boobles the clown
my dear monkeyturd:
you must retype these reports
in 5-7-5 form
by Boss
dear boss:
will there be anything else?
I was getting worried that you might feel
that you hadn't wasted enough of my time today.
by monkeyturd
Meaty Boy? Puzzle.
Does he look like a Big Boy
Only more endowed?
by Drophammer
ravioli man
not quite the superhero
we need here right now
captain celery
and sandwich head, his sidekick
will beat meaty boy
by sango orangutango
I am the chaos
I am the haiku death god
Fantastic poet
by Drophammer
I got a whopper
at Burger King, but I dont
think that was mayo
by Saint
Me and my buddy
Fucked this skank with the stank slit
It was not great fun
by Kackarott
Windsong, I agree
all haiku should be like mine.
What are you wearing?
by Saint
more than once it seems
I am so greedy needy
thirsting for the juice
by mellie
would prefer sucking
at the front not sucking back
I don't see the point
by mellie
would prefer sucking
at the front not sucking back
I don't see the point
by mellie
would prefer sucking
at the front not sucking back
I don't see the point
by mellie
words rhythms beating
or sex or sex orally
for some anally
by mellie
It's not bloody fair!
#1 Haiku about
filling up the FRIDGE!!!!!
It should be about
something crucial, like balls or
cocks or cum or shit!!!!
by Windsong
Electrical tape,
Sonar equipment, yak pelt:
Things my love is like.
by Priest
hey is verbiage
french? veni vidi vici
tabula rasa
by mellie
that latin moves me
roamin' round the pyamids
in medias res
modus vivendi
modus operandi too
O mea culpa
this badhaiku is
complete and utter verbiage
per se pro forma
by mellie, nota bene Marcus Antonius
Sail up Kak Canyon,
Pillow-Biting-Drophammer -
Uphill Gardener
by Saint
Cleopatra loved
to pet and clit-o licktra
meant she'd suck me back
by Anthony
no, I don't butt-fuck
but you do and want to see
everyone like you
by Anthony
Saint, your flame attacks
are misunderstood, and lost
in some bad grammar
by Drophammer
Priest much search elsewhere
after having you Drop, for it's
like sex with a cave
by Saint
Priest is quite turgid
Swollen Saint-seeking missile
Finds its mark. Entry!
by Drophammer
Saint finds glorious
repose, bent over, waiting
for plunging man-meat
by Drophammer
but enough about
Grandma, she's been so silly
cocked, hands in her pants
by Drophammer
Horizon swallows
glowing solar thunder storm.
Grandma has a cock.
by ap
we need to leave by
seven thirty to find a
parking place over there
unless we walk but
it's in the math science part
near rlm hall
by Anonymous Poet
screaming and flailing
thrusting pelvises surround
slick with sweat, unclench!
by Drophammer
sheer pulsing image
haiku that's shocking, subtle
where have you gone to
by Drophammer
how many more sleeps
tell the bunny comes frothing?
hope his name is Buck
by mellie
Cleo liked it lots
happened too much in the end
O an asp not arse
by mellie
Anthony likes it in the butt
by Anonymous Poet
I know a girl Liz
She sticks da cross where fish live
"I see the light, Christ"
by Anonymous Poet of In mi pussy
I know a girl Liz
by Anonymous Poet
Tiny Penises
Look like Lincoln Logs in heat
I can not feel shit
by J about K of 3rd floor
no sweeter music
G major and Cminor
together symphonic
play variations
the same theme keeps returning
no sweeter music
by mellie
My left hand fingers
strive for exquisite release...
I cum at my desk.
by Windsong
Pink dress stiffening
as the female cum hardens
into a thick paste.
by Windsong
Warm ejaculate
dripping down my legs after
e-mail sex encounter.
by Windsong
In my solitude...
bliss is a warm vibrator
set to medium.
by Windsong
v major minor
practicing arpeggios
fingers finding key
by mellie
procrastination
my timeless fascination
it's not too late yet
by VerbaLizer of NYC
snow falling outside
causes me to reminisce
i jerk off slowly
by Thunder Stork
A man was selfish
With my emtions and heart
Anger made me cheat
by cheatin' heart of Hartford
thank you for the real
haiku sunset screaming guy
better than bad froth!
by Anonymous Poet
lets make the ditch work
i will spend some time at bill's
product support page
by Anonymous Poet
