Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 177 Days and 77086 Haiku later...

among my blessings
I am fortunate to count
a freakish horse cock
Haiku # 3072, February 17, 2000 7:38 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
white banana in
Whiz Bang Clunk Rattle, Presto!
brown banana out
Haiku # 3071, February 15, 2000 10:15 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
This is a Haiku,
Five, Seven, Five Syllables,
Harder than it looks
Haiku # 3070, February 15, 2000 7:57 am ET
by westprog of Dublin,
popular demand
the bonfire lights up the site
welcome back stranger
Haiku # 3069, February 14, 2000 3:45 pm ET
by ash
gave my notice here
at my good-bye lunch I''ll lie
and say it was great
Haiku # 3068, February 14, 2000 11:53 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
murderous boy scout
waits underneath your back porch
"Hi Mister!" BLAM!! BLAM!!!
Haiku # 3067, February 14, 2000 11:52 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire (OOPSIE)
pull that shit again
the origins of the phrase
are unsavory
Haiku # 3066, February 14, 2000 11:50 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire (OOPSIE)
pull that shit again
the origins of the phrase
Haiku # 3065, February 14, 2000 11:49 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Choose money or time,
the means precludes the doing -
pursuing my tail.
Haiku # 3064, February 14, 2000 5:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
slick prospectus, the
only uni (at first flick);
now I''m here it''s shit.
Haiku # 3063, February 14, 2000 5:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Brighton, England
Bob got feelers up
for honey junk on tight rope
teet bean mescaline
Haiku # 3062, February 14, 2000 12:32 am ET
by FROM BOB ANTHROPOD TO THE GASOLINE GIRL
stick y in the grips
from start to fish little ring
half an ounce shit-head
Haiku # 3061, February 14, 2000 12:12 am ET
by BOB ANTHROPOD of la,
dsafg
gsfd
fdsg
fgd
fdg
Haiku # 3060, February 13, 2000 10:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
seeking hollywood
we jack in expectantly
and off requited
Haiku # 3059, February 13, 2000 3:01 pm ET
by ash
day trading cowboy
rides the bucking bull market
alamo pending
Haiku # 3058, February 13, 2000 2:52 pm ET
by ash
Where are you, I miss
you, Hollywood Bonfire
I jack off wildly
Haiku # 3057, February 13, 2000 10:12 am ET
by code red
This site has gone straight
to hell in a handbasket
hot sex with a corpse
Haiku # 3056, February 13, 2000 10:10 am ET
by code bleu
A fat ass man
who walks as fast as he can
He had to take a shit!!
HA! Ha!
Haiku # 3054, February 13, 2000 8:40 am ET
by Nikki
don''t hassle basho
his crap makes your shit sparkle
and that takes talent
Haiku # 3053, February 12, 2000 6:10 pm ET
by basho-bugovsky
basho you screwed up
hole starts with an h, dipstick
not a w
Haiku # 3052, February 12, 2000 6:02 pm ET
by chopstick of oneness
crystal clear morning
pissed a huge whole in the snow
i''m feelin groovy
Haiku # 3051, February 12, 2000 5:54 pm ET
by Basho-fukupalot
basho is my name
and bad haiku is my game
tis my claim to shame
Haiku # 3050, February 12, 2000 5:45 pm ET
by basho-tsunami
tumbleweed mama
flippin fritters like a pro
rotgut drags us down
Haiku # 3049, February 11, 2000 6:56 pm ET
by basho-saurus
cold coffee ring sticks
Whitesnake on the radio
taste is perilous
Haiku # 3048, February 11, 2000 1:32 pm ET
by Janesse of Toronto, Canada
burning hot sunshine
sparkling estuarine vista
freezing cold water
Haiku # 3047, February 11, 2000 2:43 am ET
by ash
once upon a time
happily ever after
was a fairy tale
Haiku # 3046, February 11, 2000 2:41 am ET
by ash
I have a bad cold
A sneeze projects from my mouth
Boogers on the screen
Haiku # 3045, February 10, 2000 10:16 am ET
by SunGod of USA
some yestersomething
i had much more energy
and i could focus
Haiku # 3044, February 9, 2000 8:30 pm ET
by ash
yo informatics
though i don''t understand u
your message is strong
Haiku # 3043, February 9, 2000 8:29 pm ET
by ash
softly falls the rain
alas it is acid rain
Spot goes belly up
Haiku # 3042, February 9, 2000 5:05 pm ET
by Basho-poseur
play it again Sam
love is a many splendoured......
hey shake that groove thing
Haiku # 3041, February 9, 2000 4:56 pm ET
by Basho-lobotomus
does it substitute
for emo-nutrition if
I do the love cuss?
Haiku # 3040, February 8, 2000 4:33 pm ET
by Crank Queen
compassion salt lick!
It lies! speaks! laughes! & kisses!
fuck you Joe Valle
Haiku # 3039, February 8, 2000 4:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hairy skank bitch ho''
She said she loved me then left
To pursue gayness
Haiku # 3038, February 8, 2000 2:56 pm ET
by Richard Simmons of Lickin' Balls in Idaho Falls, USA
if I don''t clean up
I''ll piss sideways next morning
but i''ll sleep better
Haiku # 3037, February 7, 2000 7:25 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
Frost crisp on the grass
Sun Peaks b/w the mountains
Melting it by noon.
Haiku # 3036, February 6, 2000 4:00 pm ET
by Heather of Aurora, USA
first there is a mor-
on then there is no moron
then there is first there
Haiku # 3035, February 6, 2000 10:28 am ET
by Banzai-Bob of Toyotaville
Grammy frowns at a
nurse who tells her she is too
sick to leave her bed.
Haiku # 3034, February 6, 2000 12:11 am ET
by Kimberly Sowell
I want to feel yourhands shuddering as you pressgently against me.
Haiku # 3033, February 6, 2000 12:00 am ET
by Kat Krotch
Lezzer: noun, Lez-zah
women in comfortable shoes
maybe dungarees
Haiku # 3032, February 5, 2000 5:17 pm ET
by Floatation Device
forget bill bradley
cast your vote for keith richards
he''s got a jump shot
Haiku # 3031, February 5, 2000 4:24 pm ET
by basho-redundo of Chechnya--007
forget bill bradley
cast your vote for keith richards
he''s got a jump shot
Haiku # 3030, February 5, 2000 4:24 pm ET
by basho-redundo of Chechnya--007
toot a line for Bush
drop a bomb for Sen. McCain
vote for bill bradley
Haiku # 3029, February 5, 2000 4:15 pm ET
by basho-yomama of Yokohama
where are all the bards
where are all the sweet strippers
only traffic cops
Haiku # 3028, February 5, 2000 4:08 pm ET
by bash-oso-whatsus
this program has per-
formed an illegal oper-
ation and will be............
Haiku # 3027, February 5, 2000 3:58 pm ET
by Basho-nassis
once upon a time
the ghost of lectricity
burned norwegian wood
Haiku # 3026, February 5, 2000 3:50 pm ET
by Basho-potomus
to be or not to
be that is the question wheth-
er it is nobler----
Haiku # 3025, February 4, 2000 4:55 pm ET
by Basho-banzai
she let me drink her
her thighs trembling on my face
Like honey and wine
Haiku # 3024, February 4, 2000 11:01 am ET
by Thick Feet
That dog bit me hard
It really hurt alot and
Blood poured out of it
Haiku # 3023, February 4, 2000 9:37 am ET
by Another Guy
I like cheese alot
It tastes very very good
I be the baddest
Haiku # 3022, February 4, 2000 9:32 am ET
by The Guy
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