wrap it up sometimes
dust to matzos, dust to wafers
sleep awaits as does caffiene

she forgot to pee
caused herself embarrasement
a golden moment

Scorpio men as
far as I can tell are too much
sometimes, I'm sorry about that

I wish there were that
age of Aquarius but
it's that damn Satan to me

she's alright, angel type
watching out for us all
be not left behind

being bi and again
if it is all in the empty mind
but a long void

whole 23 naked skidoo...
a whole mess of label urges
Rush Limbaugh too young
one section of society...
is he good or evil or does he matter
or does Al Franken for that matter

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
a GAPING hole was left there
she hit it too soon

shoot the deer...
bloody rampage like so many
demons, stormtroopers, robots
violence is a lust for blood
gospel of Star Wars

The need to not be there anymore
to leave home is to cut the silver cord
and leave your goddess alone

If you could stop and
my poem could do something
Wall Street, get behind me you Mammon

busting for a root
in he comes and grinds away
leaving gaing hole

that's the EKG report
four volumes of worry
your son is 27 god damn it

Killed a damn squirrel today
on that road to Camden
and I got a major chill in that
mom still doesn't understand
having a "life" on line

barking up wrong tree
absolutely spitting chips
was cut down to size

wife takes estrogen
and I take a cold shower.
never pass a fuck.

damn i'm getting old.
arthritis, heartburn, name it.
but my hair persists.

big badda boom
pum poo lumpy pie
eat your underwear

meet girl on the internet
fuck suck stick something in her but
I love msn chat room

I just had the trots
and farted slimey juice in my pants
my employer did not like

vodka and red bull,
great at the time but leads to
sore head in morning

cups of tea alone
don't fool my stomach, it knows
it has not been fed

sent it one haiku
sign said, "no display" back to
send, and got two through

don't know my own stench

some syllables, few lines
no meaning, not poetry, not nearly
haiku - besides "bad",

what didn't you understand?

some syllables, few lines
no meaning, not poetry, not nearly
haiku - besides "bad",

what didn't you understand?

Holy retarded
Haiku, Batman! Go back to:
"You want fries with that?"

Bubbling softly inside
Fearful face outside
Damn, what a cool bong

Flaming debris falls slowly down
Red licks the building
Holy fuck I

If we could breathe under sea
And swim like the fish
We

I feel cold slip over my toes
Big hole in my sock...
Getting bigger as we speak

Bitter feelings run in me
Fingers all wet now
Got hand in way while pissing

I find this beef tastes like goat
Strange tacos they have here
That

Tracy, hope I did
not bring you down. Friday night,
and two days 'thout work!!!!!

Hoppity hop
goes Marcus the bouncing bunny.
Chubby, Chubby, Chub.

Hot dogs to vapor
very possible to do
he ate more than you

What happens when you
have to poop, and then somthing
pops? I would worry.

my cat is purring
i'm licking his sour asshole
then my wife walks in

My workplace has rules
for forming line in kitchen
it so makes me laugh

On the other hand,
Reciting "Dead Parrot Sketch"
Cheers me the hell up.

venting never works
for me; i talk rage, sadness,
but they are still here.

if you're jonesing for
a screw. Baby come and sit
on my skin statue

lassie go home, now
if you were only sassy
lassy - to give bone

A box of memories
Glad to share
Put me in there

Bark woof bow wow bark
Bow wow woof woof bark bark bark
woof bark bow wow woof

That's a 10-4, boo
or should I say 4-20?
Corral Reefer HO!

you know ships sail on
e-mocean here, without hemp
sails to catch the wind.

puny plans evolve
on brains of critics; no thanks
needed, argue well.

If I was a ship
I'd sail on your emotion
ocean tidal wave

Lets go to Quebec
somebody has to speak up
bring your attitude