Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
common as arseholes
bible-bashing bastards are
I said burn the book!
Haiku # 9995 May 3, 2001 11:53 am ET
by mellie
Prone to judgement
The Pharisee Damned as Jesus rose from the Dead
the worst of hypocrisy
Haiku # 9994 May 3, 2001 11:52 am ET
by Moxie
wait... this is not shorn
scrotum fettish dot com! please
ignore all my posts
Haiku # 9993 May 3, 2001 11:52 am ET
by impro
If I did commit suicide
I would be the only one to blame
and to blame others
try A. Alvarez Study of Suicide...
go do some macrame and a hail mary, lad...
Haiku # 9992 May 3, 2001 11:51 am ET
by Moxie
Suicide is eternal
No chance for redemption
Those who desire it of others
are dead in spirit...as they breathe
Haiku # 9991 May 3, 2001 11:50 am ET
by Moxie
i am here right now
soon this will be below me
and i'll write some more
Haiku # 9990 May 3, 2001 11:49 am ET
by ash
That is suicide
but, afterwards I would wander
forever in hell
if you killed yourself Ash
would you euologize yourself as you did me?
Haiku # 9989 May 3, 2001 11:49 am ET
by Moxie
prone to impulses
the new corpse had left a note
blaming someone else
Haiku # 9988 May 3, 2001 11:48 am ET
by ash
To be too much
is not good
Why do you want to burn Bibles?
Haiku # 9987 May 3, 2001 11:48 am ET
by PX
Almost to 10000
So why have I had to fight
You all here
for really, nothing
This is below me, this is below you
Ash, join me in my macrame...
Haiku # 9986 May 3, 2001 11:47 am ET
by Moxie
Keep going proud Libran
What's you're deeper reason
Do you really want me dead literally
as I feel inside?
Haiku # 9985 May 3, 2001 11:46 am ET
by Moxie
grandpa has a cunt
we always call her grandma
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 9984 May 3, 2001 11:45 am ET
by mellie
ah, fingers flexing
return reruns of silly
ad homs and insults
Haiku # 9983 May 3, 2001 11:44 am ET
by impro
You flee
because you fear
I have boogers on my arm, amen
Haiku # 9982 May 3, 2001 11:44 am ET
by Wait...
neither learned nor taste
you amuse only yourself
go do macram
Haiku # 9981 May 3, 2001 11:43 am ET
by ash
Just a bit of supply
We are ready to go
get a new job and a new life
Haiku # 9980 May 3, 2001 11:43 am ET
by PX
ap is now gone.
i enjoyed the bad haiku.
the nut is too much.

ash, mellie, saint, priest,
betty la bomb, yes, even boo.
bye bye bye bye bye
Haiku # 9979 May 3, 2001 11:42 am ET
by ap
I wear my heart on
my sleeve... no wait that is just
some dried-up boogers
Haiku # 9978 May 3, 2001 11:42 am ET
by impro
Ox with a sting
Really is an odd thing
Gored and poisoned at times
Haiku # 9977 May 3, 2001 11:41 am ET
by Moxie
Please stop writing poems
to hurt and I won't either
it's below us all
Haiku # 9976 May 3, 2001 11:40 am ET
by Moxie
Moment of silence
for a waterbuffalo
who met the lion
Haiku # 9975 May 3, 2001 11:40 am ET
by impro
Moxie is a learned
taste, which is why so many hate it
till they get used to it
Haiku # 9974 May 3, 2001 11:39 am ET
by Moxie
listen to the sound
of one hand smacking your face
and tell me your thoughts
Haiku # 9973 May 3, 2001 11:39 am ET
by impro
The people who insult
and when I do, get nowhere
get somewhere
Jackman...
Haiku # 9972 May 3, 2001 11:38 am ET
by Moxie
She's Moriarty
to my Sherlock Jones or a
bullet to my jack
Haiku # 9971 May 3, 2001 11:37 am ET
by impro
On giving a shit
Literally it can be a
business run by bulls
Haiku # 9970 May 3, 2001 11:37 am ET
by Moxie
what's that dreadful smell ?
it must be moxie flamb
Haiku # 9969 May 3, 2001 11:36 am ET
by ash
A rant can be a
haiku, lad, i suppose if
I rant to 5/7/5
Haiku # 9968 May 3, 2001 11:36 am ET
by Moxie
Mellie, why do you want to burn a Bible?
Haiku # 9967 May 3, 2001 11:34 am ET
by Moxie
is this the rant page?
no? rant on the rant page please.
haikulation here.
Haiku # 9966 May 3, 2001 11:34 am ET
by ap
You just don't know me
You know, face to face
you could really truely hurt me
or really speak meaning, not type it
it's just nothing really, words...
Haiku # 9965 May 3, 2001 11:34 am ET
by Moxie
I think I'm being stalked
by a lion now
and why is ap obcessed with wanking?
is he single
Haiku # 9964 May 3, 2001 11:33 am ET
by Moxie
Thanks, Mox, but if I
gave a shit, you'd be the first
I would give it to.
Haiku # 9963 May 3, 2001 11:32 am ET
by impro
Insults lead nowhere
But explaining does now see
Here's a Pabst
Haiku # 9962 May 3, 2001 11:32 am ET
by Moxie of gratzi, ash, I'm still batshit
lions do not count
they are prowling for their prey
sometimes they miss too
Haiku # 9961 May 3, 2001 11:31 am ET
by mellie
i do not need form
though the uninformed should know
haiku is haiku
Haiku # 9960 May 3, 2001 11:30 am ET
by ash
reduce your wanking.
suboptimization of
sexual desire.
Haiku # 9959 May 3, 2001 11:30 am ET
by ap
wave off the insult
that's below you apAsh
get on my cloud of Hell
Haiku # 9958 May 3, 2001 11:29 am ET
by Moxie
the comfy bed calls
what care i for repart
Haiku # 9957 May 3, 2001 11:28 am ET
by ash
Why do you need form?
Does not formlessness make the
vase useful at all?
Haiku # 9956 May 3, 2001 11:28 am ET
by Moxie
moxie prescription:
visit your therapist, now.
take your lithium.
Haiku # 9955 May 3, 2001 11:28 am ET
by ap
Here's a Pabst...
Haiku # 9954 May 3, 2001 11:26 am ET
by Moxie
this libran can spell
although sometimes i can't count
but i spit okay
Haiku # 9953 May 3, 2001 11:26 am ET
by ash
Why would you burn
a holy book? How
would a Muslim feel if I burned her
Qu'ran? in front of her
but I didn't give regard to how you felt
He died for us all...no excuse for Moxie's sin now
Haiku # 9952 May 3, 2001 11:25 am ET
by Moxie
what else shall we burn
witches? It is a good book
it is how you see it
Haiku # 9951 May 3, 2001 11:23 am ET
by Moxie
i've done it that time
one too many syllables
how can i go on?
Haiku # 9950 May 3, 2001 11:23 am ET
by ash
Proud Librans are creul
Kind Librans can heal
Even the darkest Scorpion
Haiku # 9949 May 3, 2001 11:22 am ET
by Moxie
It's not a good book
toss bible on bonfire
watch burning ashes
Haiku # 9948 May 3, 2001 11:22 am ET
by mellie
It was Beltaine...
But the fire, she is still
And it is maleness being expressed...
Haiku # 9947 May 3, 2001 11:22 am ET
by Moxie
no idea at all
regarding my existence
merely conjecture
Haiku # 9946 May 3, 2001 11:22 am ET
by ash