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27 Years, 178 Days and 77086 Haiku later...

jewel's strange choice of fuel
proves, in the end, not to work
bile just doesn't burn
Haiku # 23540, November 25, 2002 12:29 pm ET
by scott of haiku 500
coming up on jewel
i hear "ppfft ppfft ppfft ppfft ppfft"
hope she gets that fixed
Haiku # 23539, November 25, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by scott of haiku 500

kenneth extension
anyone remember him?
see ya, old timer
Haiku # 23538, November 25, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by scott of haiku 500
with my helmet on,
a thumbs up from my pit crew,
full throttle haiku!
Haiku # 23537, November 25, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by scott of haiku 500
waves disrupting air
support bouyant melodies
afloat with rhythm
Haiku # 23536, November 25, 2002 11:56 am ET
by maestro
years first snowflakes fall
coating all the land in white
so pretty it is
Haiku # 23535, November 25, 2002 11:36 am ET
by some internet chick
ants crawl in the sand,
flowers grow in the spring time,
nature is living
Haiku # 23534, November 25, 2002 10:43 am ET
by duckman
ash/moxie beware
my volume is on the rise
verse claims horizon
Haiku # 23533, November 25, 2002 10:35 am ET
by maestro
Oh beloved, mine
Hair doth shimmer, eyes glisten
Lame haiku for you
Haiku # 23532, November 25, 2002 10:28 am ET
by maestro
My date is plastered,
I am not drinking at all,
alcohol is weird
Haiku # 23531, November 25, 2002 10:20 am ET
by dumbo
On this 'day of Mon.
I mourn the endweek now interred
May she are eye pea ???
Haiku # 23530, November 25, 2002 10:08 am ET
by maestro
I do hereby fill
The "(necessary)" field with
Syllables seventeen
Haiku # 23529, November 25, 2002 10:03 am ET
by maestro
gwenhyfar, I know
shelter of certain worn clothes
love and loss at once
Haiku # 23528, November 25, 2002 9:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
memory lapses
befall me noggin' often
the last was maestro
Haiku # 23527, November 25, 2002 12:39 am ET
by maestro
anal ones may ask
why persist if bored as hell?
most cool domain name
Haiku # 23526, November 25, 2002 12:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
a bored neophyte
devoid of motivation
cares not to compete
Haiku # 23525, November 25, 2002 12:34 am ET
by maestro
hideous he shouts
row after row of bright red
byzantine horses
Haiku # 23524, November 24, 2002 10:14 pm ET
by Mr Horse
Anonymous Poet
Thanks so much for your offer
but I'll have to pass!!
Haiku # 23523, November 24, 2002 8:43 pm ET
by some internet chick
the whole idea of
posting on a website
masturbation of words
Haiku # 23522, November 24, 2002 8:19 pm ET
by Mox
it's how you feel about
me ap that makes that so
I can't control that
Haiku # 23521, November 24, 2002 8:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mox you don't even,
come CLOSE to being as good
as a kidneystone.
Haiku # 23520, November 24, 2002 7:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
well, the big mistake
is to pass judgements like
kidney stones on people...
Haiku # 23519, November 24, 2002 6:49 pm ET
by Mox
cold cemetery
standing in his over-coat
I stand corrected
Haiku # 23518, November 24, 2002 12:49 pm ET
by ...better (barely)
cold cemetry
standing in his over-coat
I still feel his warmth
Haiku # 23517, November 24, 2002 12:43 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
ash, tried to email
in a fit of nostalgia
address didn't work
Haiku # 23516, November 24, 2002 12:35 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton of of Boston
the buddhists tell us
all of us can be a god
but it takes some work


jungians tell us
all together we are god
as simple as that


you say god's up there
passing judgements like the law
well i'll be damned
Haiku # 23515, November 23, 2002 8:50 pm ET
by ash
some internet chick,
my penis will warm your breath,
show some love for me.....:)
Haiku # 23514, November 23, 2002 8:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The logs would tell us
Whether they are one or two
But it matters not.
Haiku # 23513, November 23, 2002 8:05 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
guess we'll never know
gwen and/or boston gal same?
it's just poetry
Haiku # 23512, November 23, 2002 7:34 pm ET
by both ok with me
hmm, I sat down with
Santa Claus today
Teach me something

sit on his lap?
Haiku # 23511, November 23, 2002 5:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Do I hear something?
Could it be, no way! The good
ol' boys, back again!
Haiku # 23510, November 23, 2002 5:50 pm ET
by Dauktrclaw of ???
ach, Russian
smelleth as beets
with the need for solid martinis
Haiku # 23509, November 23, 2002 5:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Just when I thought you
were finished, you come back here!
Enough! Suck my kiss!
Haiku # 23508, November 23, 2002 5:49 pm ET
by Alkieboy of In Between
Alister Crowley, was Libran
and forever, sought the Whore to
make his Great Beast

Whole
Haiku # 23507, November 23, 2002 5:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
me devotchka,
I return with your phantom
Crushed in my hand...
Haiku # 23506, November 23, 2002 5:47 pm ET
by FellowNarrator of YOU KNOW!
they note a reaction
but what's the example
that will save your souls from hell?
Haiku # 23505, November 23, 2002 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
man is competitive
on a Satanic level
this website is a prime example
Haiku # 23504, November 23, 2002 5:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Man would like to set
himself up as God and will
cry no fair on Judgement Day
Haiku # 23503, November 23, 2002 5:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ah, ash, I believe
you speak the competition
of MAN who would set himself
up as God. Hell is full of
such people...Hitler for example
Haiku # 23502, November 23, 2002 5:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
indulge no fear, ash
over shoulder none encroach
do spew the haiku
Haiku # 23501, November 23, 2002 5:31 pm ET
by maestro
was just wondering
gwenhyfar and boston gal
written by same hand?
Haiku # 23500, November 23, 2002 2:43 pm ET
by inquiring minds think so...
a break in the clouds
the wind and the lone heron
together take flight
Haiku # 23499, November 23, 2002 1:17 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
in the old orchard
the whiteness of snow flowers
unexpected blooms
Haiku # 23498, November 23, 2002 1:16 pm ET
by Boston gal
As I walk outside
I can see my every breath
just twenty three degrees

as we wait for snow
so the kids can all go out
to make their snowmen

Haiku # 23497, November 22, 2002 11:42 pm ET
by some internet chick
funny about hell
it can be just like heaven
to somebody else


you make your own world
a matter of conscious choice
not divine planning
Haiku # 23496, November 22, 2002 11:09 pm ET
by ash
sexuality
and fundamental dogma
make strange bedfellows
Haiku # 23495, November 22, 2002 11:04 pm ET
by ash
Good Evening to all
I see we are all showing
love for each other

Please dont start on me
I just hope everyone is
doing good tonite
Haiku # 23494, November 22, 2002 10:26 pm ET
by some internet chick
Everything is a statement
some statements are simple and short "fuck off Moxie" for example.

other people feel the need to express

deeper ideas and let go of their hatreds...

in other words do you want to spend an eternity in hell with moxie or accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?
Haiku # 23493, November 22, 2002 9:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
to ap, a warning
if I'm bisexual, is it wise
to tell me to fuck off?

what if it is in your direction?
Haiku # 23492, November 22, 2002 8:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
If a person is
not saved, then some believe
eternal damnation

some believe the saved
to be living a life now
eternally damned living
Haiku # 23491, November 22, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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