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Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
superduperman!
see my sky-diving naked
haiku for answer

heehee (#8530 etc.)
Haiku # 9604 April 25, 2001 12:42 am ET
by Miss Everything
hm? hot cyber rolls?
better than the rejection
of my hot crossed buns
Haiku # 9603 April 24, 2001 11:52 pm ET
by Miss Everything
hm? hot cyber rollsw?
better than the rejection
of my hot crossed buns
Haiku # 9602 April 24, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by Miss Everything
I did "me" till her
cousin came in, so I did
them, as cyber rolls.
Haiku # 9601 April 24, 2001 11:49 pm ET
by Miss Everything
superboy flying
naked with supergirl. They
spun out of control.

What happened? After
they hit the ground, how did he
explain it to her?
Haiku # 9600 April 24, 2001 11:45 pm ET
by Superduperman
Oh, I am much so
Single, white, bored and not earthed
grounded in Frazetta
Haiku # 9599 April 24, 2001 6:04 pm ET
by Moxie of egad
To live as I do
is within limits I could leave
but fear to, when done

I shall lift that glass
like a living idol, to some
small comfort of peace
Haiku # 9598 April 24, 2001 6:03 pm ET
by Moxie of roast the heretics...with a martini toast
Last night I had a
no wait, that wasn't me or
a sex location
Haiku # 9597 April 24, 2001 5:56 pm ET
by Moxie of submission
I shit a fat log
representative of how
big a man I am.
Haiku # 9596 April 24, 2001 2:52 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
"Lewd I did live" is
what I say to you only
"evil did I dwel"
Haiku # 9595 April 24, 2001 2:20 pm ET
by Optional
our simian kin
resent this relationship
DNA. Who cares?
Haiku # 9594 April 24, 2001 12:22 pm ET
by ap
my real name is ap
which is short for A P E
99 % chimp
Haiku # 9593 April 24, 2001 12:17 pm ET
by ap
she emails me smiles.
yee-haw. New relationships
can be so much fun.
Haiku # 9592 April 24, 2001 12:17 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
I called her last night.
we danced on words like white clouds.
Oh, here comes the Sun.

I'm only human
I need love. She might see this.
Splendid moment truth.
Haiku # 9591 April 24, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Yes, I know it's weird
But sometimes it is useful
To have cheese that bleeds
Haiku # 9590 April 24, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I could only look
At another man like you
If he had those pants
Haiku # 9589 April 24, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I didn't know that
And thank God that you told me
Death Ray set to stun
Haiku # 9588 April 24, 2001 11:57 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
You caused me to smile
And sit back in the car seat
Man that guy was pissed!
Haiku # 9587 April 24, 2001 11:54 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I just can't stand you
Peering over my shoulder
While I try to poop.
Haiku # 9586 April 24, 2001 11:50 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
thank you for last night
i will get a larger bed
for the other room
Haiku # 9585 April 24, 2001 11:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
check date four fifteen
deposit date four twenty
damn the i r s
Haiku # 9584 April 24, 2001 11:39 am ET
by original annonymous
You are still with me
I feel you close
And the siren sounds
Haiku # 9583 April 24, 2001 11:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
You are still with me
I feel you close
And the siren sounds
Haiku # 9582 April 24, 2001 11:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
she screams and yodels,
pornflick actress hamlet gal.
where do i get one?
Haiku # 9581 April 24, 2001 10:55 am ET
by ap
profoundly disturbed
pathologically absurd
dead becocked granny
Haiku # 9580 April 24, 2001 10:23 am ET
by ap
where have you been saint?
we must meet and have a beer
you name the place mate
Haiku # 9579 April 24, 2001 10:19 am ET
by mellie
what is there to know ?
it remains a mystery
the harder you search


Haiku # 9578 April 24, 2001 10:04 am ET
by ash
Weird haikus here
I need not know of older
people's genitals
Haiku # 9577 April 24, 2001 8:56 am ET
by Saint
ya gotta do it
whatever ya gotta do
is what ya gotta
Haiku # 9576 April 24, 2001 8:05 am ET
by ash
azure autumn air
impending change of seasons
axiomatic
Haiku # 9575 April 24, 2001 8:04 am ET
by ash
good onya digger
blast me with ya bugle mate
at the dawn service
Haiku # 9574 April 24, 2001 6:41 am ET
by mellie
my name is Mellie
I am a cyber-slut without
qualification
Haiku # 9573 April 24, 2001 4:21 am ET
by mellie
we shall remember
at the rising of the sun
and when going down
Haiku # 9572 April 24, 2001 3:34 am ET
by ash
lest we forget this
tomorrow is anzac day
we must remember
Haiku # 9571 April 24, 2001 1:56 am ET
by mellie
verisimilar
story: autopsy revealed
grandpa had a cunt
Haiku # 9570 April 24, 2001 1:50 am ET
by mellie
ah, sixty-nine to
have and to hold: servitude
and pride. Genitals!
Haiku # 9569 April 24, 2001 12:53 am ET
by Miss Everything
No, wowzer! don't get
involved; let me have the next
sexy one to suck!
Haiku # 9568 April 24, 2001 12:51 am ET
by Miss Everything
the nick said... so I
said, "don't you have a country
to run into the...

GROUND! tomorrow? Go to bed!"
Haiku # 9567 April 24, 2001 12:49 am ET
by wowzer
seventeen silly
balls, one for each year I've been
but not doing it
Haiku # 9566 April 24, 2001 12:45 am ET
by MissEverything
ah sixty-nine gets
close, if I just masticate
silly balls awhile
Haiku # 9565 April 24, 2001 12:44 am ET
by Miss Everything
Was it a boner?
If she hung herself for fun
She'd bone up and pop
Haiku # 9564 April 23, 2001 10:31 pm ET
by Paver
to our great surprise
we discovered at autopsy
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 9563 April 23, 2001 10:02 pm ET
by ash
my real name is ash
i am trained as a doctor
how profound is that ?
Haiku # 9562 April 23, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by ash
Haiku # 9561 April 23, 2001 9:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what would grandpa have?
a vagina and womb?
or just a spore thing
Haiku # 9560 April 23, 2001 8:37 pm ET
by Moxie of if a man gave birth...
high maintenance, she.
uneducated, verbose.
but her tits are great.
Haiku # 9559 April 23, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by ap
welbutrin, paxil.
nortriptylene, elavil.
get with the program.
Haiku # 9558 April 23, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by ap
trivial pursuit
of carnal satisfaction
baby you look great.
Haiku # 9557 April 23, 2001 7:51 pm ET
by ap
transcendence, glory
illumination and grace.
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 9556 April 23, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by ap
exceptional tools
are deep contemplation
and meditation skills.

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Haiku # 9555 April 23, 2001 7:44 pm ET
by ap