Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 166 Days and 77047 Haiku later...

play it again Sam
love is a many splendoured......
hey shake that groove thing
Haiku # 3041, February 9, 2000 4:56 pm ET
by Basho-lobotomus
does it substitute
for emo-nutrition if
I do the love cuss?
Haiku # 3040, February 8, 2000 4:33 pm ET
by Crank Queen
compassion salt lick!
It lies! speaks! laughes! & kisses!
fuck you Joe Valle
Haiku # 3039, February 8, 2000 4:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hairy skank bitch ho''
She said she loved me then left
To pursue gayness
Haiku # 3038, February 8, 2000 2:56 pm ET
by Richard Simmons of Lickin' Balls in Idaho Falls, USA
if I don''t clean up
I''ll piss sideways next morning
but i''ll sleep better
Haiku # 3037, February 7, 2000 7:25 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
Frost crisp on the grass
Sun Peaks b/w the mountains
Melting it by noon.
Haiku # 3036, February 6, 2000 4:00 pm ET
by Heather of Aurora, USA
first there is a mor-
on then there is no moron
then there is first there
Haiku # 3035, February 6, 2000 10:28 am ET
by Banzai-Bob of Toyotaville
Grammy frowns at a
nurse who tells her she is too
sick to leave her bed.
Haiku # 3034, February 6, 2000 12:11 am ET
by Kimberly Sowell
I want to feel yourhands shuddering as you pressgently against me.
Haiku # 3033, February 6, 2000 12:00 am ET
by Kat Krotch
Lezzer: noun, Lez-zah
women in comfortable shoes
maybe dungarees
Haiku # 3032, February 5, 2000 5:17 pm ET
by Floatation Device
forget bill bradley
cast your vote for keith richards
he''s got a jump shot
Haiku # 3031, February 5, 2000 4:24 pm ET
by basho-redundo of Chechnya--007
forget bill bradley
cast your vote for keith richards
he''s got a jump shot
Haiku # 3030, February 5, 2000 4:24 pm ET
by basho-redundo of Chechnya--007
toot a line for Bush
drop a bomb for Sen. McCain
vote for bill bradley
Haiku # 3029, February 5, 2000 4:15 pm ET
by basho-yomama of Yokohama
where are all the bards
where are all the sweet strippers
only traffic cops
Haiku # 3028, February 5, 2000 4:08 pm ET
by bash-oso-whatsus
this program has per-
formed an illegal oper-
ation and will be............
Haiku # 3027, February 5, 2000 3:58 pm ET
by Basho-nassis
once upon a time
the ghost of lectricity
burned norwegian wood
Haiku # 3026, February 5, 2000 3:50 pm ET
by Basho-potomus
to be or not to
be that is the question wheth-
er it is nobler----
Haiku # 3025, February 4, 2000 4:55 pm ET
by Basho-banzai
she let me drink her
her thighs trembling on my face
Like honey and wine
Haiku # 3024, February 4, 2000 11:01 am ET
by Thick Feet
That dog bit me hard
It really hurt alot and
Blood poured out of it
Haiku # 3023, February 4, 2000 9:37 am ET
by Another Guy
I like cheese alot
It tastes very very good
I be the baddest
Haiku # 3022, February 4, 2000 9:32 am ET
by The Guy
to be young once more
oh what i would not do for
glandular madness
Haiku # 3021, February 3, 2000 6:00 pm ET
by basho-constipatus
metamorphosis
desperate fiberoptic
binary blow job
Haiku # 3020, February 3, 2000 5:50 pm ET
by Basho-le pew
get a life she said
been there and done that said he
so try death she said
Haiku # 3019, February 3, 2000 5:37 pm ET
by Basho-defungo
dismembered corpses
in my room. i collected
them from the city.
Haiku # 3018, February 3, 2000 5:28 pm ET
by bohica
I am scared of the
thick warm deep dark humid jungle
of my boyfriend''s ass
Haiku # 3017, February 3, 2000 3:56 pm ET
by monkeyfritter
Sharp teeth excite me.
