waiting since Friday
anonymous congress
iron works and stubbs

poet was missing
it's a waterloo ice house
rise up it's sunday

Joy in madness found
Life in scared bravery
Sense does not exist

dreams can true
though they won't be found in you

Take my WASPish nuts
and I'll run to the bank with this
We buried Hitler

The rich aren't rich, lib...
If they are dead in spirit
and the path to hell
it's quite a yellow
brick road paved with blood

"poems" from beneath the
white Outhouse (9130-9128)prove
old-american worse that unamerican

posthumously a-
warded vermin are no bet-
ter than their victims?

postumous justice
is a disgrace to all but
the mortal remains.

I didn't already
know, for it's universally
humorous uncertainty.

for the future to stand
corrected the richest fools
complete the food chains

eat the rich, serve the
plants, shut your butts, and feed your
brai-ai-ai-ai-ains!

Emptiness is this
void you fill with hate, or love
Live, damn it or else...

insert race here to
blame for your own problems?
He died for you so
you don't have this excuse anymore

Don't like Klan talk...
we're all mutts in America
Satan is using you...

I just CAN'T wake up
to bad syllablication!
It ain't fair, I tell yah!

Thursday is Maundy,
Friday is Good - what, pray tell,
is this Saturday??

good to see
other racists like me
fuck isreal

This is getting boring
Wrong number of syllables
Who Cares? So Sue me

This Haiku is bad
Yes it's just that horrible
Stop reading it now

I am sleepy now
My Head falls onto keyboard
I should get some sleep

brother abel was slain
by cain who was quite jealous
very bad marriage

oh look -- it's a feh!
cry me a river of snot
your nose feels better

rain in spain, canal
panama is south of here
how do you get there?

it's immaculate
that i was born without sin
bear a son named Jesus

the circles of hell --
well, what in the hell are they?
how do you get there?

she circled a word
'romance' in dictionary
how did he find it?

odd misheard lyric:
wait - i've got a naked plate
really: new complaint

bright red nail polish
makes me feel safe and happy
but it chips too soon

what are you saying?
of course i did not inhale
read my lips, okay?

the current tenant
of the white house is sadly
a republican

damn green party votes
nader boy took away votes
kiss my white ass, nader

darth nader screwed al
the dark side triumphs again
gore in the toilet

voters like the truth
"yes, i invented the web"
say your prayers, al

mary knew joseph
pathogenetically
holy ghost, that's odd

could be logical
particularistic'ly
theological

educated breath
offending not this cowboy.
Get along, doggies

my heart weeps for boo
who is most obviously
bitter, sad and anguished

your forsook lover
probably wonders the same
thing every fuck thing

three stooges of Zerr
got haiku's name wrong and their
own. Larry? Curly?

who said "W" son of
former prez, the other was
lee harvey oswald

any other poets
in austin without any plans
for good friday night?

What the hell is this
site about, all I know is
Haku's a wrestler!

Today is Friday
the Thirteenth, yet it is Good!
I am so confused?????

We watch on tv
the answers to life's mysteries
and gain a view of
that's all, that's all...
throwing spitballs, laughing till
the flood comes full pour...

working a half day
wondering why my lover
forsook me on fri

Did not mean repost
Gigantic shvonz my browser
is! Big, big penis...

Receptical for
This verbal diarrhea
Considers the source

addictive pursuit
albatross around my neck
UP YOURS, bad haiku!

Receptical for
This verbal diarrhea
Considers the source

addictive pursuit
albatross around my neck
UP YOURS, bad haiku!

Hanging out is cool
especially on a Friday
Good for eating prawns

Almost a grandma
the cock just keeps on crowing
music to my ears

for earth to live, death
by californication
fall back on white curse

death is energized
and greed is placated - don't
californicate!

repeating sucks, re-
peating sucks, repeating sucks:
holy assholes all