Wet lips caress my throat and
teach me how to bleed.

Sharp teeth and deep throat,
Wet tongue and snaggletoothed bitch
Teach my cock to fear.
Haiku # 3016, February 3, 2000 3:53 pm ET
by monkeyfritter
Woman who fly upside down have hairy crack-up{;
Haiku # 3015, February 3, 2000 2:36 pm ET
by Big Bratt of anchorage,
Woman who fly upside down have hairy crack-up{;
Haiku # 3014, February 3, 2000 2:33 pm ET
by Big Bratt of anchorage,
I am in full bloom
as your scent wafts up to me
Ahhh! The smell....Tuna!
Haiku # 3013, February 3, 2000 11:44 am ET
by Thick Feet
Chocolate honey
Sucking, swirling, tasting you
But your mouth says, "No."
Haiku # 3012, February 3, 2000 11:00 am ET
by Thick Feet
Sexy black Buddhist
I dig her soooo fucking much
"Whatever," she says
Haiku # 3011, February 3, 2000 10:28 am ET
by ThickFeet
How cool is that
cucumber
green
Haiku # 3010, February 3, 2000 10:15 am ET
by Chikin
I can almost feel
your awkward fingers against
my erect nipples.
Haiku # 3009, February 2, 2000 7:39 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
Sharp teeth excite me.
Wet lips caress my throat and
teach me how to bleed.
Haiku # 3008, February 2, 2000 7:31 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
I want to feel your
hands shuddering as you press
gently against me.
Haiku # 3007, February 2, 2000 7:19 pm ET
by Kat Krotch
Even commercials
for wild rice use sexual
inuendos, babe.
Haiku # 3006, February 2, 2000 6:54 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
You can''t leave this way
At least give me my farewell,
don''t go at all, stay.
Haiku # 3005, February 2, 2000 6:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yesterday is dead
tomorrow lies in ambush
for today''s remains
Haiku # 3004, February 2, 2000 3:16 am ET
by ash
I know you''re the one
I will never treat you bad
Eat me.....this way...yeaH
Haiku # 3003, February 1, 2000 7:24 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Though warm tasty and
delicious, urine should not
be served with lobster
Haiku # 3002, February 1, 2000 11:42 am ET
by monkeyfritter
Glass bottle of tea
Empty but full all the same
My cock''s stuck again
Haiku # 3001, February 1, 2000 11:37 am ET
by monkeyfritter
sibilant cyber
erotic queen of voice chat
she gives good headphone
Haiku # 3000, February 1, 2000 4:24 am ET
by ash
Bad haiku on line
Dearth of quality poems
God, this haiku sucks.
Haiku # 2999, January 31, 2000 9:19 pm ET
by Cap'n Tom. of Australia, mate.
visit from a friend
put a big smile on my face
come back really soon
Haiku # 2998, January 31, 2000 5:48 pm ET
by ash
angst is important
but with excess syllables
haiku it isn''t
Haiku # 2997, January 31, 2000 5:47 pm ET
by ash
back in the smaller metropolis
the black hole broods and sulks
i wonder for how long?
Haiku # 2996, January 31, 2000 4:03 am ET
by nick of adelaide, AUSTRALIA
Traffic accident
Pull out in front of me dude
Cave your damn nuts in
Haiku # 2995, January 29, 2000 7:49 pm ET
by SDSquint
Glide thru moist tendrils
Seeking velvet button....Ohhhhhhh!
Her moans make me wet...!
Haiku # 2994, January 28, 2000 7:29 pm ET
by (_)D Burnt Coffee
that might sound racist
but in truth I hate them all
they don''t dig haiku
Haiku # 2993, January 28, 2000 3:31 pm ET
by Basho-elgrande
So it''s vote for Keyes
Here in New Hampshire it''s cold
We crave Ovaltine
Haiku # 2992, January 28, 2000 3:25 pm ET
by Basho-lobotomus
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